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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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high-end shitlib sound barrier
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Brass Vengeful Theater Windowlicker
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"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
Brass Vengeful Theater Windowlicker
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high-end shitlib sound barrier
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
elite ceo cumskin
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Clear patrolman
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swollen market therapy
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vibrant dark candlestick maker piazza
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“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
high-end shitlib sound barrier
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maize nofapping generalized bond trust fund
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Garnet Gaming Laptop
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demanding spectacular half-breed
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Flirting marvelous hominid
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
Heady love of her life
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racy dingle berry
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
Obsidian Useless Office
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Heady love of her life
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
vigorous native legend
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Gay whorehouse
  09/18/24
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Flirting marvelous hominid
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out-of-control heaven
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Startled Wonderful Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard
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high-end shitlib sound barrier
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
vigorous native legend
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
high-end shitlib sound barrier
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
vigorous native legend
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
high-end shitlib sound barrier
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
vigorous native legend
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
vigorous native legend
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Electric aggressive reading party
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
vigorous native legend
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Electric aggressive reading party
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
vigorous native legend
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Electric aggressive reading party
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
high-end shitlib sound barrier
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Misanthropic library famous landscape painting
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
hateful fluffy selfie police squad
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
vigorous native legend
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
high-end shitlib sound barrier
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
vigorous native legend
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
vigorous native legend
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Startled Wonderful Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
vigorous native legend
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Startled Wonderful Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
vigorous native legend
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
high-end shitlib sound barrier
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Startled Wonderful Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
high-end shitlib sound barrier
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
vigorous native legend
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
high-end shitlib sound barrier
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
vigorous native legend
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Startled Wonderful Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: high-end shitlib sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Brass Vengeful Theater Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Brass Vengeful Theater Windowlicker

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: high-end shitlib sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: elite ceo cumskin

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Clear patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: swollen market therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: vibrant dark candlestick maker piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: high-end shitlib sound barrier

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: maize nofapping generalized bond trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Garnet Gaming Laptop

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: demanding spectacular half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Flirting marvelous hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Heady love of her life

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: racy dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Obsidian Useless Office

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Heady love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: vigorous native legend

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Gay whorehouse

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Flirting marvelous hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: out-of-control heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Startled Wonderful Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: high-end shitlib sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: vigorous native legend

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: high-end shitlib sound barrier

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: vigorous native legend

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: high-end shitlib sound barrier

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: vigorous native legend

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: vigorous native legend

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Electric aggressive reading party

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: vigorous native legend

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Electric aggressive reading party

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: vigorous native legend

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Electric aggressive reading party

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: high-end shitlib sound barrier

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Misanthropic library famous landscape painting

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: hateful fluffy selfie police squad

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: vigorous native legend

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: high-end shitlib sound barrier

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: vigorous native legend

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: vigorous native legend

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Startled Wonderful Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: vigorous native legend

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Startled Wonderful Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: vigorous native legend

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: high-end shitlib sound barrier

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Startled Wonderful Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: high-end shitlib sound barrier

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: vigorous native legend

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: high-end shitlib sound barrier

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: vigorous native legend

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Startled Wonderful Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/en-en/#49340186)