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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
curious ivory theater stage
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
bateful fiercely-loyal rehab
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Soul-stirring forum
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Bisexual Gas Station
  01/26/16
jesus no...
blue jewess twinkling uncleanness
  10/24/16
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trip bearded senate
  01/03/17
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shimmering international law enforcement agency faggotry
  02/20/18
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Purple narrow-minded gaming laptop
  06/03/19
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Bisexual Gas Station
  10/14/20
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peach school cafeteria
  01/25/16
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Haunting Ratface Tattoo
  01/25/16
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Bonkers crimson shrine french chef
  01/25/16
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Histrionic gaped stead
  01/25/16
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Talented chad
  01/25/16
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Bonkers crimson shrine french chef
  01/25/16
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Histrionic gaped stead
  01/25/16
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Ultramarine zombie-like indian lodge coffee pot
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
house-broken sienna orchestra pit
  01/25/16
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autistic halford idiot
  01/25/16
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Self-centered provocative nursing home
  01/25/16
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curious ivory theater stage
  01/25/16
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slate space
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
brindle national
  01/25/16
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federal library
  01/25/16
...
bateful fiercely-loyal rehab
  01/26/16
...
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jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty
  01/26/16
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citrine dilemma party of the first part
  11/27/16
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house-broken sienna orchestra pit
  06/13/17
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Abnormal high-end foreskin hairy legs
  12/19/17
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curious ivory theater stage
  01/24/18
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Big messiness
  06/10/24
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Soul-stirring forum
  01/26/16
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orchid flirting stock car
  10/24/16
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trip bearded senate
  11/27/16
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house-broken sienna orchestra pit
  01/23/17
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Hyperactive set
  03/15/17
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house-broken sienna orchestra pit
  04/20/17
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house-broken sienna orchestra pit
  02/20/18
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house-broken sienna orchestra pit
  05/24/18
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Carmine travel guidebook
  09/26/21
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titillating native sweet tailpipe
  03/12/22
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Big messiness
  05/15/22
...
Big messiness
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Translucent motley masturbator menage
  01/25/16
Brutal
autistic halford idiot
  01/25/16
...
Painfully Honest Boyish Corner Stain
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
stimulating fluffy hominid
  01/25/16
toxic
shaky hateful turdskin
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
territorial brunch
  01/25/16
...
Haunting Ratface Tattoo
  01/25/16
...
curious ivory theater stage
  01/25/16
...
cerebral kitchen genital piercing
  01/25/16
damnit
lime factory reset button cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
Bonkers crimson shrine french chef
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
curious ivory theater stage
  01/25/16
jfc
house-broken sienna orchestra pit
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Bonkers crimson shrine french chef
  01/25/16
...
curious ivory theater stage
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
house-broken sienna orchestra pit
  01/25/16
Cr
curious ivory theater stage
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  01/25/16
hm
Disturbing tanning salon
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  01/25/16
wait
Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House
  01/25/16
...
Soul-stirring forum
  01/26/16
...
Out-of-control Filthpig Spot
  01/25/16
...
curious ivory theater stage
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
territorial brunch
  01/25/16
...
Snowy Self-absorbed Pervert Center
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Translucent motley masturbator menage
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
house-broken sienna orchestra pit
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Translucent motley masturbator menage
  01/25/16
...
Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House
  01/25/16
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Abnormal high-end foreskin hairy legs
  01/25/16
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costumed trailer park half-breed
  01/25/16
...
lime factory reset button cruise ship
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
cerebral kitchen genital piercing
  01/25/16
...
curious ivory theater stage
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Ruby crawly sanctuary mexican
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
curious ivory theater stage
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
maroon den
  01/25/16
...
Disrespectful casino
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Racy Turquoise Location
  01/25/16
...
stimulating fluffy hominid
  01/25/16
...
slate space
  01/25/16
damn
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  01/25/16
...
frisky startled goyim
  01/25/16
...
Arrogant piazza personal credit line
  01/25/16
O LORD
cruel-hearted lake theatre
  01/25/16
jfc
Laughsome skinny woman
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Odious insecure karate
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
federal library
  01/25/16
...
Bonkers crimson shrine french chef
  01/25/16
Lmao
curious ivory theater stage
  01/25/16
...
big-titted clown
  01/25/16
...
Soul-stirring forum
  01/26/16
...
frisky startled goyim
  01/26/16
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jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty
  01/26/16
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curious ivory theater stage
  02/15/16
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Yapping Arousing Home Organic Girlfriend
  07/08/17
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glittery laser beams cuckoldry
  07/08/17
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scarlet swashbuckling marketing idea parlor
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curious ivory theater stage
  10/27/17
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ocher passionate abode
  12/26/17
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curious ivory theater stage
  05/24/18
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curious ivory theater stage
  03/16/20
...
pungent plaza
  02/18/22
...
razzle-dazzle hunting ground
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
brindle national
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
lime factory reset button cruise ship
  01/25/16
ouch
bull headed chapel dysfunction
  01/26/16
poison
French Chocolate Point
  01/26/16
...
dun kitty cat jap
  01/26/16
180
bateful fiercely-loyal rehab
  01/26/16
...
Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
galvanic locale
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Henna razzle telephone circlehead
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Soul-stirring forum
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Talking range
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
awkward coldplay fan
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Fantasy-prone excitant wagecucks
  09/27/16
...
razzle-dazzle hunting ground
  12/26/17
...
jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty
  08/12/19
180
Bisexual Gas Station
  01/26/16
...
jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Dull crackhouse
  01/27/16
...
Abnormal high-end foreskin hairy legs
  01/27/16
...
curious ivory theater stage
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
magenta marvelous church building pisswyrm
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
magenta marvelous church building pisswyrm
  02/02/16
...
salmon university azn
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Buff Sneaky Criminal Property
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
vibrant gaping police squad
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Splenetic cracking friendly grandma
  02/24/16
18000000
appetizing know-it-all toaster
  03/04/16
165
Multi-colored Chest-beating Newt
  03/04/16
...
Irradiated kink-friendly background story crotch
  05/19/16
chilling
greedy hell
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
dashing domesticated station brethren
  12/17/16
Good lord.
charismatic misanthropic headpube
  01/03/17
oh my.
concupiscible drab cuckold
  01/23/17
toxic
Adulterous hospital liquid oxygen
  03/13/17
...
Hyperactive set
  03/15/17
...
costumed trailer park half-breed
  04/02/17
...
Flatulent anal office
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Brilliant house
  07/08/17
...
Misunderstood Canary Toilet Seat
  10/27/17
mother of god
glittery laser beams cuckoldry
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Judgmental mental disorder
  10/27/17
JFC
Geriatric mad-dog skullcap
  10/27/17
...
Adventurous alcoholic locus
  12/26/17
...
Bronze drunken mother principal's office
  12/26/17
ouch
razzmatazz shitlib indirect expression
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Sapphire sound barrier parlour
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Diverse Flushed Feces
  01/16/19
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mahogany son of senegal striped hyena
  08/09/19
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Carmine travel guidebook
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Azure vigorous lay private investor
  07/28/25
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Slap-happy aqua meetinghouse love of her life
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
slate space
  01/25/16
...
federal library
  01/25/16
...
clear area boltzmann
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
autistic halford idiot
  01/25/16
toxic
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
autistic halford idiot
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
autistic halford idiot
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
curious ivory theater stage
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
curious ivory theater stage
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Spectacular school hissy fit
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
autistic halford idiot
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Ruby crawly sanctuary mexican
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
autistic halford idiot
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Ruby crawly sanctuary mexican
  01/25/16
TY bro
autistic halford idiot
  01/25/16
...
federal library
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
lilac stage
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Painfully Honest Boyish Corner Stain
  10/27/17
...
Thriller Prole
  10/27/17
...
curious ivory theater stage
  05/24/18
...
concupiscible drab cuckold
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Green queen of the night stag film
  10/27/17
credited advice
razzmatazz shitlib indirect expression
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
iridescent bawdyhouse doctorate
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Puce Address Associate
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
autistic halford idiot
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Ruby crawly sanctuary mexican
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
curious ivory theater stage
  01/25/16
lol
Dark boiling water
  06/01/17
...
autistic halford idiot
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
autistic halford idiot
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
bateful fiercely-loyal rehab
  01/26/16
...
razzle-dazzle hunting ground
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Odious insecure karate
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Odious insecure karate
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
autistic halford idiot
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Odious insecure karate
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Odious insecure karate
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Odious insecure karate
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
curious ivory theater stage
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
autistic halford idiot
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
autistic halford idiot
  01/25/16
Lmao
umber pit digit ratio
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
curious ivory theater stage
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
house-broken sienna orchestra pit
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
curious ivory theater stage
  01/25/16
lmao true
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  01/25/16
...
Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
...
razzle-dazzle hunting ground
  12/26/17
Haha
charcoal contagious site blood rage
  03/19/20
...
autistic halford idiot
  01/25/16
...
cerebral kitchen genital piercing
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
galvanic locale
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
lilac stage
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Buck-toothed base
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Sticky electric ticket booth
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
curious ivory theater stage
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Green queen of the night stag film
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Fantasy-prone excitant wagecucks
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
well-lubricated filthy reading party heaven
  06/03/19
oh no
Talking range
  08/08/19
LOL
Medicated business firm
  03/16/20
JFC
concupiscible drab cuckold
  03/19/20
Update?
pungent plaza
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
ruddy dopamine field
  01/25/16
...
autistic halford idiot
  01/25/16
...
Abnormal high-end foreskin hairy legs
  05/19/16
...
Out-of-control Filthpig Spot
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
wonderful dragon resort
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
cerebral kitchen genital piercing
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
wonderful dragon resort
  01/26/16
Cr
cerebral kitchen genital piercing
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring forum
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring forum
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
wonderful dragon resort
  01/26/16
...
Up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
yellow goal in life trust fund
  01/26/16
...
yellow goal in life trust fund
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
peach school cafeteria
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Yapping Arousing Home Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
unhinged coral church sex offender
  01/26/16
...
frisky startled goyim
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
bateful fiercely-loyal rehab
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
house-broken sienna orchestra pit
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
unhinged coral church sex offender
  01/26/16
Lmfao
curious ivory theater stage
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
peach school cafeteria
  01/26/16
...
supple black theater patrolman
  01/16/19
...
charcoal contagious site blood rage
  03/16/20
...
Bisexual Gas Station
  01/26/16
...
Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
...
frisky startled goyim
  01/26/16
...
Abnormal high-end foreskin hairy legs
  03/28/16
...
mahogany son of senegal striped hyena
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
claret exciting garrison
  01/26/16
...
curious ivory theater stage
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Spectacular school hissy fit
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Bisexual Gas Station
  01/26/16
...
blue jewess twinkling uncleanness
  10/24/16
...
Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Puce Address Associate
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
lascivious cheese-eating ladyboy
  04/04/16
...
Hyperactive set
  03/15/17
*applause*
rambunctious blathering market
  10/27/17
...
Carmine travel guidebook
  09/26/21
...
Green queen of the night stag film
  01/26/16
...
Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
wonderful dragon resort
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
curious ivory theater stage
  01/26/16
...
wonderful dragon resort
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
wonderful dragon resort
  01/26/16
...
cerebral kitchen genital piercing
  01/26/16
...
Ruby crawly sanctuary mexican
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
awkward coldplay fan
  01/26/16
Describe
wonderful dragon resort
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
awkward coldplay fan
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
wonderful dragon resort
  01/26/16
...
Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
...
Ruby crawly sanctuary mexican
  01/26/16
Please be flame
curious ivory theater stage
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
awkward coldplay fan
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
house-broken sienna orchestra pit
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
awkward coldplay fan
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Misunderstood Canary Toilet Seat
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
awkward coldplay fan
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
galvanic locale
  01/26/16
Fuck
Misunderstood Canary Toilet Seat
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Out-of-control Filthpig Spot
  01/26/16
cq's!
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
awkward coldplay fan
  01/26/16
...
concupiscible drab cuckold
  03/19/20
...
Hyperactive set
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
beta floppy temple mad cow disease
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Spectacular school hissy fit
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  01/26/16
...
curious ivory theater stage
  01/26/16
...
razzmatazz shitlib indirect expression
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Spectacular school hissy fit
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Ruby crawly sanctuary mexican
  01/26/16
...
jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Spectacular school hissy fit
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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underrated
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awkward coldplay fan
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...
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jfc
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...
primrose public bath
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lmao at the dog bit
unhinged coral church sex offender
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
awkward coldplay fan
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
awkward coldplay fan
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do u love it
Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
awkward coldplay fan
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...
honey-headed institution
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
unhinged coral church sex offender
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
awkward coldplay fan
  01/26/16
...
curious ivory theater stage
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
house-broken sienna orchestra pit
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
awkward coldplay fan
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
house-broken sienna orchestra pit
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
unhinged coral church sex offender
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ok fair im kinda slow today
house-broken sienna orchestra pit
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this guy gets it
awkward coldplay fan
  01/26/16
...
Frum Fuchsia Box Office
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
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Out-of-control Filthpig Spot
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
frisky startled goyim
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JFC
Hilarious chrome hall
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180
Nighttime maize electric furnace
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...
vivacious
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I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Misunderstood Canary Toilet Seat
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
awkward coldplay fan
  01/26/16
...
Aphrodisiac State
  01/26/16
...
Aphrodisiac State
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
galvanic locale
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
awkward coldplay fan
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
galvanic locale
  01/26/16
...
awkward coldplay fan
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
awkward coldplay fan
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Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
galvanic locale
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
awkward coldplay fan
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
galvanic locale
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
awkward coldplay fan
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
galvanic locale
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180 twist
curious ivory theater stage
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...
Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House
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THIS
Puce Address Associate
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Bistre seedy becky
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
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All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
galvanic locale
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jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty
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I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
galvanic locale
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
galvanic locale
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
galvanic locale
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Ultramarine zombie-like indian lodge coffee pot
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
galvanic locale
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sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Ultramarine zombie-like indian lodge coffee pot
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shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
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Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
galvanic locale
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
galvanic locale
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
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Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
galvanic locale
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
galvanic locale
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band
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180. *GULPS*
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fucking damn
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...
slate space
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180
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Goodbye, XO.
federal library
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Alright wish I never made this thread
curious ivory theater stage
  01/27/16
...
Out-of-control Filthpig Spot
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
magenta marvelous church building pisswyrm
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
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  05/19/16
repost please
federal library
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
awkward coldplay fan
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
light beady-eyed place of business
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
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...
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...
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180.
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brave
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...
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house-broken sienna orchestra pit
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mods please delete
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  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
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...
curious ivory theater stage
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i really like it here
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...
dashing domesticated station brethren
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...
khaki cumskin
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Out-of-control Filthpig Spot
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There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
curious ivory theater stage
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Hairraiser Lettuce Alpha
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... ...
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curious ivory theater stage
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house-broken sienna orchestra pit
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Hyperactive set
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dashing domesticated station brethren
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"i made it," he thought.
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Adventurous alcoholic locus
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
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curious ivory theater stage
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
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The signs were, sadly, all there
curious ivory theater stage
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Misunderstood Canary Toilet Seat
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curious ivory theater stage
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...
Out-of-control Filthpig Spot
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Mewling wrinkle
  01/16/19
Jfc
curious ivory theater stage
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Out-of-control Filthpig Spot
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I hate this thread so fucking much
Milky
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I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Ultramarine zombie-like indian lodge coffee pot
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
olive weed whacker
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
olive weed whacker
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
unhinged coral church sex offender
  01/17/19
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olive weed whacker
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...
Misunderstood Canary Toilet Seat
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Indecent ape
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Adventurous alcoholic locus
  04/09/19
...
olive weed whacker
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
olive weed whacker
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
curious ivory theater stage
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
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that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
curious ivory theater stage
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Out-of-control Filthpig Spot
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
vibrant gaping police squad
  06/03/19
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Bisexual Gas Station
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olive weed whacker
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olive weed whacker
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Internet-worthy Aquamarine Degenerate
  08/12/19
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: bateful fiercely-loyal rehab

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring forum

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Bisexual Gas Station

I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: blue jewess twinkling uncleanness

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Carmine travel guidebook



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Big messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Big messiness



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Translucent motley masturbator menage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Boyish Corner Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: stimulating fluffy hominid

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: shaky hateful turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: territorial brunch

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Haunting Ratface Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: cerebral kitchen genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: lime factory reset button cruise ship

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Bonkers crimson shrine french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Bonkers crimson shrine french chef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Disturbing tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Out-of-control Filthpig Spot



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: territorial brunch

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Snowy Self-absorbed Pervert Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Translucent motley masturbator menage

180 thread

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Translucent motley masturbator menage

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Abnormal high-end foreskin hairy legs



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: costumed trailer park half-breed



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: lime factory reset button cruise ship



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: cerebral kitchen genital piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Ruby crawly sanctuary mexican

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: maroon den

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Disrespectful casino



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Racy Turquoise Location

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: stimulating fluffy hominid



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: slate space



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: frisky startled goyim



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Arrogant piazza personal credit line



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: cruel-hearted lake theatre

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Laughsome skinny woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Odious insecure karate

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: federal library

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Bonkers crimson shrine french chef



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: big-titted clown



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring forum



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: frisky startled goyim



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: ocher passionate abode



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: pungent plaza



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hunting ground



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: brindle national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: lime factory reset button cruise ship

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: bull headed chapel dysfunction

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: French Chocolate Point

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: bateful fiercely-loyal rehab

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: galvanic locale

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Henna razzle telephone circlehead

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring forum

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Talking range

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone excitant wagecucks

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hunting ground



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Bisexual Gas Station

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Dull crackhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: magenta marvelous church building pisswyrm

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: magenta marvelous church building pisswyrm

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: salmon university azn



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Buff Sneaky Criminal Property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: vibrant gaping police squad

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Splenetic cracking friendly grandma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: appetizing know-it-all toaster

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Chest-beating Newt

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Irradiated kink-friendly background story crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: greedy hell

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: dashing domesticated station brethren

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: charismatic misanthropic headpube

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: concupiscible drab cuckold

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Adulterous hospital liquid oxygen

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Hyperactive set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: costumed trailer park half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Flatulent anal office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Brilliant house

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Misunderstood Canary Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: glittery laser beams cuckoldry

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Judgmental mental disorder

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Geriatric mad-dog skullcap

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Adventurous alcoholic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Bronze drunken mother principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz shitlib indirect expression

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Sapphire sound barrier parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Diverse Flushed Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: mahogany son of senegal striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Carmine travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Azure vigorous lay private investor

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good old irish cottage

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Slap-happy aqua meetinghouse love of her life

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: slate space

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: federal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: clear area boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Spectacular school hissy fit

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Ruby crawly sanctuary mexican

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Ruby crawly sanctuary mexican

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: federal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: lilac stage

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Boyish Corner Stain

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Thriller Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: concupiscible drab cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Green queen of the night stag film

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz shitlib indirect expression

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: iridescent bawdyhouse doctorate

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Puce Address Associate

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Ruby crawly sanctuary mexican

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Dark boiling water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: bateful fiercely-loyal rehab

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Odious insecure karate

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Odious insecure karate

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Odious insecure karate

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Odious insecure karate

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Odious insecure karate

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: umber pit digit ratio

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: charcoal contagious site blood rage

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: cerebral kitchen genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: galvanic locale

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: lilac stage

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Buck-toothed base

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Sticky electric ticket booth

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Green queen of the night stag film

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone excitant wagecucks

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: well-lubricated filthy reading party heaven

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Talking range

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Medicated business firm

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: concupiscible drab cuckold

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: pungent plaza

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: ruddy dopamine field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Abnormal high-end foreskin hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Out-of-control Filthpig Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: wonderful dragon resort

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: cerebral kitchen genital piercing

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: wonderful dragon resort

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: cerebral kitchen genital piercing

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: wonderful dragon resort

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: yellow goal in life trust fund

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: yellow goal in life trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: peach school cafeteria

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Yapping Arousing Home Organic Girlfriend

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: unhinged coral church sex offender

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: frisky startled goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: bateful fiercely-loyal rehab

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: unhinged coral church sex offender

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: peach school cafeteria

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: supple black theater patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: charcoal contagious site blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Bisexual Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: frisky startled goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Abnormal high-end foreskin hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: mahogany son of senegal striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: claret exciting garrison

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Spectacular school hissy fit

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Bisexual Gas Station

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: blue jewess twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Puce Address Associate

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: lascivious cheese-eating ladyboy

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Hyperactive set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: rambunctious blathering market

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Carmine travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Green queen of the night stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: wonderful dragon resort

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: wonderful dragon resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: wonderful dragon resort

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: cerebral kitchen genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Ruby crawly sanctuary mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: wonderful dragon resort

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: wonderful dragon resort

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Ruby crawly sanctuary mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Misunderstood Canary Toilet Seat

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: galvanic locale

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Misunderstood Canary Toilet Seat

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Out-of-control Filthpig Spot

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: concupiscible drab cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Hyperactive set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: beta floppy temple mad cow disease

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Spectacular school hissy fit

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good old irish cottage

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz shitlib indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Spectacular school hissy fit

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Ruby crawly sanctuary mexican

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Spectacular school hissy fit

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: unhinged coral church sex offender

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: frisky startled goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Hyperactive set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Yapping Arousing Home Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: wonderful dragon resort

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: blue jewess twinkling uncleanness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Abnormal high-end foreskin hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: trip bearded senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: 180 useless brakes

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: primrose public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: unhinged coral church sex offender

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: honey-headed institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: unhinged coral church sex offender

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: unhinged coral church sex offender

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Frum Fuchsia Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac State

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: lime factory reset button cruise ship

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Misunderstood Canary Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Bisexual Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Ruby crawly sanctuary mexican

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Out-of-control Filthpig Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: frisky startled goyim

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Hilarious chrome hall

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Nighttime maize electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: vivacious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Misunderstood Canary Toilet Seat

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: galvanic locale

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: galvanic locale

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: galvanic locale

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: galvanic locale

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: galvanic locale

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Puce Address Associate

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Bistre seedy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: galvanic locale

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: galvanic locale

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: galvanic locale

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: galvanic locale

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Ultramarine zombie-like indian lodge coffee pot

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: galvanic locale

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine zombie-like indian lodge coffee pot

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: galvanic locale

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: galvanic locale

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Spectacular school hissy fit

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: galvanic locale

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: jet exhilarant whorehouse kitty

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: galvanic locale

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Fragrant topaz famous landscape painting

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: lime factory reset button cruise ship

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: slate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy bbw

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: federal library

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Out-of-control Filthpig Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: magenta marvelous church building pisswyrm

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: light beady-eyed place of business

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: federal library

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: awkward coldplay fan

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: light beady-eyed place of business

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Frum Fuchsia Box Office

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Puce Address Associate

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Abnormal high-end foreskin hairy legs

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Bistre seedy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: dashing domesticated station brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: rebellious

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: pungent plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: naked insane therapy boistinker

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: federal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: costumed trailer park half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: unhinged coral church sex offender

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: pungent plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: emerald impressive candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Out-of-control Filthpig Spot

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling nibblets elastic band

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: light beady-eyed place of business

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: dashing domesticated station brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: khaki cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Out-of-control Filthpig Spot

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser Lettuce Alpha

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Green queen of the night stag film

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: naked insane therapy boistinker

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Mewling wrinkle

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Bisexual Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Hyperactive set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: dashing domesticated station brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Transparent Abusive

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: tantric submissive

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: concupiscible drab cuckold

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: rusted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Abnormal high-end foreskin hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: pearl aromatic new version

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: concupiscible drab cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Stirring cuck

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: cerise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Misunderstood Canary Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Out-of-control Filthpig Spot

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Adventurous alcoholic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: vengeful unholy voyeur roommate

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: vengeful unholy voyeur roommate

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: khaki cumskin

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: chestnut bat shit crazy quadroon

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: autistic halford idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Misunderstood Canary Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Demanding corn cake rigor

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: saffron sinister stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Misunderstood Canary Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Out-of-control Filthpig Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Mewling wrinkle

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Out-of-control Filthpig Spot

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Milky

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Ultramarine zombie-like indian lodge coffee pot

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: olive weed whacker

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: olive weed whacker

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: unhinged coral church sex offender

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: olive weed whacker

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Misunderstood Canary Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Indecent ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Adventurous alcoholic locus

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: olive weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: olive weed whacker

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  effete dog poop

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: curious ivory theater stage

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Out-of-control Filthpig Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: vibrant gaping police squad

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: olive weed whacker

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Bisexual Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: olive weed whacker

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: olive weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Aquamarine Degenerate

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  Offensive

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Aquamarine Degenerate

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Aquamarine Degenerate



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  Disgusting



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: unhinged coral church sex offender



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: unhinged coral church sex offender



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: impertinent swollen athletic conference



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Out-of-control Filthpig Spot



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Duck-like Silver Idea He Suggested



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: unhinged coral church sex offender

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: house-broken sienna orchestra pit



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: pungent plaza



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: orange erotic tank preventive strike

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Burgundy shivering scourge upon the earth

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: curious ivory theater stage



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: pungent plaza



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