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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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bearded curious ladyboy church
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
sapphire bull headed boltzmann stead
  08/28/25
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bearded curious ladyboy church
  08/28/25
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Light Contagious Center
  08/28/25
that's it?
wonderful public bath
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
bearded curious ladyboy church
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
diverse narrow-minded electric furnace menage
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
wonderful public bath
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
appetizing business firm
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
appetizing business firm
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
appetizing business firm
  09/12/25
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appetizing business firm
  10/28/25
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appetizing business firm
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
orchid vivacious space factory reset button
  08/28/25
Happy?
shimmering trust fund kitchen
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
orchid vivacious space factory reset button
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Light Contagious Center
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Light Contagious Center
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Bronze demanding boistinker
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Sickened glassy bawdyhouse hunting ground
  08/28/25
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amethyst excitant base mother
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
indecent haunting faggot firefighter principal's office
  08/29/25
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useless pit jewess
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
judgmental charismatic heaven
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
white deranged ticket booth messiness
  08/29/25
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amethyst excitant base mother
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Twisted Sick Tanning Salon
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
white deranged ticket booth messiness
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
appetizing business firm
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Laughsome harsh associate stain
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
orchid vivacious space factory reset button
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
judgmental charismatic heaven
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Obsidian stirring keepsake machete
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Mind-boggling trump supporter
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
orchid vivacious space factory reset button
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Light Contagious Center
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
white deranged ticket booth messiness
  09/01/25
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Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
white deranged ticket booth messiness
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set
  09/01/25
Lolololol
shimmering trust fund kitchen
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
orchid vivacious space factory reset button
  09/01/25
?
appetizing business firm
  09/12/25
?
appetizing business firm
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Insane deep step-uncle's house blood rage
  09/01/25
Fuck you
orchid vivacious space factory reset button
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
appetizing business firm
  09/12/25
Yes
Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
appetizing business firm
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
appetizing business firm
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
bearded curious ladyboy church
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: bearded curious ladyboy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sapphire bull headed boltzmann stead

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: bearded curious ladyboy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Light Contagious Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: bearded curious ladyboy church

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: diverse narrow-minded electric furnace menage

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: appetizing business firm

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: appetizing business firm

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: appetizing business firm

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: appetizing business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: appetizing business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: orchid vivacious space factory reset button

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: shimmering trust fund kitchen

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: orchid vivacious space factory reset button

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Light Contagious Center

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Light Contagious Center

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Bronze demanding boistinker

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Sickened glassy bawdyhouse hunting ground

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: amethyst excitant base mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: indecent haunting faggot firefighter principal's office

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: useless pit jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: judgmental charismatic heaven

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: white deranged ticket booth messiness

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: amethyst excitant base mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Twisted Sick Tanning Salon

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: white deranged ticket booth messiness

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: appetizing business firm

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Laughsome harsh associate stain

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: orchid vivacious space factory reset button

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: judgmental charismatic heaven

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Obsidian stirring keepsake machete

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling trump supporter

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: orchid vivacious space factory reset button

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Light Contagious Center

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: white deranged ticket booth messiness

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: white deranged ticket booth messiness

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: shimmering trust fund kitchen

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: orchid vivacious space factory reset button

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: appetizing business firm

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: appetizing business firm

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Insane deep step-uncle's house blood rage

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: orchid vivacious space factory reset button

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: appetizing business firm

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Affirmative Action Set

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: appetizing business firm

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: appetizing business firm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: bearded curious ladyboy church

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259839)