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red turdskin community account
  06/30/25
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Fantasy-prone Dilemma Place Of Business
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
Racy giraffe
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
Yapping whorehouse liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
red turdskin community account
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aphrodisiac dun digit ratio
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
Racy giraffe
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
Floppy Purple Theater
  07/02/25
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Peach locus
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
red turdskin community account
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
maroon learning disabled fanboi
  07/02/25
tp.
aphrodisiac dun digit ratio
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: red turdskin community account



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Dilemma Place Of Business



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Racy giraffe

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Yapping whorehouse liquid oxygen

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: red turdskin community account

have you considered being Tall?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: aphrodisiac dun digit ratio



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Racy giraffe

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Floppy Purple Theater

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Peach locus



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: red turdskin community account

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2/en-en/#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: maroon learning disabled fanboi

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065910)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: aphrodisiac dun digit ratio

tp.

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