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remember how everybody peed in their pants about the stock market last Friday?
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) good times, good times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346229) |
Date: October 13th, 2025 2:05 PM Author: Paralegal Amos the s&p 500 won't reach last friday's high again for 8 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346234) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) it got to 6760 last Thursday it is at 6658 this moment, 1.5% down from its high last Thursday, it's already up 1.6% today |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Paralegal Amos yeah it won't break 6750 for another 8 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346260) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:12 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
AFAIK it all went down to zero this morning and we're now permafukt 4 lyfe. |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) whoa that's a game changer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346248) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
It's certainly powerful!
Also just wait two weeks -- these same geniuses will be darkly predicting Recession #345 / 3 of our lifetimes ("This time it's a mortal lock, trust me, I've LITERALLY called every single recession of the last 25 years, bud.") |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) I'll see your measly recession and raise you THE NEXT GREAT DEPRESSION STARTED AT 11AM TODAY [last Friday] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346268) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:19 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) To be fur, we have had recessions but instead we inflated our way out of it. Things will never go down like 2008 because we will just print money our way out.
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M2SL |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:21 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
"Things will never crash like 2008 again because we'll just print out way out of it, but that's kind of a cheat it doesn't really count so for all of those times I confidently predicted a recession / depression and instead stonks just kept going up I was technically 'correct,' if you really think about it..."
Whoa... permabears vindicated? |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) only late 2019/2020 and 2023 were the major times predicted recessions and they were correct. so not sure ur point.
btw, you probably think Venezuela is doing amazing. look at their GDP https://www.economy.com/venezuela/nominal-gross-domestic-product |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
"I only advised selling off rather than continuing to hodl on two 'major' occasions during the longest and greatest bull run in modern history, that's almost like a perfect record!"
PSA #1: The best way for the average person to get rich on stonks is just to hodl longterm, including when it looks like there might be temporary recessions / depressions. "Timing the market" is flame in 95% of cases -- not least because of permabears screaming about RECESSION INCOMING!!! right before huge rallies.
PSA #2: One of the best ways for the average person to NOT get rich on stonks is to attempt to time the market and sell off stonks based on predictions about when market corrections will happen.
https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/does-market-timing-work
XOXO, HTH. |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) I was talking about the economy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346322) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Nigga I care about making smart bets to become independently wealthy from passive investment vehicles, not autistically debating whether "ackkkkkkkkshually...." we're "technically in economic freefall when you really think about it" despite the last 15 years of literally living through a massive bull market, or whatever the fuck you're arguing. |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:37 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) the market affects 10% of americans.
go long the market, the jews will continue to rape the bottom 80% for the top 10% |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
OK LMK when you found a viable American political party that will actually remove Jews from American political and economic life and I'll happily join.
Until then, since there's literally nothing that I can realistically do as an individual to prevent Jews from continuing to economically rape and pillage America, I'm going to grit my teeth and continue to focus on becoming independently wealthy within this fucked up system rather than shooting myself in the foot and voluntarily staying poor in order to "spite the Jews" (they HATE when goys stay poor!) or whatever. |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) no one said dont invest 5555.
also, look at Mexico "eww" Colombia: COLO spain: ewp basically everywhere is up 30-50% YTD. literally all you had to do is not sit on cash |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
"Literally all you had to do was not do the one thing that permabears who go around constantly predicting an incoming recession / depression advise."
Uhhhh yes that's my point ITT |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:49 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) to be fair, they were correct. no one knew the Fed and govt would result to 2008 QE to fake prop at the economy at every turn. but yes they were wrong in not knowing the govt would just print trillions of dollars to make a recession by the numbers not happen, so u were accidently on the correct side of that bet.
take away $5T from the US economy and the market would be around 3k and you would have been massively wrong. literally the only thing that has mattered since 2019 is the rate of money growth |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
"Ackkkkshually, I was right about crypto being a huge scam -- that '1000x return' on your foolish investment doesn't REALLY count, because your thesis was wrong and I was really correct the whole time."
Hey well at least you were "right," and that's what really counts in life, IMO.
*Pays utility bills and mortgage with my impressive amount of stored up correctness* |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) who are u talkig to? i think wrong thread.
anyways being long assets has been right as the US govt has moved to a policy of print-money-to-grow.
its better to be lucky |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:53 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
When it comes to money and personal finance, all that really matters is what *actually* comes to pass in the real world performance of investible markets, HTH. This hold for all markets and all investment vehicles, period with no exceptions.
Any other "ackkkshually,..." position or qualification on that rule is pure cope being pushed by people who have to rationalize to themselves why they made less money than they would have if they had made different calls.
HTH! |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:56 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) buy anything then. us stocks, coins, metal, RE, hell any country stock market. look their all up 40%+. congrats money printing is making assets go up. i agree, buy assets. the money printing isnt going to stop. stop copin that you were right by luck rather than any investmnt thesis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346419) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
LJL brother idk what you're even arguing here.
Permabears = discredited blown out retards who pushed objectively horrible financial advice because as you said the whole market is up (and has been rising for a long time now), and they should be mocked and scorned endlessly for it at this point. If you're not in this camp, congrats on not being *literally* retarded.
Having said that, "everything is up so all investments are the same" is also a cope position. We both know that you've been shitting on crypto as an asset class for 10+ years running -- but now, with the benefit of hindsight, I defy you to now name me a single asset class that has given better returns over the last decade than "bluechip" cryptos (which are what I have always pushed). Turns out that not all assets are the same just because the whole market is up. Some investment theses are *objectively* better than others, even if they're all preferable to the retarded permabear position.
PSA: Friendly reminder #4982 to buy BTC/ETH/SOL/TSLA right now and HODL them all for the next 10+ years. Believe it or not, it's *still* not too late to make a lot of money from those investments. |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:08 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) crypto has only been the best asset class if you got in early because it was a brand new creation. hell at one point 20,000 btc was worth $20!
perma bears are forver fucked cuz they didnt expect the US govt to go into print money to avoid recessions? thats retarded.
in the last few years (2021+), many stocks have outperformed bitcoin etc. congrats on claiming victory for throwing money into something no one beleived in early and now is mainstream, but its underforming tech stocks for example |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
>>> "crypto has only been the best asset class if you got in early"
You mean like "I finally buckled, after 10 years of being hounded to buy crypto, and bought some in late 2023"?
ETH has 3xed within the last two years.
BTC was 5xed within the last two years.
SOL has literally ~12xed within the last two years.
BTW, all three of those blockchains were already MAJOR players in the crypto sector back in 2023 -- none of them were even remotely "moonshots" that you would have had to get lucky to pick out.
I'd love to see a list of the stonks that boasted similarly significant market caps back in October 2023 (I'm not a penny stonk gambler) which have 5-10xed over the last two years. I'll bet it's a pretty short list. |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:18 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) bitcoin has doubled since 2023. 60k to 120k. PTLR, nivdia, google, microsoft, etc have all more than doubled in that time.
hth.
anyways i would bet those return more than bitcoin in next 5 years. |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:22 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
1. LJL at you conveniently ignoring SOL ("odd case"), but sure let's just take BTC as the crypto to discuss.
2. "Bitcoin has doubled since 2023"
Nigga, are you actually fr retarded? Go pull up a chart of BTC's historical price performance, here are two data points for you to take a look at:
A. 9/8/23: BTC = ~25k
B. 10/3/25: BTC = ~$122k
You: "OK so BTC has doubled in the last two years, big whoop there are stonks that have also doubled"
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) i did look at a chart. tell me if it hit 60k in 2023. ok fine move the target to 2 years and 2 months or whatever it is.
anyways no one cares. you can bet that growth will continue, pls come back in 2030 to share |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
"No you're reading the chart wrong, you're supposed to compare the highest point it hit in 2023 against the lowest point it sank to in 2025, stop doing the opposite you idiot"
LJL OK bro stay poor.
Btw do yourself a favor (I mean this sincerely as someone who would like to see you get money) and really take five minutes at some point to sit down and decide at what point the "congrats on your crazy gamble paying off, but in reality no one could have REALLY confidently seen these returns coming" line becomes completely unworkable from an intellectually honest perspective...
BTC is currently sitting at a solid six figures (it didn't even drop below $100k during the most recent market pullback), and it now enjoys massive and growing worldwide institutional support from the biggest players in finance.
When BTC soars past $1,000,000+ in 2033 or whatever, are you *really* going to feel good sitting back in your chair and smugly thinking to yourself: "Sure, some people got lucky on this gamble -- but in reality, no one could have ACTUALLY made a smart prediction that this kind of growth was likely to continue to happen way back in 2025. Gambling is gambling, and I don't gamble!" That won't seem like hollow and pathetic cope because you'll know you fucked up bad on an obvious play? |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) wrong again, i feel like you are making arguments from someone in another thread as you keep quoting things as if i ever made those points. bitcoin is now a legit investment. i just dont think it will outperform stocks. i might be wrong and if i am, then im wrong.
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:46 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Unironic 180!
This is a legitimately new position from you AFAIK, and I am happy to hear you say that.
Next question: You would agree with me that a diversified portfolio is, generally speaking, a good thing, correct? If the answer is "yes," then why are you not planning to add some exposure to BTC into your portfolio in light of the fact that we both agree it is a legit investment with significant upside potential (even if you personally suspect that other investment vehicles might beat it)?
Bear in mind that at this point, even Morgan Stanley is advising a 2% (conservative) to 4% (aggressive) portfolio allocation in crypto: https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2025/10/07/morgan-stanley-recommends-a-4-opportunistic-crypto-portfolio-allocation
You're a 40 year old man with a decent job and some savings... do you really want to be taking investment positions at this age / stage of life that are *even more conservative* that MS's "conservative" proposed investment profile for retarded Boomers? |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) it was a valid investment once you could buy it in the market, without some app/ledger/thing where you had gas fees and whatever else.
yes and no. i dont own bitcoin for the same reason i dont own gold right now. both as high and id rather have equity. if gold or bitcoin (which i view as digital gold) retreat, sure then pick some up). |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
180 again. IMO you should set a firm (but reasonable) price target in your mind right now for both of them at which you will 100% pull the trigger without hesitation, and then execute accordingly when the time comes. I would hate to be having this conversation again in 10 years and you never actually bought any BTC. |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:55 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) https://www.google.com/finance/quote/IBIT:NASDAQ?window=5Y at $47. thats roughly a 28% decline from now. same as gold if it hits $3k |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346625) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) if you know any new coins im down to throw some k into that. let it go to $0 or 10x (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346630) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
My nigga!
Nothing at the moment, but I'll let you know for sure. (I still think SOL is a good buy for longterm holding at current price.) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) https://www.tradingview.com/news/u_today:099c9fdeb094b:0-biggest-week-for-solana-price-will-sec-approve-sol-etf/ i need a etf |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
"Wait two weeks" (but actually) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: Gay Grandpa Example A of why TBF's defenders will sometimes admit he's an asshole (i wouldnt) but always insist hes a good dude. He does at the end of the day want us all to do well amd has literally been begging even his enemies to get into good investments forever now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346806) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:20 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) we 100% should have had a recession in 2023. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346276) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:22 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
"Should have"
ljl |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:25 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) well actually we did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346302) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
"Sure, you got richer off of your investment thesis and I didn't make as much money off of mine, but TECHNICALLY SPEAKING yours was wrong and dumb and mine was ackkkkshually correct, trust me I know these things."
Well I guess it pays to be a retard sometimes! |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) I was talking about the economy... I am currently long the market because owing assets is the only thing to do when the govt is printing its way out of its problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346331) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Gay Grandpa Count me in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346337) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: richard clock the stock market is supposed to go up, not down. hth shlomo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346255) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: theranchman remember when the macro event that threatened the market was walked back on sunday and so there was less uncertainty than there was on friday
i dont get what point ur making |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
"Ackkkkkkkshually, if you just stop and REALLY think about it a little, I wasn't wrong at all (for reasons)..." |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:20 PM Author: theranchman (gen-x asset timing lottery winner) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346277) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
"Ur just lucky, the fact is that nobody could have seen any of this coming!" sneered the permapoor who's probably the same age as me (and everyone else in our age cohort who also got rich off of crypto / TSLA just like I did by correctly making those calls). |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:25 PM Author: theranchman make a TSLA price prediction for 1/1/27 tyia
edit: can you use your fancy pants brain to tell me what the market prices it to be? ill accept that answer as well
edit: are u literally in ur 40s lol |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Heil Hitler (TT6) $100 - $1000 a share (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346306) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Here's my future Tesla market cap prediction, feel free to bookmark it!
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&mc=101&forum_id=2
(I look forward to you smugly bumping it to "pwn" me when Tesla 'only' has a ~3.2 Trillion market cap or whatever) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: theranchman jfc lol okay okay that's... a prediction
what does the market price it to be on 1/1/27? surely you can tell me that mister self made genius! hint, your brokerage UI shows it! |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
"Oh OK, so you WON'T make a specific prediction about what the exact price of TSLA will be on 6/15/28? I thought you considered yourself a smart and prescient investor... coward. Typical."
Ljl you're a fucking joke, kike.
Anyway, enjoy staying poor. :) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: theranchman no you made a prediction! i commend you for that
ok so now what does the market predict it to be? you can look at today's prices to figure it out! |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
What are you even talking about at this point?
Just make your own prediction and we'll both bookmark them and see who did better in 2030 or stfu already, jfc. |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:03 PM Author: theranchman (financial masterman who doesnt know what an "expected move" is)
Exhibit A that gen x (lol ur literally 40?) is thooooooo much smarter than boomers and def didnt prosper off interest rate timing |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:07 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
*Sophisticated genius investor who knows how to draw the 'technical analysis' lines on the little charts really really good, but somehow missed all of the biggest prescient investment calls of the last decade "oopsie"*
Hey, nice chart lines though! |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:10 PM Author: theranchman its not chart lines genius. its the price. join my onlyfans featuring TT and we'll teach you basic pricing
the answer is, the market expects TSLA to be at $510/share as of January 15, 2027
(ps turns out youre just a boomer who got lucky you had earned enough wagebucks to get rich off the boomer parasitic monetary expansion post 2008. shucks!) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:19 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (guy who pees sitting down) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346273) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:20 PM Author: theranchman (guy who fundamentally misunderstands volatility)
so did you sell puts on friday or what oh right u didnt, cuz you would learn that a high probability trade is not the same as a risk-free trade |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:22 PM Author: Roblox The point is that in responsible nations, macro events like that are not willy-nilly threatened and if they are, they are not willy-nilly walked back in a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346283) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: theranchman fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346290) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 2:21 PM Author: john radek (🧐) every post about temporary market movements is fucking retarded*
*unless you're betting against TT in which case it's a reverse jim cramer style HARD LOCK |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM Author: Bob Avakian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346568) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: excellent subthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346638) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date i think it will still tank a bit later this week, prob tomorrow. im buying puts
so u guys shld buy calls |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:55 PM Author: Orion Kerkering's Panic Attack I pooped, but I take your point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786063&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346624) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: chadgpt-6 once again market makers blatantly setting limits AH then dumping on retail, shittin on callmos as brokers sell off any rally. A useful analogy for this might be:
You douse your arm with gasoline and try to pick up a bag of gold inside a burning oven as fast as possible. Chances are pretty high that your arms catches fire, but the brokers pour water on it if the fire gets too large and you exit your positions, then rinse and repeat.
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