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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
lascivious stag film idiot
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Trip sepia step-uncle's house stock car
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Chestnut Becky
  01/26/16
jesus no...
aqua friendly grandma plaza
  10/24/16
...
coral nursing home
  01/03/17
...
Cyan heaven dragon
  02/20/18
...
Passionate lavender temple ape
  06/03/19
...
Chestnut Becky
  10/14/20
...
Jet-lagged Big Piazza Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/16
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Charismatic Market Feces
  01/25/16
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Odious Queen Of The Night Pit
  01/25/16
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provocative school
  01/25/16
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zombie-like blathering boiling water mad cow disease
  01/25/16
...
Odious Queen Of The Night Pit
  01/25/16
...
provocative school
  01/25/16
...
milky keepsake machete
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Fishy Den
  01/25/16
...
alcoholic ceo
  01/25/16
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fragrant topaz stead newt
  01/25/16
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/25/16
...
Razzle-dazzle narrow-minded locale karate
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Ruddy dilemma
  01/25/16
...
emerald haunting pocket flask trump supporter
  01/25/16
...
lascivious stag film idiot
  01/26/16
...
Metal pisswyrm hell
  01/26/16
...
Ebony racy theater stage jew
  01/26/16
...
mentally impaired pearl hospital double fault
  11/27/16
...
Fishy Den
  06/13/17
...
Magenta House-broken Tattoo
  12/19/17
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/24/18
...
crystalline diverse genital piercing
  06/10/24
...
Trip sepia step-uncle's house stock car
  01/26/16
...
Free-loading balding halford
  10/24/16
...
coral nursing home
  11/27/16
...
Fishy Den
  01/23/17
...
bateful walnut useless brakes crackhouse
  03/15/17
...
Fishy Den
  04/20/17
...
Fishy Den
  02/20/18
...
Fishy Den
  05/24/18
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Exhilarant henna milk senate
  09/26/21
...
Lemon Theater
  03/12/22
...
crystalline diverse genital piercing
  05/15/22
...
crystalline diverse genital piercing
  05/04/24
ruthless.
slate magical digit ratio
  01/25/16
Brutal
alcoholic ceo
  01/25/16
...
Glassy National Fat Ankles
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Angry motley church building affirmative action
  01/25/16
toxic
lilac lay dopamine
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Maniacal locus gaming laptop
  01/25/16
...
Charismatic Market Feces
  01/25/16
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/25/16
...
Useless School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
damnit
Aphrodisiac laser beams
  01/25/16
...
Odious Queen Of The Night Pit
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/25/16
jfc
Fishy Den
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Odious Queen Of The Night Pit
  01/25/16
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Fishy Den
  01/25/16
Cr
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/25/16
hm
silver mediation location
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/25/16
wait
shaky french chef
  01/25/16
...
Trip sepia step-uncle's house stock car
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base
  01/25/16
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Maniacal locus gaming laptop
  01/25/16
...
Olive floppy mad-dog skullcap menage
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
slate magical digit ratio
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Fishy Den
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
slate magical digit ratio
  01/25/16
...
shaky french chef
  01/25/16
...
Magenta House-broken Tattoo
  01/25/16
...
Coiffed whorehouse
  01/25/16
...
Aphrodisiac laser beams
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Useless School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
white forum therapy
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
contagious rambunctious indian lodge mood
  01/25/16
...
Obsidian vengeful windowlicker legal warrant
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
stirring community account site
  01/25/16
...
Angry motley church building affirmative action
  01/25/16
...
Razzle-dazzle narrow-minded locale karate
  01/25/16
damn
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/25/16
...
talking snowy antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
...
dun vigorous cuckoldry love of her life
  01/25/16
O LORD
chocolate tanning salon
  01/25/16
jfc
Infuriating indirect expression
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Ultramarine turdskin
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
emerald haunting pocket flask trump supporter
  01/25/16
...
Odious Queen Of The Night Pit
  01/25/16
Lmao
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/25/16
...
Salmon private investor
  01/25/16
...
Trip sepia step-uncle's house stock car
  01/26/16
...
talking snowy antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
...
Ebony racy theater stage jew
  01/26/16
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  02/15/16
...
Razzmatazz striped hyena
  07/08/17
...
Alcoholic associate
  07/08/17
...
Laughsome federal liquid oxygen dingle berry
  07/08/17
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  10/27/17
...
spruce adventurous home
  12/26/17
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  05/24/18
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  03/16/20
...
Arousing ticket booth
  02/18/22
...
embarrassed to the bone honey-headed hall idea he suggested
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Ruddy dilemma
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Aphrodisiac laser beams
  01/25/16
ouch
transparent lodge hunting ground
  01/26/16
poison
Purple personal credit line
  01/26/16
...
Histrionic shivering center
  01/26/16
180
lascivious stag film idiot
  01/26/16
...
shaky french chef
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
orange business firm
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Trip sepia step-uncle's house stock car
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
heady alpha hissy fit
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Violent puce twinkling uncleanness meetinghouse
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Startled stage cuck
  09/27/16
...
embarrassed to the bone honey-headed hall idea he suggested
  12/26/17
...
Ebony racy theater stage jew
  08/12/19
180
Chestnut Becky
  01/26/16
...
Ebony racy theater stage jew
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
startling place of business azn
  01/27/16
...
Magenta House-broken Tattoo
  01/27/16
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Electric spot stain
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Electric spot stain
  02/02/16
...
Mind-boggling faggot firefighter property
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Cocky Area Roast Beef
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Hot Library Roommate
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Titillating Bearded Abode
  02/24/16
18000000
Grizzly swashbuckling cruise ship
  03/04/16
165
mustard people who are hurt
  03/04/16
...
thriller bespoke degenerate selfie
  05/19/16
chilling
drab bisexual church pozpig
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
disgusting station psychic
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Dashing canary corn cake
  01/03/17
oh my.
flesh weed whacker trust fund
  01/23/17
toxic
Exciting pale scourge upon the earth
  03/13/17
...
bateful walnut useless brakes crackhouse
  03/15/17
...
Coiffed whorehouse
  04/02/17
...
plum vivacious organic girlfriend resort
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Gay legend preventive strike
  07/08/17
...
Crawly hairless gaping jap
  10/27/17
mother of god
Alcoholic associate
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Lime abusive messiness
  10/27/17
JFC
Impertinent sanctuary depressive
  10/27/17
...
Boyish juggernaut tank
  12/26/17
...
Spectacular sickened principal's office
  12/26/17
ouch
Cerebral lake chapel
  02/20/18
...
Carnelian Beady-eyed Garrison
  02/20/18
...
Impressive macaca main people
  01/16/19
...
filthy generalized bond shrine
  08/09/19
...
Exhilarant henna milk senate
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
fluffy high-end mental disorder gas station
  07/28/25
And yes, you're bald
multi-colored autistic office factory reset button
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Anal rehab
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Razzle-dazzle narrow-minded locale karate
  01/25/16
...
emerald haunting pocket flask trump supporter
  01/25/16
...
navy rigpig sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
alcoholic ceo
  01/25/16
toxic
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
alcoholic ceo
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
alcoholic ceo
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Jade Public Bath Reading Party
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
alcoholic ceo
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
white forum therapy
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
alcoholic ceo
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
white forum therapy
  01/25/16
TY bro
alcoholic ceo
  01/25/16
...
emerald haunting pocket flask trump supporter
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Excitant Point
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Glassy National Fat Ankles
  10/27/17
...
concupiscible orchid field foreskin
  10/27/17
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  05/24/18
...
flesh weed whacker trust fund
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Disrespectful hairraiser candlestick maker hominid
  10/27/17
credited advice
Cerebral lake chapel
  05/24/18
even more toxic
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Talented codepig
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/25/16
i lol'd
irradiated state
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
alcoholic ceo
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
white forum therapy
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/25/16
lol
Dull hairy legs travel guidebook
  06/01/17
...
alcoholic ceo
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
alcoholic ceo
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
lascivious stag film idiot
  01/26/16
...
embarrassed to the bone honey-headed hall idea he suggested
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Ultramarine turdskin
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Ultramarine turdskin
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
alcoholic ceo
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Ultramarine turdskin
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Ultramarine turdskin
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Ultramarine turdskin
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
alcoholic ceo
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
alcoholic ceo
  01/25/16
Lmao
curious harsh black woman box office
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Fishy Den
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/25/16
lmao true
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/25/16
...
shaky french chef
  01/26/16
...
embarrassed to the bone honey-headed hall idea he suggested
  12/26/17
Haha
slimy vibrant round eye university
  03/19/20
...
alcoholic ceo
  01/25/16
...
Useless School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Excitant Point
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
pea-brained sound barrier
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Bronze pervert parlour
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Disrespectful hairraiser candlestick maker hominid
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Startled stage cuck
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
At-the-ready parlor
  06/03/19
oh no
Violent puce twinkling uncleanness meetinghouse
  08/08/19
LOL
Charcoal stimulating corner
  03/16/20
JFC
flesh weed whacker trust fund
  03/19/20
Update?
Arousing ticket booth
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
180 bbw brunch
  01/25/16
...
alcoholic ceo
  01/25/16
...
Magenta House-broken Tattoo
  05/19/16
...
Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
cerise comical address pistol
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Useless School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
cerise comical address pistol
  01/26/16
Cr
Useless School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
...
Trip sepia step-uncle's house stock car
  01/26/16
...
Trip sepia step-uncle's house stock car
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
cerise comical address pistol
  01/26/16
...
multi-colored autistic office factory reset button
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Appetizing orchestra pit internal respiration
  01/26/16
...
Appetizing orchestra pit internal respiration
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Jet-lagged Big Piazza Sneaky Criminal
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Razzmatazz striped hyena
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Maize marvelous volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
talking snowy antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
lascivious stag film idiot
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
shaky french chef
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Fishy Den
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Maize marvelous volcanic crater
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Jet-lagged Big Piazza Sneaky Criminal
  01/26/16
...
Glittery crimson headpube
  01/16/19
...
slimy vibrant round eye university
  03/16/20
...
Chestnut Becky
  01/26/16
...
shaky french chef
  01/26/16
...
talking snowy antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
...
Magenta House-broken Tattoo
  03/28/16
...
filthy generalized bond shrine
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
galvanic red set party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Jade Public Bath Reading Party
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Chestnut Becky
  01/26/16
...
aqua friendly grandma plaza
  10/24/16
...
shaky french chef
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
irradiated state
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
supple pink clown
  04/04/16
...
bateful walnut useless brakes crackhouse
  03/15/17
*applause*
Tan abnormal native
  10/27/17
...
Exhilarant henna milk senate
  09/26/21
...
Disrespectful hairraiser candlestick maker hominid
  01/26/16
...
shaky french chef
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
cerise comical address pistol
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
shaky french chef
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/26/16
...
cerise comical address pistol
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
cerise comical address pistol
  01/26/16
...
Useless School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
...
white forum therapy
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
Describe
cerise comical address pistol
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
cerise comical address pistol
  01/26/16
...
shaky french chef
  01/26/16
...
white forum therapy
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Fishy Den
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Crawly hairless gaping jap
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Ebony racy theater stage jew
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/26/16
Fuck
Crawly hairless gaping jap
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base
  01/26/16
cq's!
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
...
flesh weed whacker trust fund
  03/19/20
...
bateful walnut useless brakes crackhouse
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Dark shitlib house
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Jade Public Bath Reading Party
  01/26/16
except for your autism
multi-colored autistic office factory reset button
  01/26/16
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/26/16
...
Cerebral lake chapel
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Jade Public Bath Reading Party
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
white forum therapy
  01/26/16
...
Ebony racy theater stage jew
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Jade Public Bath Reading Party
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Maize marvelous volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
talking snowy antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
...
Trip sepia step-uncle's house stock car
  01/23/17
...
bateful walnut useless brakes crackhouse
  03/15/17
...
Razzmatazz striped hyena
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
cerise comical address pistol
  01/26/16
underrated
aqua friendly grandma plaza
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...
Magenta House-broken Tattoo
  02/15/16
...
coral nursing home
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
carmine cracking skinny woman
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...
poppy trailer park
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...
shaky french chef
  01/26/16
jfc
Fishy Den
  01/26/16
...
wonderful son of senegal
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Maize marvelous volcanic crater
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
shaky french chef
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
do u love it
shaky french chef
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
...
Deep clear puppy
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Maize marvelous volcanic crater
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Fishy Den
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Fishy Den
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Maize marvelous volcanic crater
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Fishy Den
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
...
Wine telephone marketing idea
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
buff coffee pot dysfunction
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Aphrodisiac laser beams
  01/26/16
...
Crawly hairless gaping jap
  01/26/16
...
Chestnut Becky
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
white forum therapy
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
talking snowy antidepressant drug
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JFC
regret
  01/26/16
180
goyim
  01/26/16
...
copper death wish athletic conference
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Crawly hairless gaping jap
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
...
buff coffee pot dysfunction
  01/26/16
...
buff coffee pot dysfunction
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/26/16
...
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
poppy trailer park
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/26/16
180 twist
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/26/16
...
shaky french chef
  01/26/16
THIS
irradiated state
  01/26/16
...
stage
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Ebony racy theater stage jew
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Ebony racy theater stage jew
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Ebony racy theater stage jew
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Ebony racy theater stage jew
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
milky keepsake machete
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
milky keepsake machete
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Ebony racy theater stage jew
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Jade Public Bath Reading Party
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Ebony racy theater stage jew
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
aromatic sapphire institution
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
heady alpha hissy fit
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
hideous persian
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Aphrodisiac laser beams
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle narrow-minded locale karate
  01/26/16
180
Maroon Theatre Brethren
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
emerald haunting pocket flask trump supporter
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/27/16
...
Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Electric spot stain
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
range
  05/19/16
repost please
emerald haunting pocket flask trump supporter
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
poppy trailer park
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
range
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Wine telephone marketing idea
  01/26/16
tyft brother
irradiated state
  01/26/16
...
shaky french chef
  01/26/16
...
alcoholic ceo
  01/27/16
180.
Magenta House-broken Tattoo
  01/27/16
...
stage
  01/29/16
...
disgusting station psychic
  01/31/16
...
shaky french chef
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
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  02/03/16
...
Arousing ticket booth
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...
shaky french chef
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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...
emerald haunting pocket flask trump supporter
  03/08/16
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  09/27/16
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  03/04/16
...
Fishy Den
  04/04/16
...
Coiffed whorehouse
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cr
Maize marvelous volcanic crater
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...
Arousing ticket booth
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...
shaky french chef
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...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  06/17/16
...
geriatric giraffe
  09/27/16
...
Fishy Den
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
heady alpha hissy fit
  10/24/16
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  10/24/16
i really like it here
range
  10/24/16
...
disgusting station psychic
  10/27/16
...
Peach Kitchen Prole
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Fighting Smoky Bawdyhouse
  01/23/17
... ...
Disrespectful hairraiser candlestick maker hominid
  01/23/17
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  07/08/17
Lol
Outnumbered space really tough guy
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
garnet filthpig coldplay fan
  01/16/19
...
Chestnut Becky
  02/11/17
...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  03/13/17
...
Fishy Den
  03/15/17
...
bateful walnut useless brakes crackhouse
  03/15/17
...
disgusting station psychic
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Claret effete
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
painfully honest
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
flesh weed whacker trust fund
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...
  06/01/17
...
Magenta House-broken Tattoo
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Mint crotch
  06/13/17
...
flesh weed whacker trust fund
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Zippy boltzmann
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...
brindle new version
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...
Fishy Den
  09/25/17
...
Crawly hairless gaping jap
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base
  10/27/17
...
Boyish juggernaut tank
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
unhinged police squad
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
unhinged police squad
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Peach Kitchen Prole
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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alcoholic ceo
  07/25/18
...
Crawly hairless gaping jap
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...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
flirting gunner
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  07/25/18
...
Metal pisswyrm hell
  07/25/18
...
Crawly hairless gaping jap
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/16/19
...
Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
garnet filthpig coldplay fan
  01/16/19
Jfc
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
milky keepsake machete
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
kink-friendly
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
kink-friendly
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Maize marvelous volcanic crater
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
kink-friendly
  01/17/19
...
Crawly hairless gaping jap
  04/08/19
...
Blue Goal In Life
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Boyish juggernaut tank
  04/09/19
...
kink-friendly
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
kink-friendly
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Self-centered razzle sandwich
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Brilliant Cuckold Toilet Seat
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that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
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  06/03/19
...
Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Hot Library Roommate
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
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Chestnut Becky
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
kink-friendly
  08/08/19
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kink-friendly
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Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
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  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: lascivious stag film idiot

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Trip sepia step-uncle's house stock car

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Chestnut Becky

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: aqua friendly grandma plaza

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: coral nursing home



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
Author: Chestnut Becky



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Big Piazza Sneaky Criminal



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Odious Queen Of The Night Pit



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Odious Queen Of The Night Pit



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: provocative school



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: milky keepsake machete



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Fishy Den

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: fragrant topaz stead newt



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle narrow-minded locale karate



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Ruddy dilemma

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
Author: lascivious stag film idiot



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: mentally impaired pearl hospital double fault



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: Magenta House-broken Tattoo



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: crystalline diverse genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: slate magical digit ratio

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Glassy National Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Angry motley church building affirmative action

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: lilac lay dopamine

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Maniacal locus gaming laptop

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Charismatic Market Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Useless School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac laser beams

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Odious Queen Of The Night Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Fishy Den

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Odious Queen Of The Night Pit

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Fishy Den

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: silver mediation location

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: shaky french chef

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Trip sepia step-uncle's house stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Maniacal locus gaming laptop

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Olive floppy mad-dog skullcap menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: slate magical digit ratio

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Fishy Den

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: slate magical digit ratio

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: shaky french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Magenta House-broken Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Coiffed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Useless School Cafeteria

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: white forum therapy

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: contagious rambunctious indian lodge mood

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Obsidian vengeful windowlicker legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: stirring community account site

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Angry motley church building affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle narrow-minded locale karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: talking snowy antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: dun vigorous cuckoldry love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: chocolate tanning salon

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Infuriating indirect expression

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Ultramarine turdskin

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: emerald haunting pocket flask trump supporter

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Odious Queen Of The Night Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Salmon private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Trip sepia step-uncle's house stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: talking snowy antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Ebony racy theater stage jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Laughsome federal liquid oxygen dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: spruce adventurous home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Arousing ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone honey-headed hall idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Ruddy dilemma

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac laser beams

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: transparent lodge hunting ground

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Purple personal credit line

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Histrionic shivering center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: lascivious stag film idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: shaky french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: orange business firm

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Trip sepia step-uncle's house stock car

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Violent puce twinkling uncleanness meetinghouse

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Startled stage cuck

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone honey-headed hall idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Ebony racy theater stage jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Chestnut Becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Ebony racy theater stage jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: startling place of business azn

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Magenta House-broken Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Electric spot stain

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Electric spot stain

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling faggot firefighter property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Cocky Area Roast Beef

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Hot Library Roommate

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Titillating Bearded Abode

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Grizzly swashbuckling cruise ship

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: mustard people who are hurt

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: thriller bespoke degenerate selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: drab bisexual church pozpig

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: disgusting station psychic

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Dashing canary corn cake

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: flesh weed whacker trust fund

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Exciting pale scourge upon the earth

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: bateful walnut useless brakes crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Coiffed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: plum vivacious organic girlfriend resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Gay legend preventive strike

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Crawly hairless gaping jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic associate

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Lime abusive messiness

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Impertinent sanctuary depressive

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Boyish juggernaut tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Spectacular sickened principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Cerebral lake chapel

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Carnelian Beady-eyed Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Impressive macaca main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: filthy generalized bond shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant henna milk senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: fluffy high-end mental disorder gas station

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#49136987)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: multi-colored autistic office factory reset button

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Anal rehab

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle narrow-minded locale karate

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: emerald haunting pocket flask trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: navy rigpig sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Jade Public Bath Reading Party

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: white forum therapy

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: white forum therapy

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: emerald haunting pocket flask trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Excitant Point

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Glassy National Fat Ankles

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: concupiscible orchid field foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: flesh weed whacker trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Disrespectful hairraiser candlestick maker hominid

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Cerebral lake chapel

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Talented codepig

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: irradiated state

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: white forum therapy

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Dull hairy legs travel guidebook

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: lascivious stag film idiot

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone honey-headed hall idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Ultramarine turdskin

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine turdskin

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine turdskin

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Ultramarine turdskin

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine turdskin

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: curious harsh black woman box office

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Fishy Den

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: shaky french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone honey-headed hall idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: slimy vibrant round eye university

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Useless School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Excitant Point

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: pea-brained sound barrier

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Bronze pervert parlour

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Disrespectful hairraiser candlestick maker hominid

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Startled stage cuck

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: At-the-ready parlor

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Violent puce twinkling uncleanness meetinghouse

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Charcoal stimulating corner

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: flesh weed whacker trust fund

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Arousing ticket booth

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: 180 bbw brunch

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Magenta House-broken Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: cerise comical address pistol

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Useless School Cafeteria

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: cerise comical address pistol

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Useless School Cafeteria

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Trip sepia step-uncle's house stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Trip sepia step-uncle's house stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: cerise comical address pistol

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: multi-colored autistic office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Appetizing orchestra pit internal respiration

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Appetizing orchestra pit internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Big Piazza Sneaky Criminal

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz striped hyena

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Maize marvelous volcanic crater

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: talking snowy antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: lascivious stag film idiot

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: shaky french chef

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Fishy Den

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Maize marvelous volcanic crater

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Big Piazza Sneaky Criminal

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Glittery crimson headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: slimy vibrant round eye university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Chestnut Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: shaky french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: talking snowy antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Magenta House-broken Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: filthy generalized bond shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: galvanic red set party of the first part

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Jade Public Bath Reading Party

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Chestnut Becky

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: aqua friendly grandma plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: shaky french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: irradiated state

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: supple pink clown

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: bateful walnut useless brakes crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Tan abnormal native

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant henna milk senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Disrespectful hairraiser candlestick maker hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: shaky french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: cerise comical address pistol

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: shaky french chef

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: cerise comical address pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: cerise comical address pistol

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Useless School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: white forum therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: cerise comical address pistol

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: cerise comical address pistol

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: shaky french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: white forum therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Fishy Den

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Crawly hairless gaping jap

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Ebony racy theater stage jew

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Crawly hairless gaping jap

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: flesh weed whacker trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: bateful walnut useless brakes crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Dark shitlib house

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Jade Public Bath Reading Party

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: multi-colored autistic office factory reset button

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Cerebral lake chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Jade Public Bath Reading Party

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: white forum therapy

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Ebony racy theater stage jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Jade Public Bath Reading Party

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Maize marvelous volcanic crater

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: talking snowy antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Trip sepia step-uncle's house stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: bateful walnut useless brakes crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: cerise comical address pistol

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: aqua friendly grandma plaza

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Magenta House-broken Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: coral nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: carmine cracking skinny woman

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: poppy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: shaky french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Fishy Den

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: wonderful son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Maize marvelous volcanic crater

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: shaky french chef

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: shaky french chef

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Deep clear puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Maize marvelous volcanic crater

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Fishy Den

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Fishy Den

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Maize marvelous volcanic crater

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Fishy Den

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Wine telephone marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: buff coffee pot dysfunction

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac laser beams

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Crawly hairless gaping jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Chestnut Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: white forum therapy

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: talking snowy antidepressant drug

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  regret

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: copper death wish athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Crawly hairless gaping jap

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: buff coffee pot dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: buff coffee pot dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: poppy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: poppy trailer park

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: shaky french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: irradiated state

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Ebony racy theater stage jew

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Ebony racy theater stage jew

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Ebony racy theater stage jew

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Ebony racy theater stage jew

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: milky keepsake machete

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: milky keepsake machete

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Ebony racy theater stage jew

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Jade Public Bath Reading Party

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Ebony racy theater stage jew

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire institution

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  hideous persian

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac laser beams

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle narrow-minded locale karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  Maroon Theatre Brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: emerald haunting pocket flask trump supporter

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Electric spot stain

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author:  range

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: emerald haunting pocket flask trump supporter

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: poppy trailer park

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author:  range

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Wine telephone marketing idea

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: irradiated state

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: shaky french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Magenta House-broken Tattoo

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: disgusting station psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: shaky french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Medicated stubborn casino

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Arousing ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: shaky french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Outnumbered space really tough guy

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: emerald haunting pocket flask trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Fishy Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Coiffed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Maize marvelous volcanic crater

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Arousing ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: shaky french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  geriatric giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Fishy Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: heady alpha hissy fit

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author:  range

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: disgusting station psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  Peach Kitchen Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Fighting Smoky Bawdyhouse

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Disrespectful hairraiser candlestick maker hominid

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Outnumbered space really tough guy

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: garnet filthpig coldplay fan

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Chestnut Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Fishy Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: bateful walnut useless brakes crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: disgusting station psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Claret effete

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: painfully honest

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: flesh weed whacker trust fund

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Magenta House-broken Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Mint crotch

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: flesh weed whacker trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Zippy boltzmann

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: brindle new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Fishy Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Crawly hairless gaping jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Boyish juggernaut tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: unhinged police squad

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: unhinged police squad

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  Peach Kitchen Prole

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Ocher sadistic

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: alcoholic ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Crawly hairless gaping jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  flirting gunner

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Metal pisswyrm hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Crawly hairless gaping jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: garnet filthpig coldplay fan

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: 

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: milky keepsake machete

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: kink-friendly

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: kink-friendly

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Maize marvelous volcanic crater

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: kink-friendly

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Crawly hairless gaping jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Blue Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Boyish juggernaut tank

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: kink-friendly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: kink-friendly

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Brilliant Cuckold Toilet Seat

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Hot Library Roommate

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: kink-friendly

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Chestnut Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: kink-friendly

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: kink-friendly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: 

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Ivory frisky famous landscape painting

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: 

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Turquoise nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Fishy Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Maize marvelous volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Maize marvelous volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Fishy Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cruel-hearted Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  masturbator



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant henna milk senate



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Maize marvelous volcanic crater

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Fishy Den



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Arousing ticket booth



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  shimmering mother

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  cream cumskin

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle sandwich



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Crawly hairless gaping jap



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Arousing ticket booth



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