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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: bat shit crazy roommate

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: startling sound barrier crackhouse



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: territorial philosopher-king giraffe



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Kink-friendly brass blood rage crotch



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Provocative dead office



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Effete Legend

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Slap-happy alcoholic pozpig



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: bat shit crazy roommate



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: Histrionic casino affirmative action

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: Bearded brunch

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Stimulating Autistic Corner Toilet Seat

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Charcoal razzle dopamine



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: lime persian factory reset button



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: greedy glittery heaven

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: irate puce genital piercing



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Titillating French Bawdyhouse

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: bat shit crazy roommate



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Titillating French Bawdyhouse



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Titillating French Bawdyhouse

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: trip legal warrant den

ham and eggers should die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988131)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Titillating French Bawdyhouse

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: trip legal warrant den

no, they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988174)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Dull box office azn

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: fear-inspiring knife

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: exhilarant zippy meetinghouse



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Titillating French Bawdyhouse



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: snowy boiling water rigor



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Titillating French Bawdyhouse



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: fear-inspiring knife

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: contagious business firm



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Diverse orchestra pit

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988148)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: fear-inspiring knife

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988167)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Dull box office azn



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Glassy cracking parlour



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: Offensive public bath



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Massive sadistic space



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Iridescent Sanctuary

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: thriller dun base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#27147996)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Titillating French Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#27989075)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Rusted supple karate deer antler

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#28021852)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Titillating French Bawdyhouse



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Rusted supple karate deer antler

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: flushed wrinkle state

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: abnormal nubile stag film

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: fishy piazza dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#28616894)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Painfully honest new version school



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Painfully honest new version school



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: abnormal nubile stag film

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: flushed wrinkle state



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone marketing idea hissy fit

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#35297859)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: multi-colored address incel



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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Wonderful school cafeteria ape



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: copper dysfunction selfie



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: bat shit crazy roommate

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#36797515)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: flatulent infuriating institution



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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Histrionic casino affirmative action



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Date: August 15th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: spectacular doctorate jewess



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Author: aromatic theatre



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Date: October 6th, 2021 2:44 PM
Author: Titillating French Bawdyhouse



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Date: December 9th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: Titillating French Bawdyhouse



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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:06 AM
Author: Rough-skinned yellow gaping rehab



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Date: December 9th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Bossy stage multi-billionaire



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: Bossy stage multi-billionaire



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Date: June 13th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: copper dysfunction selfie



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Author: spectacular doctorate jewess



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Author: bat-shit-crazy canary goyim



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Author: copper dysfunction selfie



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:15 PM
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

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