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Technically, a pepperoni lover's pizza need have no pepperoni at all.

It is all about the emotions of the man who possesses it.
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  12/13/21
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This thread made me irrationally angry. 180.
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It means no refunds. Thank.
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If you really love pepperoni you will let it be free
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God is on every slice.
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Unholy Lemon Pit Nibblets
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that's a good point. but wouldn't it be like self-identifyi...
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  12/13/21
Maybe he will become enlightened, realizing that he most ful...
topaz state
  12/13/21
mfcr, that's deep
Talking address hunting ground
  12/13/21
What, like he's married to pepperoni?
lascivious orchid point
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He should keep his hands off my wife, ha ha.
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I remember this from stern https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fFg...
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(new Pizza Hut CEO justifying cost-cutting measures in tweet...
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wonderful theater stage
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presumably a pepperoni lover would typically prefer pepperon...
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It's at most a sales puff. There's no literal misstatement o...
topaz state
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such a pizza could be called a woman-lovers-pizza, for heter...
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Now that's thinking like a lawyer
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what about pizzas with little pizzas on them? like Trump lik...
Marvelous Ivory Half-breed Stage
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I don't even think they serve pizza at the Moscow plaza.
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Thirsty Round Eye Digit Ratio
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Same concept prior art https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thre...
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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:01 PM
Author: topaz state

It is all about the emotions of the man who possesses it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43603967)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:04 PM
Author: magenta messiness masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43603980)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: up-to-no-good abnormal senate milk

This thread made me irrationally angry. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43603991)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: topaz state

It means no refunds. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43603993)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:26 PM
Author: alcoholic library

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604061)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:54 PM
Author: sepia halford piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604171)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:12 PM
Author: Arousing Mental Disorder Stage

If you really love pepperoni you will let it be free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604288)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 1:52 PM
Author: maine is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#48117091)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 6:02 PM
Author: Big Sinister Elastic Band Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43609300)



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Date: April 4th, 2023 11:47 PM
Author: chestnut love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#46145887)



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Date: April 4th, 2023 11:48 PM
Author: wonderful theater stage

Nice bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#46145892)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: Alien vs Predator vs Brown vs Board of Education



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#48116971)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: lascivious orchid point

I love God, my country and my family, but I wouldn't want any of them topping my pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604042)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:24 PM
Author: topaz state

God is on every slice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604052)



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Date: February 28th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: twisted milky mad-dog skullcap jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#44053141)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 9:00 PM
Author: Crimson indecent corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#45781176)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:26 PM
Author: Unholy Lemon Pit Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604060)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Talking address hunting ground

that's a good point. but wouldn't it be like self-identifying the dish as something that will infuriate the man to whom it is served? (he loves pepperoni)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604064)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: topaz state

Maybe he will become enlightened, realizing that he most fully loves pepperoni while it is absent?

At minimum, a pepperoni craver's pizza should have no pepperoni.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604070)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:30 PM
Author: Talking address hunting ground

mfcr, that's deep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604075)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:30 PM
Author: lascivious orchid point

What, like he's married to pepperoni?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604077)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:31 PM
Author: topaz state

He should keep his hands off my wife, ha ha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604079)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:58 PM
Author: Contagious flirting resort ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604191)



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Date: January 4th, 2022 3:29 PM
Author: thriller saffron rehab fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43728006)



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Date: February 28th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Contagious flirting resort ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#44053100)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:32 PM
Author: Marvelous Ivory Half-breed Stage

https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromYourServer/comments/7zihh9/pepperoni_pizza_without_the_pepperonis/

Pepperoni pizza, without the pepperonis

Medium

Sorry for formatting, I'm new to reddit

So I used to work in a bowling alley as a lane server, and this story always makes me smile now thinking about it. I mostly made alcoholic drinks and brought them to our league bowlers, but tonight there weren't any bowling leagues it was just regular people, and we were pretty slow in the bar so I was helping out the snackbar, where we mostly just reheat frozen food and sell it for an ungodly cost. I'm taking orders. Up comes this little old lady, we'll call her OL.

OL: I need a large pepperoni pizza, without the pepperonis.

Me: So you'd like a large cheese pizza?

OL: Are you daft? I said I want a pepperoni pizza, without the pepperonis!

Me: (confused at this point) Ma'am our pepperoni pizza costs an extra $3, if you only want cheese on your pizza I will ring you up for a cheese pizza. (I really don't know how else to explain this)

OL: (turns a lovely shade of red) You kids these days! think you can pull one over on me! Just get me a damn pepperoni pizza! Without the pepperonis!

Me: Alright ma'am it will be out shortly.

I ring her up for a cheese pizza. Because I'm not going to charge a confused old lady for pepperonis that aren't on her pizza. Some time passes, I bring out her pizza and hand it t her along with her receipt, she looks at the receipt and turns into a lovely shade of tomato again, and demands to speak to my manager, Who has been aware of the whole scene as it's a small bowling alley and this lady can yell. He comes from the shoe station he's "working" at (again we're super slow), and tells the lady The pepperoni pizza will cost $3 extra, so she hands him the $3, My manager picks up her pizza, and as he is walking back to the snackbar the lady smugly makes some snide comments to her friends about how my generation just doesn't know customer service like my manager's does (He's my age, just has a gnarly beard so gets mistaken as older often)

Anyway, as she is talking to her other old bittys I watch as he walks to the snackbar, put the $3 in my tip-jar and brings her back the same exact pizza and sets it on her table.

OL: Finally. some good service around here.

I still have no idea what she thinks is on a pepperoni pizza without pepperonis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604083)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:35 PM
Author: topaz state

I remember this from stern https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fFgLvT-ghrQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604098)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:58 PM
Author: Contagious flirting resort ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604190)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 7:59 PM
Author: Henna mind-boggling background story

(new Pizza Hut CEO justifying cost-cutting measures in tweet)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604199)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: topaz state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604220)



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Date: January 4th, 2022 4:13 PM
Author: wonderful theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43728337)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:05 PM
Author: Henna mind-boggling background story

presumably a pepperoni lover would typically prefer pepperoni on their pizza. thus, a failure to provide said pepperonis on a pizza so designated would thwart the reasonable expectations of the consumer, and thus constitute a fraud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604242)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:07 PM
Author: topaz state

It's at most a sales puff. There's no literal misstatement of fact and what's more you can't establish justifiable reliance given that the common law right to inspect the box was available at point of delivery but you accepted the tender of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604260)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:14 PM
Author: Histrionic partner

such a pizza could be called a woman-lovers-pizza, for hetero males

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604295)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:14 PM
Author: topaz state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604298)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 6:00 PM
Author: topaz state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43609284)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 6:02 PM
Author: Irate tattoo area

Now that's thinking like a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43609298)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 8:51 PM
Author: topaz state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43610142)



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Date: February 28th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Judgmental stimulating gay wizard



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Date: March 7th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Judgmental stimulating gay wizard



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Date: December 14th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Marvelous Ivory Half-breed Stage

what about pizzas with little pizzas on them? like Trump likes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43610095)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: topaz state

I don't even think they serve pizza at the Moscow plaza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43610146)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Thirsty Round Eye Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43610152)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: topaz state

Same concept prior art https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4850548&mc=4&forum_id=2

I think this one took off more since the full concept is in title and it's phrased in a way to get the reader invested and pissed off rather than as a statement about the speaker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43610169)



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Date: December 15th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: wonderful theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43615792)



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Date: December 18th, 2021 2:34 PM
Author: topaz state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43631521)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: topaz state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43766879)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:08 PM
Author: topaz state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#43790141)



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Date: February 28th, 2022 12:06 PM
Author: 180 insane ratface keepsake machete



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Date: February 28th, 2022 12:06 PM
Author: Carnelian Provocative Station



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Date: February 28th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: topaz state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#44053125)



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Date: February 28th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: wonderful theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#44053136)



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Date: March 7th, 2022 3:16 PM
Author: wonderful theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#44102487)



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Date: March 7th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: topaz state



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Date: April 3rd, 2022 9:32 AM
Author: blue swollen locale scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 3rd, 2022 9:34 PM
Author: wonderful theater stage



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Date: April 3rd, 2022 9:35 PM
Author: Dull dilemma organic girlfriend



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Date: April 4th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: blue swollen locale scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 21st, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: wonderful theater stage



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Date: December 20th, 2022 9:35 AM
Author: topaz state



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Date: December 20th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: wonderful theater stage



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Date: January 10th, 2023 10:39 AM
Author: wonderful theater stage



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Date: January 12th, 2023 9:00 PM
Author: wonderful theater stage



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Date: September 21st, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future)

(Guy about to get hit with UDAP suits from 35 different states)

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Date: September 21st, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My "Mahchine" Is 47 Percent "There" in less than 2 weeks)

Whoever bumped this and also participated subsequent bump, I will make sure my Meachene remembers these important good qualities of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984588&forum_id=2/en-en/#48117174)