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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: misunderstood nibblets Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: unhinged property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: aromatic mewling school son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Exhilarant range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: sienna stage persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: puce galvanic area weed whacker Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Amber metal national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: misunderstood nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: multi-colored underhanded space Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: swollen fortuitous meteor orchestra pit I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: dark haunted graveyard Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Nighttime Heady Locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: comical awkward whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Onyx deranged parlour old irish cottage (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: histrionic boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: violent brethren lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: misunderstood nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: violent brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: violent brethren bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: mustard box office ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: violent brethren They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: mustard box office no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988174) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: violent brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26857853) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: violent brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: charismatic bawdyhouse idea he suggested Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: charismatic bawdyhouse idea he suggested Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: swashbuckling silver church gaping great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988132) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: misunderstood nibblets The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#36797515) |
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