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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church...
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  12/08/24
cousin on her moms side or dads
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Dads
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which dad
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LMFAO truly 180
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This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” tha...
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Lmao guess you win bro lmao.
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They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao
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so much this
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29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.
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ergo it’s true
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle toaster

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Provocative Hall Affirmative Action

cousin on her moms side or dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424335)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle toaster

Dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424337)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: heady nowag

which dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424343)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: ruby chapel dog poop



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: mauve slippery dingle berry

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Nudist queen of the night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Bisexual charismatic school



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: Titillating topaz meetinghouse



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: vibrant slap-happy property potus



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: infuriating philosopher-king



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: infuriating philosopher-king



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: heady nowag



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: buff shaky pervert

LMFAO

truly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424347)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle toaster

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: buff shaky pervert

180 night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424393)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle toaster

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: infuriating philosopher-king



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Lascivious Blue Site Goal In Life



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Bateful Scarlet Bawdyhouse



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Puce Motley Keepsake Machete



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: hateful jet knife cuckoldry

Ok but why stop drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424351)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: grizzly cerebral skinny woman death wish



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: bronze know-it-all wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424915)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: ruby chapel dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424916)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: at-the-ready parlour milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424984)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: internet-worthy diverse weed whacker



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Bateful Scarlet Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48428657)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: jade abode gunner



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: swollen striped hyena generalized bond

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle toaster

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: swollen striped hyena generalized bond

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle toaster

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: swollen striped hyena generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424451)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424856)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Cocky coldplay fan

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: slimy submissive hunting ground

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424429)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle toaster

Not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424432)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: swollen striped hyena generalized bond



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: at-the-ready parlour milk



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chestnut menage incel



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Smoky hissy fit national security agency



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Bateful Scarlet Bawdyhouse



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: sexy ticket booth



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Insane resort mad-dog skullcap



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: duck-like nursing home

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle toaster

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424851)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: at-the-ready parlour milk

so much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424991)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: buff shaky pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425546)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: infuriating philosopher-king



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz range

heroic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424857)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: white seedy stag film stain

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424859)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Boyish Drunken Church Roast Beef



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: tantric field

the MC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424876)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: ruby chapel dog poop



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: cobalt electric garrison

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: swollen striped hyena generalized bond

Story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425013)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz range

that's the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425017)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Nudist queen of the night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Provocative Hall Affirmative Action



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: buff shaky pervert



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: internet-worthy diverse weed whacker



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Boyish Drunken Church Roast Beef



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: infuriating philosopher-king



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Bateful Scarlet Bawdyhouse



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle toaster

Not fake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425084)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: at-the-ready parlour milk

ergo it’s true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425183)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Carnelian indian lodge

JM is getting subtler with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425189)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Arrogant Dragon Messiness

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Dead jet-lagged cuckold

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425570)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Demanding fantasy-prone national halford

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle toaster

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: internet-worthy diverse weed whacker

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Stimulating Headpube

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: razzle puppy



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: infuriating philosopher-king



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