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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
turquoise 180 mental disorder voyeur
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
splenetic emerald milk
  04/05/26
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misunderstood hissy fit brethren
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
turquoise 180 mental disorder voyeur
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
turquoise 180 mental disorder voyeur
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
splenetic emerald milk
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Dun parlour ape
  04/05/26
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Buck-toothed salmon garrison
  04/05/26
Lol
Dead fiercely-loyal double fault parlor
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Multi-colored Fuchsia Boiling Water
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
turquoise 180 mental disorder voyeur
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Multi-colored Fuchsia Boiling Water
  04/05/26
...
splenetic emerald milk
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Gay bisexual selfie state
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
misunderstood hissy fit brethren
  04/05/26
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Sapphire Quadroon French Chef
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Nofapping station
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Mahogany comical immigrant trust fund
  04/05/26
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Galvanic base
  04/05/26
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flushed round eye piazza
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Balding tattoo
  04/05/26
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maroon angry background story kitty cat
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
turquoise 180 mental disorder voyeur
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Balding tattoo
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
talking buff sex offender potus
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Motley property
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
soul-stirring coldplay fan heaven
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
sinister spectacular filthpig pistol
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Lemon Doobsian Center Goal In Life
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
passionate macaca queen of the night
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Motley property
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
sinister spectacular filthpig pistol
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
passionate macaca queen of the night
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Galvanic base
  04/05/26
...
splenetic emerald milk
  04/05/26
...
Stirring Mentally Impaired Rigpig
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
talking buff sex offender potus
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
passionate macaca queen of the night
  04/05/26
...
Buck-toothed salmon garrison
  04/05/26
...
Buck-toothed salmon garrison
  04/05/26
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pink pit sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
pink pit sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
brilliant faggot firefighter
  04/05/26
...
splenetic emerald milk
  04/05/26
...
Dun parlour ape
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
citrine laughsome temple
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
turquoise 180 mental disorder voyeur
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
talking buff sex offender potus
  04/05/26
...
passionate macaca queen of the night
  04/05/26
...
drunken menage dopamine
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Disgusting Electric Furnace Corner
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Dun parlour ape
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
turquoise 180 mental disorder voyeur
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: turquoise 180 mental disorder voyeur

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: splenetic emerald milk

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: misunderstood hissy fit brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: turquoise 180 mental disorder voyeur

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: turquoise 180 mental disorder voyeur

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: splenetic emerald milk

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Dun parlour ape

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Buck-toothed salmon garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Dead fiercely-loyal double fault parlor

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored Fuchsia Boiling Water

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: turquoise 180 mental disorder voyeur

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Multi-colored Fuchsia Boiling Water

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: splenetic emerald milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Gay bisexual selfie state

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: misunderstood hissy fit brethren

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Sapphire Quadroon French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Nofapping station

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Mahogany comical immigrant trust fund

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Galvanic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: flushed round eye piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Balding tattoo

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: maroon angry background story kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: turquoise 180 mental disorder voyeur

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Balding tattoo

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: talking buff sex offender potus

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Motley property

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring coldplay fan heaven

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: sinister spectacular filthpig pistol

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Lemon Doobsian Center Goal In Life

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: passionate macaca queen of the night

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Motley property

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: sinister spectacular filthpig pistol

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: passionate macaca queen of the night

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Galvanic base

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: splenetic emerald milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Stirring Mentally Impaired Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: talking buff sex offender potus

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: passionate macaca queen of the night

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Buck-toothed salmon garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Buck-toothed salmon garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: pink pit sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: pink pit sneaky criminal

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: brilliant faggot firefighter

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: splenetic emerald milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Dun parlour ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: citrine laughsome temple

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: turquoise 180 mental disorder voyeur

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: talking buff sex offender potus

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: passionate macaca queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: drunken menage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Disgusting Electric Furnace Corner

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Dun parlour ape

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: turquoise 180 mental disorder voyeur

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812165)