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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Flesh point 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: garnet garrison genital piercing This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Flesh point lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: garnet garrison genital piercing My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Flesh point You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: vivacious rose twinkling uncleanness coffee pot Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Buck-toothed sex offender heaven It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Cordovan Native Liquid Oxygen Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Zombie-like Menage You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Flesh point brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Zombie-like Menage glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Cordovan Native Liquid Oxygen You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Soggy Brunch $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Cordovan Native Liquid Oxygen Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Soggy Brunch thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Coiffed piazza striped hyena 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Flesh point ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Coiffed piazza striped hyena investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: electric nibblets principal's office $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: mustard trip sweet tailpipe persian I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: electric nibblets principal's office good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Irradiated copper mad-dog skullcap $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Snowy foreskin public bath six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Indecent indigo stag film cumskin 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Cordovan Native Liquid Oxygen Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: dull space what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Crystalline Double Fault 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: excitant bat-shit-crazy electric furnace lay me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Crystalline Double Fault It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: garnet garrison genital piercing 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Cordovan Native Liquid Oxygen the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: disrespectful spot Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: garnet garrison genital piercing I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: dull space mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Crystalline Double Fault In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: dull space yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: galvanic house-broken crotch bawdyhouse Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Mind-boggling gay hell dog poop 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Flesh point fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: arousing unhinged stain A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: arousing unhinged stain OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: talented giraffe A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Mind-boggling gay hell dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Know-it-all Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Soggy Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: vivacious rose twinkling uncleanness coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Khaki doobsian sound barrier love of her life Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: out-of-control umber degenerate $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: appetizing crusty office selfie can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Underhanded maize base weed whacker Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: dull space nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Underhanded maize base weed whacker Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: costumed death wish theatre You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: filthy locale Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Cerebral primrose church building Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Coiffed piazza striped hyena damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone feces Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Charismatic Associate Stage Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: mustard trip sweet tailpipe persian 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Exhilarant Halford Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: aromatic flushed boistinker yarmulke 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: curious prole 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: dull space 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Cordovan Native Liquid Oxygen Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone feces 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Tan state literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: aphrodisiac deer antler I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: appetizing crusty office selfie so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Tan state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: arousing unhinged stain 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: disrespectful spot Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Zombie-like Menage how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: disrespectful spot I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Zombie-like Menage 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: disrespectful spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Cracking sepia jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Irradiated copper mad-dog skullcap Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Irradiated copper mad-dog skullcap $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Puce razzle clown $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Khaki doobsian sound barrier love of her life I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: Sexy soul-stirring wrinkle background story 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49598250) |