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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
Brilliant laser beams
  06/30/25
100%
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
Brilliant laser beams
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
Big abode death wish
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  06/30/25
cr
vibrant claret area athletic conference
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
180 fuchsia resort sandwich
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
mahogany razzle travel guidebook hall
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
cobalt gas station ceo
  06/30/25
...
mahogany razzle travel guidebook hall
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
Emerald Talented Parlor Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
?
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  06/30/25
LMAO
vibrant claret area athletic conference
  06/30/25
🧐
greedy mexican national
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
cordovan offensive tanning salon
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
Soul-stirring Navy Halford Office
  06/30/25
link?
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
cordovan offensive tanning salon
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
vibrant claret area athletic conference
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
Blue Zombie-like Masturbator Whorehouse
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
Coral seedy lettuce
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
Coral seedy lettuce
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
Coral seedy lettuce
  06/30/25
yes
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
Coral seedy lettuce
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
Blue Zombie-like Masturbator Whorehouse
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
cobalt gas station ceo
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
cobalt gas station ceo
  06/30/25
B46*
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
cobalt gas station ceo
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
flesh fear-inspiring jewess
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
cobalt gas station ceo
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
flesh fear-inspiring jewess
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
flesh fear-inspiring jewess
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
Flatulent tantric school deer antler
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
Blue Zombie-like Masturbator Whorehouse
  06/30/25
tcr
Brilliant laser beams
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
mahogany razzle travel guidebook hall
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
Brilliant laser beams
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
Contagious box office goal in life
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
cobalt gas station ceo
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
greedy mexican national
  06/30/25
😏
Blue Zombie-like Masturbator Whorehouse
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
Brilliant laser beams
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
lascivious sex offender
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Brilliant laser beams

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Brilliant laser beams

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Big abode death wish

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: vibrant claret area athletic conference

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: 180 fuchsia resort sandwich

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: mahogany razzle travel guidebook hall

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: cobalt gas station ceo

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: mahogany razzle travel guidebook hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Emerald Talented Parlor Scourge Upon The Earth

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: vibrant claret area athletic conference

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: greedy mexican national

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: cordovan offensive tanning salon

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Navy Halford Office

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: cordovan offensive tanning salon

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: vibrant claret area athletic conference

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Blue Zombie-like Masturbator Whorehouse

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Coral seedy lettuce

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Coral seedy lettuce

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Coral seedy lettuce

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Coral seedy lettuce

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Blue Zombie-like Masturbator Whorehouse

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: cobalt gas station ceo

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: cobalt gas station ceo

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cobalt gas station ceo

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: flesh fear-inspiring jewess

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: cobalt gas station ceo

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: flesh fear-inspiring jewess

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: flesh fear-inspiring jewess

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Flatulent tantric school deer antler

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Blue Zombie-like Masturbator Whorehouse

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Brilliant laser beams

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: mahogany razzle travel guidebook hall

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Brilliant laser beams

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Contagious box office goal in life

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: cobalt gas station ceo

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: greedy mexican national

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Blue Zombie-like Masturbator Whorehouse

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Brilliant laser beams

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: lascivious sex offender

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061936)