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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
Insane indian lodge
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wild resort quadroon
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Emerald talented new version
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Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location
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Galvanic kitchen twinkling uncleanness
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Curious cruise ship karate
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histrionic casino
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Insane indian lodge
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
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HOW much younger
Emerald talented new version
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Insane indian lodge
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Insane indian lodge
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
heady lay
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autistic jet-lagged mad-dog skullcap wrinkle
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Curious cruise ship karate
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autistic jet-lagged mad-dog skullcap wrinkle
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Sepia Codepig Knife
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Vigorous area hominid
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heady lay
  10/09/14
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Chocolate spectacular parlor
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provocative digit ratio
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glittery home
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Fragrant heaven
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Very tactful medicated nursing home
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Flatulent violet rigor
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rose infuriating death wish
  10/10/14
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laughsome library
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Khaki Ratface
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Magical garnet blood rage
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Frisky yarmulke persian
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cruel-hearted hospital
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glittery home
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Big Tanning Salon Black Woman
  10/11/14
?
appetizing zippy stage dopamine
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Big Tanning Salon Black Woman
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smoky insanely creepy partner
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Odious Pit Chad
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
marvelous angry dilemma
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charismatic laser beams
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lol
Alcoholic erotic locale
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Duck-like chrome circlehead
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Emerald talented new version
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glittery home
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rebellious dead forum
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
arousing sandwich plaza
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Buck-toothed incel
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
heady lay
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
pale depressive spot
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Filthy athletic conference
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Insane indian lodge
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Deranged Apoplectic Den
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Sepia Codepig Knife
  10/09/14
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cheese-eating shrine kitty cat
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
red fluffy water buffalo abode
  10/09/14
Shrewd
brilliant really tough guy
  10/09/14
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Deranged Apoplectic Den
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Sepia Codepig Knife
  10/09/14
180
exciting chapel
  10/09/14
180
aphrodisiac outnumbered national
  10/09/14
180^180
Chocolate spectacular parlor
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provocative digit ratio
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Emerald talented new version
  10/09/14
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
red fluffy water buffalo abode
  10/09/14
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Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
wild resort quadroon
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Sepia Codepig Knife
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appetizing zippy stage dopamine
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Rough-skinned up-to-no-good juggernaut
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
racy internal respiration
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hairraiser state
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Startling theatre
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You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
well-lubricated goyim foreskin
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Magical garnet blood rage
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Magical garnet blood rage
  10/08/16
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Useless stimulating mexican
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
appetizing zippy stage dopamine
  10/09/14
?
Spruce Trailer Park
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
appetizing zippy stage dopamine
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Overrated Motley Pozpig House
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Cracking Sapphire Factory Reset Button Goal In Life
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
blue lascivious orchestra pit
  10/11/14
180
irradiated azn
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Bonkers generalized bond school cafeteria
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
appetizing zippy stage dopamine
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Chocolate spectacular parlor
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rebellious dead forum
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Buck-toothed incel
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Buck-toothed incel
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
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1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Bonkers generalized bond school cafeteria
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
red fluffy water buffalo abode
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
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And 10/10 xo women
Very tactful medicated nursing home
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
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Titcr Occam's razor bro
Very tactful medicated nursing home
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
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Mind-boggling office wagecucks
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
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glittery home
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Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Aquamarine Fear-inspiring Center
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Insane indian lodge
  10/09/14
lol
wild resort quadroon
  10/09/14
180
appetizing zippy stage dopamine
  10/09/14
lmao
Fragrant heaven
  10/09/14
tyft
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/09/14
Lol
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
...
french nibblets trust fund
  10/09/14
This is good.
Frum adventurous regret
  10/09/14
180 billion
Bonkers generalized bond school cafeteria
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Sepia Codepig Knife
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
ocher business firm sweet tailpipe
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rebellious dead forum
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Tantric Whorehouse Mood
  10/10/14
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provocative digit ratio
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Nofapping mad cow disease hairy legs
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Beady-eyed Yapping Corner Fat Ankles
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Very tactful medicated nursing home
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
yellow sickened property tattoo
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...
aromatic idea he suggested gas station
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Peach range antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Insane indian lodge
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
excitant beta address
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Exhilarant chartreuse community account
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Peach range antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
...
glittery home
  10/27/14
...
Sepia Codepig Knife
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Razzle sanctuary
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
comical flushed stage
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Magical garnet blood rage
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Frum adventurous regret
  10/09/14
titcr
Peach range antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
...
Frum adventurous regret
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
wild resort quadroon
  10/09/14
...
provocative digit ratio
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Haunting church building
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Cracking Sapphire Factory Reset Button Goal In Life
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
olive gaping
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Insane indian lodge
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
wild resort quadroon
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
arousing sandwich plaza
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Razzle sanctuary
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Frum adventurous regret
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
rose infuriating death wish
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Razzle sanctuary
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
rose infuriating death wish
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
electric useless brakes field
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Dashing becky dingle berry
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
swashbuckling parlour weed whacker
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Copper jew
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
excitant beta address
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location
  10/09/14
...
red fluffy water buffalo abode
  10/10/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
...
Peach range antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Very tactful medicated nursing home
  10/09/14
...
Concupiscible menage
  10/09/14
...
Cream stead
  10/12/14
1800000000
Bateful saffron fanboi deer antler
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
appetizing zippy stage dopamine
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Concupiscible menage
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
wild resort quadroon
  10/09/14
...
rebellious dead forum
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
appetizing zippy stage dopamine
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Frum adventurous regret
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Mind-boggling office wagecucks
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
180 Affirmative Action School
  10/09/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
swashbuckling parlour weed whacker
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Insane indian lodge
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
appetizing zippy stage dopamine
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Insane indian lodge
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
appetizing zippy stage dopamine
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Magical garnet blood rage
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location
  10/09/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Peach range antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
talking ticket booth
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Overrated Motley Pozpig House
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Mind-boggling office wagecucks
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
wild resort quadroon
  10/09/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
ocher business firm sweet tailpipe
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Magical garnet blood rage
  10/09/14
...
Magical garnet blood rage
  10/10/14
...
Bonkers generalized bond school cafeteria
  10/09/14
i could see it
appetizing zippy stage dopamine
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
contagious round eye
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/09/14
...
rebellious dead forum
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
thriller crotch faggotry
  06/27/16
...
Chestnut hell clown
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
trip drab lodge
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Razzmatazz Soggy Box Office Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/10/14
WTF?
Fragrant heaven
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Insane indian lodge
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Fragrant heaven
  10/10/14
...
appetizing zippy stage dopamine
  10/10/14
120
Bateful saffron fanboi deer antler
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Overrated Motley Pozpig House
  10/10/14
...
Frum adventurous regret
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/10/14
...
Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Very tactful medicated nursing home
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
arousing sandwich plaza
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
arousing sandwich plaza
  10/10/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
submissive diverse market turdskin
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Insane indian lodge
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Cracking Sapphire Factory Reset Button Goal In Life
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Deranged Apoplectic Den
  10/10/14
...
shimmering bat-shit-crazy rehab messiness
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
magenta vibrant cumskin place of business
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
appetizing zippy stage dopamine
  10/10/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/10/14
...
Frum adventurous regret
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
unholy floppy mother cuckoldry
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
appetizing zippy stage dopamine
  10/10/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Frum adventurous regret
  10/10/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Boyish godawful bbw
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
arousing sandwich plaza
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
well-lubricated goyim foreskin
  10/10/14
180
coral theater stage son of senegal
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Violent base degenerate
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
rebellious dead forum
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
well-lubricated goyim foreskin
  10/10/14
...
rebellious dead forum
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Crusty Henna Doctorate
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
wild resort quadroon
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/10/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/10/14
...
rebellious dead forum
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
magenta vibrant cumskin place of business
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Insane indian lodge
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
citrine fiercely-loyal pocket flask station
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
passionate bearded garrison
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Insane indian lodge
  10/11/14
omg
stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
zombie-like public bath
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Soul-stirring Metal Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Chestnut hell clown
  10/11/14
...
appetizing zippy stage dopamine
  10/11/14
...
Soul-stirring Metal Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Obsidian deep skinny woman space
  10/11/14
...
rebellious dead forum
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Khaki Ratface
  10/18/14
...
Impertinent Temple Kitty
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
navy locus
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Wonderful Elastic Band Volcanic Crater
  10/11/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/11/14
...
glittery home
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Glassy bawdyhouse french chef
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Soul-stirring Metal Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza
  10/11/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Glassy bawdyhouse french chef
  10/11/14
...
Magical garnet blood rage
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Sepia Codepig Knife
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
arousing sandwich plaza
  10/11/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/11/14
...
Rough-skinned up-to-no-good juggernaut
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
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rebellious dead forum
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Sepia Codepig Knife
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*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
glittery home
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lmfao
pale depressive spot
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amazing
stirring lake church
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Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Frum adventurous regret
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180
wild resort quadroon
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red fluffy water buffalo abode
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rebellious dead forum
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OH GOD, OH-
glittery home
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OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
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Not the point you turd
navy locus
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FUCKING DOOBS
Soul-stirring Metal Pisswyrm
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nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Sepia Codepig Knife
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Seriously.
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did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
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180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Cerebral indirect expression preventive strike
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long overdue 180 to this one
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fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
honey-headed theater coldplay fan
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scarlet giraffe
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Chocolate spectacular parlor
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plz poast
ivory institution gay wizard
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must need fap soon.
scarlet giraffe
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co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Mind-boggling office wagecucks
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
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short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Filthy athletic conference
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somebody pls respond
Dashing becky dingle berry
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For the love of god
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lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Sepia Codepig Knife
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Dashing becky dingle berry
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I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Insane indian lodge
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
arousing sandwich plaza
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
razzle-dazzle thirsty genital piercing point
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I BELIEVE
vivacious green legal warrant
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describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Magical garnet blood rage
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plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Mind-boggling office wagecucks
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1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
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THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Frum adventurous regret
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FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
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lol 180
Sepia Codepig Knife
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OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Filthy athletic conference
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(NOT a Lannister fan)
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demanding supple senate
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poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Very tactful medicated nursing home
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please delete. Let him write the story.
Irate White Step-uncle's House Shitlib
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lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Purple international law enforcement agency jap
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never claimed to be a flame scholar
Purple international law enforcement agency jap
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uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Emerald talented new version
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this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
stag film
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(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Very tactful medicated nursing home
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(evan39)
Bateful saffron fanboi deer antler
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you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza
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it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
stag film
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http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
embarrassed to the bone striped hyena university
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keeping it real
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Mind-boggling office wagecucks
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cr
cobalt meetinghouse
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Amen.
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lol cr
hairraiser state
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rebellious dead forum
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glittery home
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i can't see how this could end badly
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it's fucking awesome
Concupiscible menage
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it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Dashing becky dingle berry
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" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Dashing becky dingle berry
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what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza
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i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Dashing becky dingle berry
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i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Concupiscible menage
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180
mauve brunch rigpig
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if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
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...
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Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
adulterous crackhouse
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...
Concupiscible menage
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(Really gullible person)
Chocolate spectacular parlor
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On the other hand....YOLO!
Filthy athletic conference
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counterpoint: they should do it
Concupiscible menage
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fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
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We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
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Very tactful medicated nursing home
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there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
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i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
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lol
bronze hall
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underrated
Razzle sanctuary
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glittery home
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itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Haunting church building
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So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
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hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
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been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Haunting church building
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glittery home
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lol
Puce disturbing site idiot
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If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Chestnut hell clown
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Can I please have my dildo back?
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Slimy kink-friendly
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180
razzle-dazzle thirsty genital piercing point
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180
Emerald talented new version
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180
Sepia Codepig Knife
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...
rose infuriating death wish
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This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Nighttime drunken lettuce
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Primrose
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that was a good thread
Sepia Codepig Knife
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
marvelous angry dilemma
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UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Insane indian lodge
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Filthy athletic conference
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appetizing zippy stage dopamine
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...
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180
razzle-dazzle thirsty genital piercing point
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OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
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...
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I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Filthy athletic conference
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I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
electric useless brakes field
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Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
tripping ladyboy
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Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
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u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Very tactful medicated nursing home
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arousing sandwich plaza
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I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
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glittery home
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This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
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This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
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Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
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Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
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Go on...
glittery home
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...
electric useless brakes field
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Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
arousing sandwich plaza
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"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
pea-brained plum selfie
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...
arousing sandwich plaza
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Brother, it was like you were actually there.
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gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
tripping ladyboy
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Yessir.
pea-brained plum selfie
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Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
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rebellious dead forum
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Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
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glittery home
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...
Set Personal Credit Line
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glittery home
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Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
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...
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lol incestmos
zombie-like public bath
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Greatest flame thread in XO history?
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...
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Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
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...
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Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
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TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
tripping ladyboy
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Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Sepia Codepig Knife
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
glittery home
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op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Emerald talented new version
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...
Sienna milk headpube
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How has no one reposted the pic
Haunted Graveyard Trump Supporter
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...
Sienna milk headpube
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Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Chocolate spectacular parlor
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...
appetizing zippy stage dopamine
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Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
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God fucking dammit
french nibblets trust fund
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What the fuck - it's doobs!!
navy locus
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anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
zombie-like public bath
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UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Insane indian lodge
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cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Sepia Codepig Knife
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
electric useless brakes field
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Very tactful medicated nursing home
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...
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...
comical flushed stage
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Get help Doobs/Box
twinkling house-broken telephone
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more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
honey-headed theater coldplay fan
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motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
honey-headed theater coldplay fan
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UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Insane indian lodge
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
abnormal
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Overrated Motley Pozpig House
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...
rebellious dead forum
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Oh my
arousing sandwich plaza
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omg
Low-t masturbator stock car
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...
light keepsake machete
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Sepia Codepig Knife
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Filthy athletic conference
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BAW GAWD
arousing sandwich plaza
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...
rebellious dead forum
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
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What the fuck is going on
wild resort quadroon
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Low-t masturbator stock car
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WHAT IN THE 180
hissy fit
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Amber Stain
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what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
well-lubricated goyim foreskin
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
abnormal
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By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Milky
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...
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fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
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...
Haunting church building
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Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
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...
Cream stead
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Violent base degenerate
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i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
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...
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...
rose infuriating death wish
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
blue lascivious orchestra pit
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wtf
lilac half-breed main people
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Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
anal cowardly dragon
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bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
citrine fiercely-loyal pocket flask station
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Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
anal cowardly dragon
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Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
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...
Sepia Codepig Knife
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...
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iwanttobelieve.jpg
Sepia Codepig Knife
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http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
well-lubricated goyim foreskin
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
tripping ladyboy
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
coral theater stage son of senegal
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
tripping ladyboy
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
citrine fiercely-loyal pocket flask station
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
hissy fit
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
tripping ladyboy
  10/11/14
...
Sepia Codepig Knife
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
electric useless brakes field
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
hissy fit
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...
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...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
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...
Sepia Codepig Knife
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
Idiotic boiling water
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Claret
  11/21/15
...
pea-brained plum selfie
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...
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gtfo
Mind-boggling office wagecucks
  10/12/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
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To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
maroon
  10/11/14
Holy shit
navy locus
  10/11/14
?
excitant beta address
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...
mahogany queen of the night
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
black ape
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Bateful saffron fanboi deer antler
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
black ape
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Low-t masturbator stock car
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...
mahogany queen of the night
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Azure sound barrier organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
lol
Sepia Codepig Knife
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
rose infuriating death wish
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180
Jet slippery travel guidebook
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Insane indian lodge
  10/11/14
120
Duck-like chrome circlehead
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
arousing sandwich plaza
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
rose infuriating death wish
  10/11/14
...
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  10/11/14
what song is playing?
rose infuriating death wish
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Very tactful medicated nursing home
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
cordovan double fault
  10/12/14
...
Soul-stirring Metal Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
ocher business firm sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Concupiscible menage
  10/12/14
...
honey-headed theater coldplay fan
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...
Soul-stirring Metal Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
party of the first part
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
poppy prole
  10/12/14
...
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  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Insane indian lodge
  10/12/14
Well!?
french nibblets trust fund
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...
Soul-stirring Metal Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
plz respond
Concupiscible menage
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Spruce Trailer Park
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Obsidian deep skinny woman space
  10/12/14
Well?
Violent base degenerate
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
buff background story
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
excitant beta address
  10/12/14
180000000
razzle-dazzle thirsty genital piercing point
  10/12/14
??
Fragrant heaven
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
rebellious dead forum
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
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  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Confused boistinker
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
wild resort quadroon
  10/12/14
...
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  10/12/14
K, ty.
wild resort quadroon
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
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  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
wild resort quadroon
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Insane indian lodge
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...
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...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Mind-boggling office wagecucks
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
excitant beta address
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/12/14
...
arousing sandwich plaza
  10/12/14
...
Milky
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
pea-brained plum selfie
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Irate White Step-uncle's House Shitlib
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
ocher business firm sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Dashing becky dingle berry
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Bateful saffron fanboi deer antler
  10/12/14
please continue
Set Personal Credit Line
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Concupiscible menage
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
pea-brained plum selfie
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Bipolar Ceo
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/12/14
...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza
  10/12/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Gay newt
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Insane indian lodge
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Gay newt
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Insane indian lodge
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Glassy bawdyhouse french chef
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Bipolar Ceo
  10/12/14
ty
Magical garnet blood rage
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Bipolar Ceo
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Gay newt
  10/12/14
And scene.
rose infuriating death wish
  10/12/14
nigger
Magical garnet blood rage
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
rose infuriating death wish
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
rose infuriating death wish
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Gay newt
  10/12/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/12/14
...
Purple international law enforcement agency jap
  10/12/14
...
rose infuriating death wish
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/12/14
...
citrine fiercely-loyal pocket flask station
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Dashing becky dingle berry
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
sticky alpha
  10/12/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
narrow-minded pistol
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
lilac half-breed main people
  10/12/14
You don't?
brilliant really tough guy
  10/12/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Insane indian lodge
  10/12/14
...
pea-brained plum selfie
  10/12/14
wtf
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Haunting church building
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Haunting church building
  10/12/14
...
cordovan double fault
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Multi-colored impressive macaca principal's office
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Haunting church building
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
hissy fit
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Haunting church building
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Multi-colored impressive macaca principal's office
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
appetizing zippy stage dopamine
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Cracking Sapphire Factory Reset Button Goal In Life
  10/12/14
...
marvelous angry dilemma
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
swashbuckling parlour weed whacker
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Magical garnet blood rage
  10/12/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/12/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
Idiotic boiling water
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Filthy athletic conference
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Bipolar Ceo
  10/12/14
...
Claret
  11/21/15
...
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
rose infuriating death wish
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Chestnut hell clown
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
rebellious dead forum
  10/13/14
180, ty.
wild resort quadroon
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Free-loading Mustard Coffee Pot
  10/12/14
180
domesticated gold
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Pearly potus
  10/31/16
...
Claret
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Disrespectful orange windowlicker
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Bat Shit Crazy Federal Halford
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Primrose
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
hissy fit
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Cracking Sapphire Factory Reset Button Goal In Life
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Khaki Ratface
  10/18/14
...
Claret
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Violent base degenerate
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Mind-boggling office wagecucks
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Cream stead
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
  10/13/14
?
Cream stead
  10/13/14
...
Exhilarant chartreuse community account
  10/27/14
...
Bipolar Ceo
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Very tactful medicated nursing home
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
well-lubricated goyim foreskin
  12/06/14
...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  04/07/15
...
Primrose
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Dark friendly grandma
  04/22/15
...
Fragrant heaven
  05/17/15
...
Hilarious wine hunting ground
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Very tactful medicated nursing home
  08/18/15
update?
  10/06/15
...
carmine private investor sex offender
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Bipolar Ceo
  10/11/15
...
Low-t masturbator stock car
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
hyperactive tank dog poop
  10/12/15
bump
excitant beta address
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Patrolman
  11/25/15
...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  12/27/15
...
Hilarious wine hunting ground
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
fishy gaming laptop
  03/10/16
...
aromatic idea he suggested gas station
  03/28/16
...
Frisky yarmulke persian
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
maniacal onyx marketing idea
  06/27/16
...
Cream stead
  08/21/16
...
sooty cuck filthpig
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  08/22/16
...
Umber Associate People Who Are Hurt
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
roast beef
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
roast beef
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
Umber Associate People Who Are Hurt
  09/13/16
...
glittery home
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
Umber Associate People Who Are Hurt
  09/13/16
Game of ""
multi-billionaire voyeur
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
Umber Associate People Who Are Hurt
  09/13/16
...
Bearded puppy
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
sooty cuck filthpig
  09/13/16
...
carmine private investor sex offender
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Vigorous area hominid
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Cracking Sapphire Factory Reset Button Goal In Life
  10/31/16
:-)
Turquoise
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Turquoise
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
awkward love of her life
  10/31/16
...
Claret
  10/09/18
...
marvelous angry dilemma
  11/21/16
...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  01/10/17
...
  02/04/17
...
marvelous angry dilemma
  02/04/17
...
Turquoise
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
cyan gunner
  02/04/17
...
Turquoise
  02/04/17
...
Turquoise
  02/04/17
...
awkward love of her life
  02/05/17
...
Turquoise
  02/08/17
...
Pearl Mental Disorder
  06/28/17
...
hot misunderstood
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
disgusting
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Learning Disabled Old Irish Cottage
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
cyan gunner
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
zombie-like public bath
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
brethren
  12/18/17
...
Aqua
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
orchid mediation philosopher-king
  01/06/18
...
Bearded puppy
  02/06/18
...
stirring lake church
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
awkward love of her life
  10/06/18
4 year bump
disgusting
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
lemon police squad
  10/09/18
...
aphrodisiac outnumbered national
  10/17/18
...
psychic
  05/19/19
...
Impertinent Temple Kitty
  05/19/19
...
hissy fit
  10/14/19
...
Chocolate spectacular parlor
  05/05/20
...
liquid oxygen
  06/28/20
...
  06/29/20
...
hissy fit
  07/10/20
...
Startling theatre
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Elite national security agency
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
crimson reading party
  10/10/20
TITCR
Ebony flirting therapy
  02/17/21
...
lemon police squad
  10/08/21
...
effete opaque toilet seat
  02/17/21
...
hissy fit
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
olive gaping
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
dull nowag dysfunction
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
dull nowag dysfunction
  10/11/21
...
lemon police squad
  10/07/22
...
Insecure Carnelian
  12/02/21
...
boltzmann
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
hateful vengeful
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
roast beef
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Maize roommate
  10/10/22
...
Insecure Carnelian
  10/10/22
...
Trust If Aryan
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Insecure Carnelian
  11/23/22
...
comical flushed stage
  05/06/23
...
mischievous electric furnace
  05/06/23
Time flies
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
hyperactive tank dog poop
  05/06/23
...
boltzmann
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
hateful vengeful
  10/09/23
...
Frisky yarmulke persian
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Clear candlestick maker faggot firefighter
  10/09/23
...
awkward love of her life
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
greedy
  10/20/23
...
awkward love of her life
  10/20/23
...
Turquoise
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
underhanded internet-worthy
  10/20/23
...
Insecure Carnelian
  10/20/23
...
lemon police squad
  10/20/23
...
crystalline
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Snowy pervert
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Insane indian lodge
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
comical flushed stage
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: wild resort quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Emerald talented new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Galvanic kitchen twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Curious cruise ship karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: histrionic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Emerald talented new version

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: heady lay

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: autistic jet-lagged mad-dog skullcap wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Curious cruise ship karate

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: autistic jet-lagged mad-dog skullcap wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Vigorous area hominid

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: heady lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: provocative digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Fragrant heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Very tactful medicated nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Flatulent violet rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: rose infuriating death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: laughsome library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Khaki Ratface

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Magical garnet blood rage

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Frisky yarmulke persian

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Big Tanning Salon Black Woman

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Big Tanning Salon Black Woman

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: smoky insanely creepy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Odious Pit Chad

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: marvelous angry dilemma

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: charismatic laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Alcoholic erotic locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Duck-like chrome circlehead

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Emerald talented new version

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: rebellious dead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: arousing sandwich plaza

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Buck-toothed incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: heady lay

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: pale depressive spot

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Filthy athletic conference

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Deranged Apoplectic Den

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: cheese-eating shrine kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: red fluffy water buffalo abode

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: brilliant really tough guy

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Deranged Apoplectic Den

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: exciting chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac outnumbered national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: provocative digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Emerald talented new version

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: red fluffy water buffalo abode

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: wild resort quadroon

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Rough-skinned up-to-no-good juggernaut

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: racy internal respiration

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: hairraiser state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Startling theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: well-lubricated goyim foreskin

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Magical garnet blood rage

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Magical garnet blood rage

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Useless stimulating mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Spruce Trailer Park

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Overrated Motley Pozpig House

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Cracking Sapphire Factory Reset Button Goal In Life

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: blue lascivious orchestra pit

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: irradiated azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Bonkers generalized bond school cafeteria

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: rebellious dead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Buck-toothed incel

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Buck-toothed incel

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Bonkers generalized bond school cafeteria

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: red fluffy water buffalo abode

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Very tactful medicated nursing home

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Very tactful medicated nursing home

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling office wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Aquamarine Fear-inspiring Center

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: wild resort quadroon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Fragrant heaven

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: french nibblets trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Frum adventurous regret

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Bonkers generalized bond school cafeteria

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: ocher business firm sweet tailpipe

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: rebellious dead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Tantric Whorehouse Mood

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: provocative digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Nofapping mad cow disease hairy legs

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Yapping Corner Fat Ankles

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Very tactful medicated nursing home

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: yellow sickened property tattoo

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: aromatic idea he suggested gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Peach range antidepressant drug

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: excitant beta address

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Peach range antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Razzle sanctuary

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: comical flushed stage

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Magical garnet blood rage

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Frum adventurous regret

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Peach range antidepressant drug

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Frum adventurous regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: wild resort quadroon

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: provocative digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Haunting church building

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Cracking Sapphire Factory Reset Button Goal In Life

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: olive gaping

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: wild resort quadroon

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: arousing sandwich plaza

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Razzle sanctuary

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Frum adventurous regret

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: rose infuriating death wish

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Razzle sanctuary

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: rose infuriating death wish

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: electric useless brakes field

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Dashing becky dingle berry

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlour weed whacker

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Copper jew

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: excitant beta address

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: red fluffy water buffalo abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Peach range antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Very tactful medicated nursing home

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Cream stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Bateful saffron fanboi deer antler

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: wild resort quadroon

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: rebellious dead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Frum adventurous regret

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Mind-boggling office wagecucks

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: 180 Affirmative Action School

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlour weed whacker

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Magical garnet blood rage

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Peach range antidepressant drug

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: talking ticket booth

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Overrated Motley Pozpig House

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling office wagecucks

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: wild resort quadroon

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: ocher business firm sweet tailpipe

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Magical garnet blood rage

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Magical garnet blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Bonkers generalized bond school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: contagious round eye

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: rebellious dead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: thriller crotch faggotry

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Chestnut hell clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: trip drab lodge

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Soggy Box Office Scourge Upon The Earth

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Fragrant heaven

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Insane indian lodge

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Fragrant heaven

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Bateful saffron fanboi deer antler

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Overrated Motley Pozpig House

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Frum adventurous regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Titillating Rambunctious Legend Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Very tactful medicated nursing home

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: arousing sandwich plaza

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: arousing sandwich plaza

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: submissive diverse market turdskin

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Cracking Sapphire Factory Reset Button Goal In Life

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Deranged Apoplectic Den

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: shimmering bat-shit-crazy rehab messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: magenta vibrant cumskin place of business

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Frum adventurous regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: unholy floppy mother cuckoldry

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Frum adventurous regret

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Boyish godawful bbw

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: arousing sandwich plaza

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: well-lubricated goyim foreskin

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: coral theater stage son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Violent base degenerate

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: rebellious dead forum

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: well-lubricated goyim foreskin

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: rebellious dead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Crusty Henna Doctorate

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: wild resort quadroon

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: rebellious dead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: magenta vibrant cumskin place of business

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Insane indian lodge

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: citrine fiercely-loyal pocket flask station

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: passionate bearded garrison

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Insane indian lodge

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: zombie-like public bath

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Metal Pisswyrm

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Chestnut hell clown

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Metal Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Obsidian deep skinny woman space

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: rebellious dead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Khaki Ratface

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Impertinent Temple Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: navy locus

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Wonderful Elastic Band Volcanic Crater

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Glassy bawdyhouse french chef

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Metal Pisswyrm

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Glassy bawdyhouse french chef

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Magical garnet blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: arousing sandwich plaza

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Rough-skinned up-to-no-good juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: shimmering bat-shit-crazy rehab messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: rebellious dead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: glittery home

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: pale depressive spot

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: stirring lake church

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Frum adventurous regret

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: wild resort quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: red fluffy water buffalo abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: rebellious dead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: glittery home

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Multi-colored impressive macaca principal's office

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: navy locus

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Metal Pisswyrm

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Wonderful Elastic Band Volcanic Crater

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Obsidian deep skinny woman space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Cerebral indirect expression preventive strike

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: exciting chapel

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: honey-headed theater coldplay fan

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: scarlet giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: ivory institution gay wizard

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: scarlet giraffe

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Mind-boggling office wagecucks

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Filthy athletic conference

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Dashing becky dingle berry

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Frum adventurous regret

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Dashing becky dingle berry

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Insane indian lodge

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: arousing sandwich plaza

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle thirsty genital piercing point

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: vivacious green legal warrant

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Magical garnet blood rage

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling office wagecucks

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Very tactful medicated nursing home

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Frum adventurous regret

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: shimmering bat-shit-crazy rehab messiness

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Filthy athletic conference

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: demanding supple senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Very tactful medicated nursing home

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Irate White Step-uncle's House Shitlib

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Purple international law enforcement agency jap

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Purple international law enforcement agency jap

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Emerald talented new version

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author:  stag film

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Very tactful medicated nursing home

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Bateful saffron fanboi deer antler

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author:  stag film

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author:  embarrassed to the bone striped hyena university

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Irate White Step-uncle's House Shitlib

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Mind-boggling office wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: cobalt meetinghouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Flickering native fortuitous meteor

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: hairraiser state

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: rose infuriating death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: rebellious dead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Dashing becky dingle berry

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Concupiscible menage

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Dashing becky dingle berry

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Dashing becky dingle berry

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Dashing becky dingle berry

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: mauve brunch rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Dashing becky dingle berry

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author:  adulterous crackhouse

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Filthy athletic conference

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Dashing becky dingle berry

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Frum adventurous regret

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Very tactful medicated nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Bateful saffron fanboi deer antler

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Magical garnet blood rage

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: bronze hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Razzle sanctuary

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  Set Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Haunting church building

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Frum adventurous regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Haunting church building

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Haunting church building

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Puce disturbing site idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Chestnut hell clown

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: 

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Slimy kink-friendly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle thirsty genital piercing point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Emerald talented new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: rose infuriating death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Nighttime drunken lettuce

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Primrose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: marvelous angry dilemma

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Filthy athletic conference

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle thirsty genital piercing point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Filthy athletic conference

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Filthy athletic conference

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: electric useless brakes field

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  tripping ladyboy

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Very tactful medicated nursing home

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: arousing sandwich plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: glittery home

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: electric useless brakes field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: arousing sandwich plaza

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: pea-brained plum selfie

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: arousing sandwich plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  tripping ladyboy

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: pea-brained plum selfie

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Magical garnet blood rage

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Obsidian deep skinny woman space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: rebellious dead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author:  famous landscape painting

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  Set Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: zombie-like public bath

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: rose infuriating death wish

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  tripping ladyboy

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: glittery home

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Emerald talented new version

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Sienna milk headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  Haunted Graveyard Trump Supporter

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Sienna milk headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: french nibblets trust fund

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: navy locus

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: zombie-like public bath

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: electric useless brakes field

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Very tactful medicated nursing home

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: comical flushed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: twinkling house-broken telephone

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: honey-headed theater coldplay fan

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: honey-headed theater coldplay fan

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: abnormal

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Overrated Motley Pozpig House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: rebellious dead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: arousing sandwich plaza

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Low-t masturbator stock car

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: light keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Filthy athletic conference

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: arousing sandwich plaza

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: rebellious dead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: wild resort quadroon

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Low-t masturbator stock car

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  hissy fit

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author:  Amber Stain

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated goyim foreskin

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: abnormal

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  Milky

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: citrine fiercely-loyal pocket flask station

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Haunting church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Cream stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Violent base degenerate

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: 

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: rose infuriating death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: blue lascivious orchestra pit

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: lilac half-breed main people

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: anal cowardly dragon

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: citrine fiercely-loyal pocket flask station

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: anal cowardly dragon

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: 

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: well-lubricated goyim foreskin

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  tripping ladyboy

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: coral theater stage son of senegal

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  tripping ladyboy

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: citrine fiercely-loyal pocket flask station

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  hissy fit

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  tripping ladyboy

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: electric useless brakes field

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  hissy fit

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: 

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Idiotic boiling water

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Claret

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: pea-brained plum selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling office wagecucks

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: maroon

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: navy locus

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: excitant beta address

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  mahogany queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: black ape

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Bateful saffron fanboi deer antler

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: black ape

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Low-t masturbator stock car

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  mahogany queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier organic girlfriend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Sepia Codepig Knife

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: rose infuriating death wish

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Jet slippery travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Duck-like chrome circlehead

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: arousing sandwich plaza

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: rose infuriating death wish

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: rose infuriating death wish

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Very tactful medicated nursing home

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  cordovan double fault

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Metal Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: ocher business firm sweet tailpipe

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Concupiscible menage

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: honey-headed theater coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Metal Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  party of the first part

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  poppy prole

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Insane indian lodge

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: french nibblets trust fund

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Metal Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Concupiscible menage

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Spruce Trailer Park

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Obsidian deep skinny woman space

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Violent base degenerate

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  buff background story

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: excitant beta address

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle thirsty genital piercing point

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Fragrant heaven

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: rebellious dead forum

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Confused boistinker

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: wild resort quadroon

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: wild resort quadroon

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: wild resort quadroon

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Insane indian lodge

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling office wagecucks

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: excitant beta address

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: arousing sandwich plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  Milky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: pea-brained plum selfie

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Irate White Step-uncle's House Shitlib

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: ocher business firm sweet tailpipe

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Dashing becky dingle berry

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Bateful saffron fanboi deer antler

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  Set Personal Credit Line

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: pea-brained plum selfie

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Bipolar Ceo

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Gay newt

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Gay newt

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Glassy bawdyhouse french chef

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Bipolar Ceo

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Magical garnet blood rage

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Bipolar Ceo

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Gay newt

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: rose infuriating death wish

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Magical garnet blood rage

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: rose infuriating death wish

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: rose infuriating death wish

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Gay newt

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Purple international law enforcement agency jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: rose infuriating death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: citrine fiercely-loyal pocket flask station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Dashing becky dingle berry

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: sticky alpha

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  narrow-minded pistol

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: lilac half-breed main people

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: brilliant really tough guy

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: pea-brained plum selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Haunting church building

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Haunting church building

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  cordovan double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored impressive macaca principal's office

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Haunting church building

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  hissy fit

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Haunting church building

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored impressive macaca principal's office

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: stubborn silver sneaky criminal piazza

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: appetizing zippy stage dopamine

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Cracking Sapphire Factory Reset Button Goal In Life

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: marvelous angry dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlour weed whacker

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Magical garnet blood rage

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Idiotic boiling water

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: 

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Filthy athletic conference

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Bipolar Ceo

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Claret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: rose infuriating death wish

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Chestnut hell clown

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: rebellious dead forum

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: wild resort quadroon

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Free-loading Mustard Coffee Pot

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: domesticated gold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Pearly potus

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Claret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Disrespectful orange windowlicker

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Federal Halford

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Primrose

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  hissy fit

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Cracking Sapphire Factory Reset Button Goal In Life

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Khaki Ratface

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Claret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Violent base degenerate

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Mind-boggling office wagecucks

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Cream stead

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: 

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Cream stead

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant chartreuse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Bipolar Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Very tactful medicated nursing home

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: well-lubricated goyim foreskin

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Primrose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Dark friendly grandma

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Fragrant heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Hilarious wine hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Very tactful medicated nursing home

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: 

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: carmine private investor sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Bipolar Ceo

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Low-t masturbator stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: hyperactive tank dog poop

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: excitant beta address

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  Patrolman

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Hilarious wine hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: fishy gaming laptop

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: aromatic idea he suggested gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Frisky yarmulke persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: maniacal onyx marketing idea

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Cream stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  sooty cuck filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Umber Associate People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  roast beef

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: 

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  roast beef

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Umber Associate People Who Are Hurt

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Umber Associate People Who Are Hurt

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author:  multi-billionaire voyeur

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Umber Associate People Who Are Hurt

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Bearded puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  sooty cuck filthpig

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: carmine private investor sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Vigorous area hominid

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Cracking Sapphire Factory Reset Button Goal In Life

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Turquoise

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Turquoise

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: awkward love of her life

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Claret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: marvelous angry dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: marvelous angry dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Turquoise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author:  cyan gunner

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Turquoise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Turquoise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: awkward love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Turquoise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  Pearl Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: hot misunderstood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: disgusting

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Old Irish Cottage

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author:  cyan gunner

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: zombie-like public bath

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author:  brethren

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Aqua



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author:  orchid mediation philosopher-king

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Bearded puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: stirring lake church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: awkward love of her life

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: disgusting

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: lemon police squad

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac outnumbered national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Impertinent Temple Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author:  liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Startling theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Elite national security agency

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  crimson reading party

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Ebony flirting therapy

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: lemon police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: effete opaque toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: olive gaping

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: dull nowag dysfunction

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: dull nowag dysfunction

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: lemon police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Insecure Carnelian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: hateful vengeful

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  roast beef

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Maize roommate

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Insecure Carnelian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Insecure Carnelian

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: comical flushed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: mischievous electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: 

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: hyperactive tank dog poop

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: hateful vengeful

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Frisky yarmulke persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Clear candlestick maker faggot firefighter

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: awkward love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author:  greedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: awkward love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Turquoise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: underhanded internet-worthy

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Insecure Carnelian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: lemon police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: crystalline



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Snowy pervert

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Insane indian lodge

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: comical flushed stage

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: 

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346566)