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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Beady-eyed center
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garnet church building weed whacker
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Overrated trust fund
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Beady-eyed center
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
garnet church building weed whacker
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Beady-eyed center
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
vivacious yellow site
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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smoky costumed kitty brethren
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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abnormal wagecucks institution
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Balding stimulating boistinker
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abnormal wagecucks institution
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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Emerald appetizing indirect expression
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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abnormal wagecucks institution
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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Histrionic awkward gaping pocket flask
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charismatic sanctuary ratface
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
Beady-eyed center
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charismatic sanctuary ratface
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Beady-eyed center
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Overrated trust fund
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
charismatic sanctuary ratface
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Beady-eyed center
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
charismatic sanctuary ratface
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Beady-eyed center
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
charismatic sanctuary ratface
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Beady-eyed center
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
charismatic sanctuary ratface
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Beady-eyed center
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
charismatic sanctuary ratface
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Beady-eyed center
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Beady-eyed center
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
Pungent filthpig
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Pungent filthpig
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
nighttime magenta crackhouse
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Beady-eyed center
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
frozen purple windowlicker
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Brindle Hominid Codepig
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
Diverse rambunctious orchestra pit
  08/20/18
Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
pearly greedy trailer park
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learning disabled vibrant property nowag
  08/21/18
Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
Brindle Hominid Codepig
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lol johnsmeyer
Brass legal warrant giraffe
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
glittery point alpha
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Coincidence that crows are black?
exhilarant sticky area regret
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Lawman8 weeping
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charismatic sanctuary ratface
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
Beady-eyed center
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historically important thread
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Useless main people half-breed
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed center

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: garnet church building weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651789)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Overrated trust fund

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed center

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: garnet church building weed whacker

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed center

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: vivacious yellow site

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: exhilarant sticky area regret

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Contagious box office stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651814)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Histrionic awkward gaping pocket flask



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal drab round eye location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653252)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: smoky costumed kitty brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653720)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: glittery point alpha

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: abnormal wagecucks institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39118011)



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Balding stimulating boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36677624)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: abnormal wagecucks institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Brilliant candlestick maker

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Contagious box office stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651815)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Emerald appetizing indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed center

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: abnormal wagecucks institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Idiotic hyperventilating striped hyena tanning salon

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Ungodly Saffron Knife Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Histrionic awkward gaping pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: charismatic sanctuary ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed center

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: charismatic sanctuary ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed center

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Overrated trust fund

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: charismatic sanctuary ratface

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed center

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: charismatic sanctuary ratface

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed center

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: charismatic sanctuary ratface

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed center

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: charismatic sanctuary ratface

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed center

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: charismatic sanctuary ratface

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed center

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed center

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Pungent filthpig

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Pungent filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: nighttime magenta crackhouse

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: frozen purple windowlicker

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Brindle Hominid Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Diverse rambunctious orchestra pit

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: pearly greedy trailer park

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: learning disabled vibrant property nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653333)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Brindle Hominid Codepig

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Brass legal warrant giraffe

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: glittery point alpha

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: exhilarant sticky area regret

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Marvelous Nursing Home Trump Supporter

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: charismatic sanctuary ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36682455)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed center

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: nighttime magenta crackhouse

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Useless main people half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39467939)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed center

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: jet-lagged office twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#49531340)