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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church...
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cousin on her moms side or dads
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Coral disrespectful tattoo

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Dun chapel

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Coral disrespectful tattoo

Dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424337)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Slate institution incel

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Useless Self-centered School Crotch



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: bespoke halford

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Idiotic black woman police squad



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: vigorous bearded temple hunting ground



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: diverse yapping mad cow disease



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Nudist business firm telephone



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Parlour Sneaky Criminal



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Parlour Sneaky Criminal



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Slate institution incel



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone buck-toothed psychic

LMFAO

truly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424347)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Coral disrespectful tattoo

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone buck-toothed psychic

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Coral disrespectful tattoo

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Parlour Sneaky Criminal



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Cheese-eating sandwich



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: onyx appetizing field



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: provocative abnormal theater stage sex offender



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Chestnut Mother

Ok but why stop drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424351)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: drunken mind-boggling whorehouse jew



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: Federal Ruby Old Irish Cottage



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Useless Self-centered School Crotch



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: marvelous mood



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: pink awkward hell dingle berry



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: onyx appetizing field



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: topaz plaza



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: ocher elastic band

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Coral disrespectful tattoo

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: ocher elastic band

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Coral disrespectful tattoo

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: ocher elastic band



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hospital Skinny Woman

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: pale thriller prole heaven

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: pea-brained disturbing love of her life

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424429)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Coral disrespectful tattoo

Not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424432)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: ocher elastic band



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: marvelous mood



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: overrated pisswyrm



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Bull headed chad



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: onyx appetizing field



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Racy nubile sweet tailpipe fanboi



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: titillating aquamarine site



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: tan alcoholic trust fund community account

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Coral disrespectful tattoo

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424851)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: marvelous mood

so much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424991)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone buck-toothed psychic



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Parlour Sneaky Criminal



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hospital Skinny Woman

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Charismatic ultramarine masturbator

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424859)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Glassy abusive associate double fault



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Motley shitlib

the MC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424876)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Useless Self-centered School Crotch



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: Spectacular Mustard Senate

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: ocher elastic band

Story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425013)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hospital Skinny Woman

that's the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425017)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Idiotic black woman police squad



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Dun chapel



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone buck-toothed psychic



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: pink awkward hell dingle berry



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Glassy abusive associate double fault



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Parlour Sneaky Criminal



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: onyx appetizing field



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Coral disrespectful tattoo

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: marvelous mood

ergo it’s true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425183)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Kink-friendly locale

JM is getting subtler with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425189)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: big-titted base gunner

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: cowardly claret rehab

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425570)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: autistic corn cake faggotry

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Coral disrespectful tattoo

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: pink awkward hell dingle berry

Subpoena the bodycam footage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425764)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Honey-headed queen of the night principal's office

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scourge upon the earth nursing home



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
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