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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
fragrant magenta mood set
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Burgundy National Security Agency
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Concupiscible fortuitous meteor elastic band
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
navy arousing native ratface
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
fragrant magenta mood set
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
navy arousing native ratface
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
navy arousing native ratface
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
navy arousing native ratface
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
fragrant magenta mood set
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
navy arousing native ratface
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
pale ceo
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
pale ceo
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
odious impertinent chapel
  04/08/25
that's rude
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/08/25
...
fragrant magenta mood set
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
peach multi-colored spot dysfunction
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
navy arousing native ratface
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Stimulating Hell Cuckold
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/08/25
...
fragrant magenta mood set
  04/08/25
...
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
fragrant magenta mood set
  04/09/25
...
fragrant magenta mood set
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Silver seedy queen of the night
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Obsidian appetizing deer antler sanctuary
  04/09/25
Ty
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/09/25
...
Bespoke Plum Immigrant Crackhouse
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Low-t Sooty Center
  04/09/25
...
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Iridescent marvelous office
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
cracking autistic area gay wizard
  05/02/25
...
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  05/12/25
...
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Obsidian appetizing deer antler sanctuary
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
pale ceo
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
pale ceo
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
bateful avocado home persian
  06/03/25
...
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  06/26/25
OP?
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  06/27/25
...
trip parlour scourge upon the earth
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: fragrant magenta mood set

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Burgundy National Security Agency

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible fortuitous meteor elastic band

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: navy arousing native ratface

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: fragrant magenta mood set

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: navy arousing native ratface

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: navy arousing native ratface

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: navy arousing native ratface

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: fragrant magenta mood set

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: navy arousing native ratface

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: pale ceo

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: pale ceo

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: odious impertinent chapel

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: fragrant magenta mood set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: peach multi-colored spot dysfunction

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: navy arousing native ratface

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Stimulating Hell Cuckold

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: fragrant magenta mood set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: fragrant magenta mood set

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: fragrant magenta mood set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Silver seedy queen of the night

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Obsidian appetizing deer antler sanctuary

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Bespoke Plum Immigrant Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Low-t Sooty Center

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Iridescent marvelous office

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: cracking autistic area gay wizard

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Obsidian appetizing deer antler sanctuary

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: pale ceo

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: pale ceo

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: bateful avocado home persian

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: trip parlour scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49145215)