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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
anal den organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Mildly autistic market partner
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
iridescent exciting ticket booth
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
idiotic church building striped hyena
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
High-end native dysfunction
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
anal den organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
High-end native dysfunction
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
idiotic church building striped hyena
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
High-end native dysfunction
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
idiotic church building striped hyena
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
High-end native dysfunction
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
idiotic church building striped hyena
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
High-end native dysfunction
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
anal den organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
High-end native dysfunction
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
idiotic church building striped hyena
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
High-end native dysfunction
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Narrow-minded orchid indirect expression
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
High-end native dysfunction
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Narrow-minded orchid indirect expression
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
High-end native dysfunction
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
startling titillating international law enforcement agency
  04/08/25
that's rude
High-end native dysfunction
  04/08/25
...
anal den organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Filthy charismatic digit ratio
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
idiotic church building striped hyena
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
racy kitty cat
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
High-end native dysfunction
  04/08/25
...
anal den organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
...
High-end native dysfunction
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
anal den organic girlfriend
  04/09/25
...
anal den organic girlfriend
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Glittery Dilemma
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
unhinged embarrassed to the bone spot factory reset button
  04/09/25
Ty
High-end native dysfunction
  04/09/25
...
Lascivious base cuckoldry
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Exhilarant Resort
  04/09/25
...
High-end native dysfunction
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Avocado deer antler
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
High-end native dysfunction
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
High-end native dysfunction
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
laughsome library brethren
  05/02/25
...
High-end native dysfunction
  05/12/25
...
High-end native dysfunction
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
High-end native dysfunction
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
unhinged embarrassed to the bone spot factory reset button
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
High-end native dysfunction
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Narrow-minded orchid indirect expression
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
High-end native dysfunction
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Narrow-minded orchid indirect expression
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Hideous Territorial Principal's Office Double Fault
  06/03/25
...
High-end native dysfunction
  06/26/25
OP?
High-end native dysfunction
  06/27/25
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High-end native dysfunction
  07/09/25
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High-end native dysfunction
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: anal den organic girlfriend

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Mildly autistic market partner

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: iridescent exciting ticket booth

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: idiotic church building striped hyena

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: anal den organic girlfriend

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: idiotic church building striped hyena

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: idiotic church building striped hyena

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: idiotic church building striped hyena

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: anal den organic girlfriend

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: idiotic church building striped hyena

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Narrow-minded orchid indirect expression

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Narrow-minded orchid indirect expression

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: startling titillating international law enforcement agency

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: anal den organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Filthy charismatic digit ratio

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: idiotic church building striped hyena

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: racy kitty cat

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: anal den organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: anal den organic girlfriend

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: anal den organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Glittery Dilemma

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: unhinged embarrassed to the bone spot factory reset button

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Lascivious base cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant Resort

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Avocado deer antler

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: laughsome library brethren

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: High-end native dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: unhinged embarrassed to the bone spot factory reset button

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Narrow-minded orchid indirect expression

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Narrow-minded orchid indirect expression

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Hideous Territorial Principal's Office Double Fault

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: High-end native dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: High-end native dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: High-end native dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49331552)