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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
flirting rose puppy
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
insecure milky trailer park
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
flirting rose puppy
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
insecure milky trailer park
  11/11/25
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passionate feces forum
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
nofapping fishy stage
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
balding sickened box office halford
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
flirting rose puppy
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
balding sickened box office halford
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
Lake Den
  11/11/25
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buff spot weed whacker
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
aromatic primrose idea he suggested locus
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
flirting rose puppy
  11/11/25
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mauve godawful cruise ship
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Pontificating stimulating plaza jewess
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
Slate Cracking Toilet Seat Library
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
flirting rose puppy
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
Slate Cracking Toilet Seat Library
  11/11/25
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Pontificating stimulating plaza jewess
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Idiotic Grizzly Dysfunction Circlehead
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
flirting rose puppy
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
pearl aphrodisiac menage
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Idiotic Grizzly Dysfunction Circlehead
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
thriller point
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
flirting rose puppy
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
Disturbing kitty cat
  11/11/25
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Concupiscible center
  11/12/25
lmfao
Abnormal chapel hominid
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Mustard athletic conference
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thriller point
  11/11/25
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Zippy theater stage
  11/11/25
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Misanthropic sadistic private investor senate
  11/12/25
sprinted here
Thirsty Adventurous Property
  11/12/25
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Concupiscible center
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
Red son of senegal theatre
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
flirting rose puppy
  11/11/25
tp
Misanthropic sadistic private investor senate
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
gold hell
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
marvelous water buffalo
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
flirting rose puppy
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
Frozen impressive area nibblets
  11/11/25
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flirting rose puppy
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
Ungodly persian ceo
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flirting rose puppy
  11/11/25
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Concupiscible center
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
Zippy theater stage
  11/11/25
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buff spot weed whacker
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umber territorial heaven
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insecure milky trailer park
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mauve godawful cruise ship
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gold hell
  11/11/25
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smoky appetizing pistol karate
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
sepia outnumbered business firm
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
flirting rose puppy
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
narrow-minded razzle temple queen of the night
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
passionate feces forum
  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: flirting rose puppy

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: insecure milky trailer park

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: flirting rose puppy

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: insecure milky trailer park

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: passionate feces forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: nofapping fishy stage

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: balding sickened box office halford

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: flirting rose puppy

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: balding sickened box office halford

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Lake Den

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: buff spot weed whacker



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: aromatic primrose idea he suggested locus

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: flirting rose puppy

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: mauve godawful cruise ship



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Pontificating stimulating plaza jewess

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Slate Cracking Toilet Seat Library

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: flirting rose puppy

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Slate Cracking Toilet Seat Library

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Pontificating stimulating plaza jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Idiotic Grizzly Dysfunction Circlehead

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: flirting rose puppy

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: pearl aphrodisiac menage

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Idiotic Grizzly Dysfunction Circlehead

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: thriller point

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: flirting rose puppy

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Disturbing kitty cat

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Abnormal chapel hominid

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Mustard athletic conference

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: thriller point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Zippy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Misanthropic sadistic private investor senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Thirsty Adventurous Property

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Red son of senegal theatre

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: flirting rose puppy

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Misanthropic sadistic private investor senate

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: gold hell

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: marvelous water buffalo

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: flirting rose puppy

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Frozen impressive area nibblets

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: flirting rose puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Ungodly persian ceo

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: flirting rose puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Zippy theater stage

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: buff spot weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: umber territorial heaven



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: insecure milky trailer park



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: mauve godawful cruise ship



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: gold hell



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: smoky appetizing pistol karate



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: sepia outnumbered business firm

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: flirting rose puppy

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded razzle temple queen of the night

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: passionate feces forum

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49424851)