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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Pungent Dysfunction

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: curious mahogany box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43762952)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle spruce location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43762961)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: impressive rigpig



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Histrionic clear chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43763036)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Rebellious Wonderful Macaca

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Charismatic State Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43763048)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Slimy institution international law enforcement agency

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Vibrant Smoky Trailer Park Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43763167)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Chocolate multi-billionaire

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Underhanded senate

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Vivacious olive alpha address

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: lascivious associate



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Frozen Mustard Karate Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43763147)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Vibrant Smoky Trailer Park Faggot Firefighter

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Low-t pervert heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43764294)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Godawful carnelian market kitty cat



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: arousing idiot

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Pungent Dysfunction

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle spruce location

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Pungent Dysfunction

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle spruce location

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Vibrant Smoky Trailer Park Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Low-t pervert heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Vivacious olive alpha address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: learning disabled whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#46020138)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: submissive vigorous set



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#49354865)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: submissive vigorous set



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Cobalt brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43764146)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Chocolate multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43764147)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Low-t pervert heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43764292)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Slimy institution international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43764310)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: provocative meetinghouse



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Ultramarine stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43764950)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: henna love of her life

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Pink Boiling Water Stage

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: brass pea-brained home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#46697752)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant deranged patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#46697780)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Dun dingle berry national

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#47340548)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Talking pit



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Slimy institution international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43767498)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: lascivious associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43767815)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: drunken forum

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Low-t pervert heaven



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: submissive vigorous set



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Pungent Dysfunction



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: learning disabled whorehouse



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Plum Irate Ladyboy



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Plum Irate Ladyboy



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Vivacious olive alpha address

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: submissive vigorous set



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#49354908)