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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:22 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: Free-loading Personal Credit Line Sandwich

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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:25 PM
Author: Sooty office juggernaut

you look over to see if they noticed you beat the level, but they don’t seem to have noticed at all.

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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:28 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:08 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:45 PM
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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:18 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:46 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:47 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: Free-loading Personal Credit Line Sandwich

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:03 PM
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"Dad, what's that awful smell?"

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:36 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:48 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:33 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good old irish cottage

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:53 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:59 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:55 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:19 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:20 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:19 PM
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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:35 PM
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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:40 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:15 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:16 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:19 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:20 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:23 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:09 AM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:26 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:49 PM
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He remembers his own father a generation before. A distant G-man in a professorial tweed coat, glasses, and a crew cut huddled around other identical men. "Marty, shut off that goddamn negro music." He lifts the needle off the Nat King Cole record. These men have gathered here for a purpose. They are building the world. A former sailor on a patrol boat off the coast of Nagasaki who had collected radioactive garbage had been too young for D-Day. His brother came home covered in invisible wounds, never the same.

They were city planners from the atomic age. Their boss knew Niels Bohr. It was only a matter of time before he was off the clock and could go home and smoke a jazz cigarette with Martha.

Fuck I don't know where this is going. Is it any good?



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:08 AM
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:13 AM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: navy stage puppy

“See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar could optimize it in two minutes. It took Acclaim three months to get it to compile — a whole studio walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And Nintendo walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, third parties scattering into the wind like a million bloody pixels. No Console maker will ever do that again in this generation.”

“Why, they’ve only just gotten the ninth gen underway,” said Caleb, “And gamepass —”

“That’s different. This N64 business couldn’t be done again, not for a long time. The young Losers think they could do it but they couldn’t. They could fight the first holiday season in '96 again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty of Games and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes and their respective Consoles. The Westerners weren’t any good on this front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Shogatsu, and postcards of the Emperor and his fiancée, and little cafés in Shirakawa and beer gardens in Sapporo and weddings at the Kamigamo Jinja, and going to the Yūshun, and your grandfather’s hanafuda cards.”

“Yamuachi invented this kind of battle in Kyoto in eighty- five.”

“No, he didn’t — he just invented a system of game licensure. This kind of battle was invented by Ralph Baer and Masayuki Uemura and whoever wrote Kyōkasho, and country Sōryo bowling and daibo in Kanazawa and girls seduced in the back lanes of Osaka and Nara. Why, this was a love battle — there was a century of salaryman love spent here. This was the last love battle.”

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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:58 AM
Author: Demanding hissy fit university

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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:08 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: Stubborn jade coffee pot

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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: passionate cruise ship factory reset button

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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:17 PM
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Date: November 4th, 2023 11:03 PM
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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Offensive Big Sanctuary Dingle Berry

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: anal insecure theatre

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Mustard hot volcanic crater temple

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