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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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q did this
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy theater stage knife



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: stubborn stage

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Vibrant Market



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Avocado crusty selfie

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Gold Haunted Graveyard Regret

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: stubborn stage

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Rambunctious ultramarine sex offender partner

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Boyish Chapel Mad Cow Disease



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Contagious base headpube

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: odious whorehouse

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: deranged son of senegal

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Self-centered becky



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: deranged son of senegal

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Bull headed razzle-dazzle hall

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: sepia degenerate immigrant



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: deranged son of senegal

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Dashing smoky messiness sanctuary

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: pale state



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Excitant Step-uncle's House

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy purple sweet tailpipe

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: deranged son of senegal

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: deranged son of senegal

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: pale state



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Excitant Step-uncle's House



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: sepia degenerate immigrant

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Contagious base headpube

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: deranged son of senegal



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Beta macaca ceo

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control blood rage

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37984795)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Provocative Pearl Public Bath

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: claret church

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Sadistic primrose range



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Shlomo Hamelech



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed transparent ticket booth fat ankles



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: lemon curious pocket flask laser beams

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#46982518)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Rambunctious ultramarine sex offender partner



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Self-absorbed demanding address dysfunction



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Chrome parlour tattoo

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Beta macaca ceo



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