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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

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Swollen house
  10/09/14
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
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Dashing Tripping Main People
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Soul-stirring umber resort
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At-the-ready razzle nursing home
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glittery blathering native
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Motley twinkling uncleanness trust fund
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cerebral ape legend
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Swollen house
  10/09/14
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Soul-stirring umber resort
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Swollen house
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Swollen house
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Lascivious opaque becky corn cake
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Razzle-dazzle alpha
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Motley twinkling uncleanness trust fund
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Razzle-dazzle alpha
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/09/14
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
aqua indian lodge mad-dog skullcap
  10/08/16
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Lascivious opaque becky corn cake
  10/09/14
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cracking dun faggotry senate
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laughsome gunner orchestra pit
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Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
  10/09/14
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bateful light business firm
  10/09/14
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brass flatulent stage
  10/09/14
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flickering contagious antidepressant drug dilemma
  10/09/14
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Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard
  10/10/14
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haunting immigrant point
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
yellow nubile multi-billionaire blood rage
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
bisexual stain
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Ruby Heady Meetinghouse Jap
  10/06/25
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sepia spot
  05/15/22
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Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
amber confused institution
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Apoplectic Low-t National Security Agency
  10/11/14
?
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Apoplectic Low-t National Security Agency
  10/11/14
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sienna location
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Hairraiser Parlour
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
translucent double fault
  12/25/15
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doobsian talented university
  02/05/17
lol
demanding fishy indirect expression station
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
razzmatazz honey-headed market
  10/09/14
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Soul-stirring umber resort
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Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
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Disrespectful Chad
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
idiotic menage
  10/09/14
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Beta mauve state
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Lascivious opaque becky corn cake
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Clear famous landscape painting casino
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
provocative scourge upon the earth private investor
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Swollen house
  10/09/14
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
geriatric goyim
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/09/14
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Bipolar cumskin
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
orange tanning salon
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Exhilarant disgusting national
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
geriatric goyim
  10/09/14
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jet pontificating pit jew
  10/09/14
180
lilac lettuce hell
  10/09/14
180
costumed office giraffe
  10/09/14
180^180
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/09/14
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laughsome gunner orchestra pit
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
cracking dun faggotry senate
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/09/14
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Soul-stirring umber resort
  10/09/14
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
orange tanning salon
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cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Dashing Tripping Main People
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/09/14
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fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Wild marketing idea
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Mischievous lodge
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Diverse parlor milk
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galvanic mad cow disease
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Medicated hairless sneaky criminal shrine
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
bisexual stain
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
bisexual stain
  10/08/16
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fragrant brindle area
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/09/14
?
poppy well-lubricated whorehouse half-breed
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
charismatic base death wish
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Anal keepsake machete
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
odious trailer park
  10/11/14
180
sapphire twisted set
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Cocky fantasy-prone crackhouse boltzmann
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/09/14
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cracking dun faggotry senate
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Disrespectful Chad
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Beta mauve state
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Beta mauve state
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Cocky fantasy-prone crackhouse boltzmann
  10/09/14
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
orange tanning salon
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
brass flatulent stage
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
brass flatulent stage
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
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Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
At-the-ready razzle nursing home
  10/09/14
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
At-the-ready razzle nursing home
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
...
Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
  10/09/14
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At-the-ready razzle nursing home
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Red self-absorbed public bath athletic conference
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Swollen house
  10/09/14
lol
Dashing Tripping Main People
  10/09/14
180
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/09/14
lmao
bateful light business firm
  10/09/14
tyft
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/09/14
Lol
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
...
Drunken dingle berry plaza
  10/09/14
This is good.
aromatic ruddy laser beams
  10/09/14
180 billion
Cocky fantasy-prone crackhouse boltzmann
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
bistre excitant forum kitty cat
  10/09/14
...
Disrespectful Chad
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Stimulating Thirsty Rehab Rigor
  10/10/14
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laughsome gunner orchestra pit
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
aphrodisiac dead reading party
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
curious goal in life
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
brass flatulent stage
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
180 Sooty Locus
  10/09/14
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beady-eyed awkward gas station
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Passionate Aquamarine Filthpig Abode
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Swollen house
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
vermilion home
  10/09/14
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spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
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Passionate Aquamarine Filthpig Abode
  10/09/14
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Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
  10/27/14
...
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Mint jet-lagged pistol tank
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
godawful brunch
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
bisexual stain
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
aromatic ruddy laser beams
  10/09/14
titcr
Passionate Aquamarine Filthpig Abode
  10/09/14
...
aromatic ruddy laser beams
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Dashing Tripping Main People
  10/09/14
...
laughsome gunner orchestra pit
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
At-the-ready razzle nursing home
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
pale preventive strike
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Anal keepsake machete
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
magenta old irish cottage
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Swollen house
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Dashing Tripping Main People
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
idiotic menage
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Mint jet-lagged pistol tank
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
aromatic ruddy laser beams
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Mint jet-lagged pistol tank
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
supple idea he suggested
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
bull headed onyx wagecucks
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Vivacious sanctuary associate
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Arousing organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
At-the-ready razzle nursing home
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
vermilion home
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
At-the-ready razzle nursing home
  10/09/14
...
orange tanning salon
  10/10/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
...
Passionate Aquamarine Filthpig Abode
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
brass flatulent stage
  10/09/14
...
Irate Center Azn
  10/09/14
...
Concupiscible range sex offender
  10/12/14
1800000000
Big Hissy Fit Stage
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Irate Center Azn
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Dashing Tripping Main People
  10/09/14
...
Disrespectful Chad
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/09/14
Loling hard
aromatic ruddy laser beams
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
bearded roommate liquid oxygen
  10/09/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Vivacious sanctuary associate
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Swollen house
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Swollen house
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
bisexual stain
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
At-the-ready razzle nursing home
  10/09/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
amber confused institution
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Passionate Aquamarine Filthpig Abode
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
vibrant judgmental corner pisswyrm
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
charismatic base death wish
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Dashing Tripping Main People
  10/09/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
bistre excitant forum kitty cat
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
bisexual stain
  10/09/14
...
bisexual stain
  10/10/14
...
Cocky fantasy-prone crackhouse boltzmann
  10/09/14
i could see it
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
stirring library
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/09/14
...
Disrespectful Chad
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
avocado love of her life
  06/27/16
...
Cerise soggy heaven round eye
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
At-the-ready razzle nursing home
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
primrose church
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Stubborn space travel guidebook
  10/10/14
WTF?
bateful light business firm
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Swollen house
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
bateful light business firm
  10/10/14
...
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/10/14
120
Big Hissy Fit Stage
  10/10/14
post the pic again
charismatic base death wish
  10/10/14
...
aromatic ruddy laser beams
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/10/14
...
At-the-ready razzle nursing home
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
brass flatulent stage
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
idiotic menage
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
idiotic menage
  10/10/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
iridescent boyish school patrolman
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Swollen house
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Anal keepsake machete
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
geriatric goyim
  10/10/14
...
marvelous nibblets voyeur
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
henna domesticated electric furnace
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/10/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/10/14
...
aromatic ruddy laser beams
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
bright wonderful stag film
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/10/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
aromatic ruddy laser beams
  10/10/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
electric lavender cuckoldry principal's office
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
idiotic menage
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Medicated hairless sneaky criminal shrine
  10/10/14
180
Bronze stead coffee pot
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Garnet Property Fanboi
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Disrespectful Chad
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
amber confused institution
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Medicated hairless sneaky criminal shrine
  10/10/14
...
Disrespectful Chad
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Vigorous cyan regret
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Dashing Tripping Main People
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/10/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/10/14
...
Disrespectful Chad
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
henna domesticated electric furnace
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Swollen house
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
exciting theatre
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
massive site pocket flask
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Swollen house
  10/11/14
omg
amber confused institution
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
thriller son of senegal
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Crusty swashbuckling cuckold therapy
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Cerise soggy heaven round eye
  10/11/14
...
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
Crusty swashbuckling cuckold therapy
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
orchid locale
  10/11/14
...
Disrespectful Chad
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
yellow nubile multi-billionaire blood rage
  10/18/14
...
Hot fat ankles
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
trip fiercely-loyal piazza
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Chrome idiot
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Titillating lemon juggernaut
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Crusty swashbuckling cuckold therapy
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
amber confused institution
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Titillating lemon juggernaut
  10/11/14
...
bisexual stain
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
idiotic menage
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
Wild marketing idea
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
marvelous nibblets voyeur
  10/11/14
...
Disrespectful Chad
  10/11/14
...
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
  10/27/14
lmfao
Clear famous landscape painting casino
  10/11/14
amazing
Appetizing pearl theater stage messiness
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
aromatic ruddy laser beams
  10/11/14
180
Dashing Tripping Main People
  10/11/14
...
orange tanning salon
  10/11/14
...
Disrespectful Chad
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Floppy mediation
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
trip fiercely-loyal piazza
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Crusty swashbuckling cuckold therapy
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/11/14
Seriously.
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Chrome idiot
  10/11/14
...
orchid locale
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Insecure green school cafeteria haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
lilac lettuce hell
  03/28/16
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
lime mexican
  10/11/14
...
Racy violet address dog poop
  10/11/14
...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/11/14
plz poast
Mustard coiffed cruise ship
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Racy violet address dog poop
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
provocative scourge upon the earth private investor
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
bull headed onyx wagecucks
  10/11/14
For the love of god
aromatic ruddy laser beams
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
bull headed onyx wagecucks
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Swollen house
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
idiotic menage
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Frozen carnelian hospital factory reset button
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
histrionic box office dysfunction
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
bisexual stain
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
brass flatulent stage
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
aromatic ruddy laser beams
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
marvelous nibblets voyeur
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
lol 180
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
provocative scourge upon the earth private investor
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
bossy comical garrison toaster
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
brass flatulent stage
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Filthy Adventurous Lay
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Irradiated hairy legs
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Irradiated hairy legs
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Soul-stirring umber resort
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
startling mind-boggling ticket booth boiling water
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
brass flatulent stage
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Big Hissy Fit Stage
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
amber confused institution
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
startling mind-boggling ticket booth boiling water
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Bearded Chapel
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Filthy Adventurous Lay
  10/11/14
...
Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater
  10/11/14
cr
tattoo selfie
  10/11/14
Amen.
frum new version bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
lol cr
Diverse parlor milk
  10/11/14
...
Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard
  10/11/14
...
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/11/14
...
Disrespectful Chad
  10/11/14
...
Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
bull headed onyx wagecucks
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Irate Center Azn
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
bull headed onyx wagecucks
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
amber confused institution
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
bull headed onyx wagecucks
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
amber confused institution
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
bull headed onyx wagecucks
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Irate Center Azn
  10/11/14
180
effete step-uncle's house party of the first part
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
bull headed onyx wagecucks
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
puce ceo
  10/11/14
...
Irate Center Azn
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
provocative scourge upon the earth private investor
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Irate Center Azn
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
bull headed onyx wagecucks
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
aromatic ruddy laser beams
  10/11/14
...
brass flatulent stage
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Big Hissy Fit Stage
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
bisexual stain
  10/11/14
lol
elite field
  10/11/14
underrated
Mint jet-lagged pistol tank
  10/11/14
...
coral gaming laptop kitchen
  10/12/14
...
Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
pale preventive strike
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
aromatic ruddy laser beams
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
pale preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
pale preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
  10/27/14
lol
Mewling Peach Crotch
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Cerise soggy heaven round eye
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
canary shitlib
  10/11/14
...
Territorial temple masturbator
  10/11/14
180
Frozen carnelian hospital factory reset button
  10/11/14
180
Soul-stirring umber resort
  10/11/14
180
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/11/14
...
Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
unholy church building
  10/11/14
...
painfully honest cobalt den
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
translucent double fault
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Swollen house
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
provocative scourge upon the earth private investor
  10/11/14
...
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
180
Frozen carnelian hospital factory reset button
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
provocative scourge upon the earth private investor
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
provocative scourge upon the earth private investor
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
supple idea he suggested
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Jade Dopamine Boistinker
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
brass flatulent stage
  10/11/14
...
idiotic menage
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/11/14
...
Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
Go on...
Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
  10/27/14
...
supple idea he suggested
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
idiotic menage
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
elastic band
  10/11/14
...
idiotic menage
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Jade Dopamine Boistinker
  10/11/14
Yessir.
elastic band
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
bisexual stain
  10/11/14
...
orchid locale
  10/11/14
...
Disrespectful Chad
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Buff Circlehead Pervert
  10/12/14
...
Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
  10/27/14
...
coral gaming laptop kitchen
  10/12/14
...
Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
thriller son of senegal
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Jade Dopamine Boistinker
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Soul-stirring umber resort
  10/11/14
...
police squad pozpig
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
harsh
  10/11/14
...
police squad pozpig
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/11/14
...
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Drunken dingle berry plaza
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
trip fiercely-loyal piazza
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
thriller son of senegal
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Swollen house
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
supple idea he suggested
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
brass flatulent stage
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
godawful brunch
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Hominid
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
lime mexican
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
lime mexican
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Swollen house
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Greedy potus
  10/11/14
...
charismatic base death wish
  10/11/14
...
Disrespectful Chad
  10/11/14
Oh my
idiotic menage
  10/11/14
omg
very tactful generalized bond
  10/11/14
...
Emerald
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
provocative scourge upon the earth private investor
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
idiotic menage
  10/11/14
...
Disrespectful Chad
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Dashing Tripping Main People
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
very tactful generalized bond
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
up-to-no-good
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
brethren bbw
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Medicated hairless sneaky criminal shrine
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Greedy potus
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Zippy erotic karate
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
exciting theatre
  10/11/14
...
pale preventive strike
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
Concupiscible range sex offender
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Garnet Property Fanboi
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
odious trailer park
  10/11/14
wtf
out-of-control water buffalo
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Arrogant abnormal
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
exciting theatre
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Arrogant abnormal
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
canary shitlib
  10/11/14
...
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Medicated hairless sneaky criminal shrine
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Jade Dopamine Boistinker
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Bronze stead coffee pot
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Jade Dopamine Boistinker
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
exciting theatre
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
up-to-no-good
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Jade Dopamine Boistinker
  10/11/14
...
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
supple idea he suggested
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
up-to-no-good
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
canary shitlib
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
Mentally Impaired Internal Respiration Legal Warrant
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
copper narrow-minded sound barrier
  11/21/15
...
elastic band
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
gtfo
Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater
  10/12/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
grizzly
  10/11/14
Holy shit
trip fiercely-loyal piazza
  10/11/14
?
vermilion home
  10/11/14
...
carmine candlestick maker
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
ultramarine stock car clown
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Big Hissy Fit Stage
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
ultramarine stock car clown
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
very tactful generalized bond
  10/11/14
...
carmine candlestick maker
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
gaping
  10/11/14
lol
jet pontificating pit jew
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard
  10/12/14
180
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Swollen house
  10/11/14
120
razzmatazz honey-headed market
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
idiotic menage
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
brass flatulent stage
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
bat shit crazy volcanic crater
  10/12/14
...
Crusty swashbuckling cuckold therapy
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
bistre excitant forum kitty cat
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Irate Center Azn
  10/12/14
...
lime mexican
  12/06/14
...
Crusty swashbuckling cuckold therapy
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
transparent
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
crystalline
  10/12/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Swollen house
  10/12/14
Well!?
Drunken dingle berry plaza
  10/12/14
...
Crusty swashbuckling cuckold therapy
  10/12/14
plz respond
Irate Center Azn
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
poppy well-lubricated whorehouse half-breed
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
orchid locale
  10/12/14
Well?
Garnet Property Fanboi
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Infuriating nowag
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
vermilion home
  10/12/14
180000000
Frozen carnelian hospital factory reset button
  10/12/14
??
bateful light business firm
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Disrespectful Chad
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
plum digit ratio
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Dashing Tripping Main People
  10/12/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Dashing Tripping Main People
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Dashing Tripping Main People
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Swollen house
  10/12/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/12/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
vermilion home
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/12/14
...
idiotic menage
  10/12/14
...
Zippy erotic karate
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
elastic band
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Filthy Adventurous Lay
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
bistre excitant forum kitty cat
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
bull headed onyx wagecucks
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Big Hissy Fit Stage
  10/12/14
please continue
coral gaming laptop kitchen
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Irate Center Azn
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
elastic band
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
naked incel
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/12/14
...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
amber confused institution
  10/12/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
rose
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Swollen house
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
rose
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Swollen house
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Titillating lemon juggernaut
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
naked incel
  10/12/14
ty
bisexual stain
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
naked incel
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
rose
  10/12/14
And scene.
Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard
  10/12/14
nigger
bisexual stain
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
rose
  10/12/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/12/14
...
Irradiated hairy legs
  10/12/14
...
Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/12/14
...
exciting theatre
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
bull headed onyx wagecucks
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Indecent Saffron
  10/12/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/12/14
Post 600!
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
turquoise mental disorder telephone
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
out-of-control water buffalo
  10/12/14
You don't?
Exhilarant disgusting national
  10/12/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Swollen house
  10/12/14
...
elastic band
  10/12/14
wtf
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
pale preventive strike
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
pale preventive strike
  10/12/14
...
bat shit crazy volcanic crater
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Floppy mediation
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
pale preventive strike
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
up-to-no-good
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
pale preventive strike
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Floppy mediation
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
amber confused institution
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
fuchsia feces philosopher-king
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Anal keepsake machete
  10/12/14
...
translucent double fault
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Vivacious sanctuary associate
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
bisexual stain
  10/12/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/12/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
Mentally Impaired Internal Respiration Legal Warrant
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
provocative scourge upon the earth private investor
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
naked incel
  10/12/14
...
copper narrow-minded sound barrier
  11/21/15
...
impressive kitty
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Cerise soggy heaven round eye
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Disrespectful Chad
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Dashing Tripping Main People
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
flesh abusive
  10/12/14
180
foreskin
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Blue
  10/31/16
...
copper narrow-minded sound barrier
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
shivering
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
painfully honest cobalt den
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
up-to-no-good
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Anal keepsake machete
  10/12/14
titc analysis
yellow nubile multi-billionaire blood rage
  10/18/14
...
copper narrow-minded sound barrier
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Garnet Property Fanboi
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Concupiscible range sex offender
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
canary shitlib
  10/13/14
?
Concupiscible range sex offender
  10/13/14
...
spectacular hateful personal credit line
  10/27/14
...
naked incel
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
brass flatulent stage
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Medicated hairless sneaky criminal shrine
  12/06/14
...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  04/07/15
...
painfully honest cobalt den
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Amethyst useless brakes
  04/22/15
...
bateful light business firm
  05/17/15
...
fluffy macaca
  06/04/15
Not flame.
brass flatulent stage
  08/18/15
update?
maniacal free-loading mother
  10/06/15
...
Crimson
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
naked incel
  10/11/15
...
very tactful generalized bond
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
pink windowlicker
  10/12/15
bump
vermilion home
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Salmon Cuck
  11/25/15
...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
cracking dun faggotry senate
  12/27/15
...
fluffy macaca
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
dull hunting ground
  03/10/16
...
beady-eyed awkward gas station
  03/28/16
...
Ruby Heady Meetinghouse Jap
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Cordovan sadistic people who are hurt
  06/27/16
...
Concupiscible range sex offender
  08/21/16
...
genital piercing
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  08/22/16
...
insane partner
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
white
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
Vengeful
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
white
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
insane partner
  09/13/16
...
Pea-brained ladyboy black woman
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
insane partner
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Seedy
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
insane partner
  09/13/16
...
Shaky Psychic Roast Beef
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
genital piercing
  09/13/16
...
Crimson
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
aqua indian lodge mad-dog skullcap
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Anal keepsake machete
  10/31/16
:-)
Charcoal coldplay fan
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
cracking dun faggotry senate
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Charcoal coldplay fan
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Hideous Headpube
  10/31/16
...
copper narrow-minded sound barrier
  10/09/18
...
translucent double fault
  11/21/16
...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  01/10/17
...
maize quadroon
  02/04/17
...
translucent double fault
  02/04/17
...
Charcoal coldplay fan
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Dark rebellious ratface
  02/04/17
...
Charcoal coldplay fan
  02/04/17
...
Charcoal coldplay fan
  02/04/17
...
Hideous Headpube
  02/05/17
...
Charcoal coldplay fan
  02/08/17
...
violent
  06/28/17
...
Aggressive
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Slippery dragon
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
cruel-hearted underhanded french chef
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Dark rebellious ratface
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
thriller son of senegal
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Ebony Startled Place Of Business
  12/18/17
...
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
chartreuse sexy friendly grandma sweet tailpipe
  01/06/18
...
Shaky Psychic Roast Beef
  02/06/18
...
Appetizing pearl theater stage messiness
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Hideous Headpube
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Slippery dragon
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
useless codepig
  10/09/18
...
costumed office giraffe
  10/17/18
...
sandwich faggot firefighter
  05/19/19
...
Hot fat ankles
  05/19/19
...
up-to-no-good
  10/14/19
...
cracking dun faggotry senate
  05/05/20
...
indigo misunderstood
  06/28/20
...
Wrinkle
  06/29/20
...
up-to-no-good
  07/10/20
...
galvanic mad cow disease
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
citrine yarmulke trump supporter
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
gold deranged skinny woman
  10/10/20
TITCR
olive
  02/17/21
...
useless codepig
  10/08/21
...
drab toilet seat
  02/17/21
...
up-to-no-good
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
magenta old irish cottage
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Weed Whacker
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Weed Whacker
  10/11/21
...
useless codepig
  10/07/22
...
Slate Mood Doctorate
  12/02/21
...
Unhinged
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
pearly
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
white
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
tantric
  10/10/22
...
Slate Mood Doctorate
  10/10/22
...
Topaz Knife
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Slate Mood Doctorate
  11/23/22
...
godawful brunch
  05/06/23
...
black
  05/06/23
Time flies
High-end depressive
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
pink windowlicker
  05/06/23
...
Unhinged
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
pearly
  10/09/23
...
Ruby Heady Meetinghouse Jap
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
ivory sick rigpig affirmative action
  10/09/23
...
Hideous Headpube
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Walnut
  10/20/23
...
Hideous Headpube
  10/20/23
...
Charcoal coldplay fan
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
rusted community account
  10/20/23
...
Slate Mood Doctorate
  10/20/23
...
useless codepig
  10/20/23
...
Metal Newt
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
obsidian
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Swollen house
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
godawful brunch
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
impressive kitty
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
Weed Whacker
  10/13/25
...
sepia spot
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Swollen house

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Dashing Tripping Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: At-the-ready razzle nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: glittery blathering native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Motley twinkling uncleanness trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: cerebral ape legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Swollen house

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber resort

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Swollen house

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Swollen house

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Lascivious opaque becky corn cake

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Motley twinkling uncleanness trust fund

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: aqua indian lodge mad-dog skullcap

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Lascivious opaque becky corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: laughsome gunner orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: bateful light business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: brass flatulent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: flickering contagious antidepressant drug dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: haunting immigrant point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: yellow nubile multi-billionaire blood rage

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: bisexual stain

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Ruby Heady Meetinghouse Jap

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: sepia spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: amber confused institution

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Apoplectic Low-t National Security Agency

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Apoplectic Low-t National Security Agency

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: sienna location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser Parlour

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: translucent double fault

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: doobsian talented university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: demanding fishy indirect expression station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz honey-headed market

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber resort

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Disrespectful Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: idiotic menage

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Beta mauve state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Lascivious opaque becky corn cake

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Clear famous landscape painting casino

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth private investor

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Swollen house

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: geriatric goyim

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Bipolar cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: orange tanning salon

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant disgusting national

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: geriatric goyim

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: lilac lettuce hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: costumed office giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: laughsome gunner orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber resort

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: orange tanning salon

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Dashing Tripping Main People

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Wild marketing idea

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Mischievous lodge

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Diverse parlor milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: galvanic mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Medicated hairless sneaky criminal shrine

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: bisexual stain

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: bisexual stain

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: fragrant brindle area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: poppy well-lubricated whorehouse half-breed

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: charismatic base death wish

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Anal keepsake machete

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: odious trailer park

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: sapphire twisted set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Cocky fantasy-prone crackhouse boltzmann

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Disrespectful Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Beta mauve state

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Beta mauve state

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Cocky fantasy-prone crackhouse boltzmann

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: orange tanning salon

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: brass flatulent stage

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: brass flatulent stage

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: At-the-ready razzle nursing home

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: At-the-ready razzle nursing home

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: At-the-ready razzle nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Red self-absorbed public bath athletic conference

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Swollen house

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Dashing Tripping Main People

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: bateful light business firm

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Drunken dingle berry plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy laser beams

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Cocky fantasy-prone crackhouse boltzmann

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: bistre excitant forum kitty cat

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Disrespectful Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Stimulating Thirsty Rehab Rigor

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: laughsome gunner orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dead reading party

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: curious goal in life

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: brass flatulent stage

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: 180 Sooty Locus

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed awkward gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Passionate Aquamarine Filthpig Abode

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Swollen house

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: vermilion home

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Passionate Aquamarine Filthpig Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Mint jet-lagged pistol tank

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: godawful brunch

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: bisexual stain

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy laser beams

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Passionate Aquamarine Filthpig Abode

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Dashing Tripping Main People

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: laughsome gunner orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: At-the-ready razzle nursing home

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: pale preventive strike

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Anal keepsake machete

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: magenta old irish cottage

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Swollen house

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Dashing Tripping Main People

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: idiotic menage

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Mint jet-lagged pistol tank

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy laser beams

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Mint jet-lagged pistol tank

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: supple idea he suggested

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: bull headed onyx wagecucks

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Vivacious sanctuary associate

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Arousing organic girlfriend

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: At-the-ready razzle nursing home

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: vermilion home

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready razzle nursing home

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: orange tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Passionate Aquamarine Filthpig Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: brass flatulent stage

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Irate Center Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible range sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Big Hissy Fit Stage

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Irate Center Azn

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Dashing Tripping Main People

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Disrespectful Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy laser beams

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: bearded roommate liquid oxygen

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Vivacious sanctuary associate

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Swollen house

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Swollen house

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: bisexual stain

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: At-the-ready razzle nursing home

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: amber confused institution

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Passionate Aquamarine Filthpig Abode

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: vibrant judgmental corner pisswyrm

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: charismatic base death wish

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Dashing Tripping Main People

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: bistre excitant forum kitty cat

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: bisexual stain

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: bisexual stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Cocky fantasy-prone crackhouse boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: stirring library

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Disrespectful Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: avocado love of her life

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Cerise soggy heaven round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: At-the-ready razzle nursing home

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: primrose church

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Stubborn space travel guidebook

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: bateful light business firm

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Swollen house

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: bateful light business firm

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Big Hissy Fit Stage

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: charismatic base death wish

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: At-the-ready razzle nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: brass flatulent stage

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: idiotic menage

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: idiotic menage

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: iridescent boyish school patrolman

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Swollen house

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Anal keepsake machete

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: geriatric goyim

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: marvelous nibblets voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: henna domesticated electric furnace

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: bright wonderful stag film

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy laser beams

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: electric lavender cuckoldry principal's office

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: idiotic menage

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Medicated hairless sneaky criminal shrine

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Bronze stead coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Garnet Property Fanboi

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Disrespectful Chad

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: amber confused institution

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Medicated hairless sneaky criminal shrine

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Disrespectful Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Vigorous cyan regret

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Dashing Tripping Main People

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Disrespectful Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: henna domesticated electric furnace

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Swollen house

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: exciting theatre

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: massive site pocket flask

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Swollen house

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: amber confused institution

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: thriller son of senegal

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling cuckold therapy

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Cerise soggy heaven round eye

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling cuckold therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: orchid locale

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Disrespectful Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: yellow nubile multi-billionaire blood rage

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Hot fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: trip fiercely-loyal piazza

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Titillating lemon juggernaut

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling cuckold therapy

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: amber confused institution

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Titillating lemon juggernaut

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: bisexual stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: idiotic menage

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Wild marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: marvelous nibblets voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Disrespectful Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Clear famous landscape painting casino

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Appetizing pearl theater stage messiness

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy laser beams

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Dashing Tripping Main People

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: orange tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Disrespectful Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Floppy mediation

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: trip fiercely-loyal piazza

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling cuckold therapy

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Chrome idiot

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: orchid locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Insecure green school cafeteria haunted graveyard

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: lilac lettuce hell

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: lime mexican

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Racy violet address dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Mustard coiffed cruise ship

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Racy violet address dog poop

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth private investor

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: bull headed onyx wagecucks

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy laser beams

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: bull headed onyx wagecucks

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Swollen house

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: idiotic menage

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Frozen carnelian hospital factory reset button

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: histrionic box office dysfunction

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: bisexual stain

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: brass flatulent stage

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy laser beams

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: marvelous nibblets voyeur

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth private investor

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: bossy comical garrison toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: brass flatulent stage

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Filthy Adventurous Lay

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Irradiated hairy legs

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Irradiated hairy legs

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Soul-stirring umber resort

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: startling mind-boggling ticket booth boiling water

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: brass flatulent stage

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Big Hissy Fit Stage

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: amber confused institution

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: startling mind-boggling ticket booth boiling water

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Bearded Chapel

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Filthy Adventurous Lay

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author:  tattoo selfie

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: frum new version bawdyhouse

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Diverse parlor milk

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Disrespectful Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: bull headed onyx wagecucks

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Irate Center Azn

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: bull headed onyx wagecucks

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: amber confused institution

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: bull headed onyx wagecucks

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: amber confused institution

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: bull headed onyx wagecucks

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Irate Center Azn

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author:  effete step-uncle's house party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: bull headed onyx wagecucks

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: puce ceo

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Irate Center Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth private investor

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Irate Center Azn

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: bull headed onyx wagecucks

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy laser beams

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: brass flatulent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Big Hissy Fit Stage

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: bisexual stain

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: elite field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Mint jet-lagged pistol tank

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: coral gaming laptop kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: pale preventive strike

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: pale preventive strike

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: pale preventive strike

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Mewling Peach Crotch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Cerise soggy heaven round eye

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  canary shitlib

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Territorial temple masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Frozen carnelian hospital factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: unholy church building

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: painfully honest cobalt den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: translucent double fault

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Swollen house

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth private investor

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Frozen carnelian hospital factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth private investor

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth private investor

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: supple idea he suggested

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Jade Dopamine Boistinker

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: brass flatulent stage

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: idiotic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: supple idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: idiotic menage

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author:  elastic band

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: idiotic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Jade Dopamine Boistinker

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  elastic band

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: bisexual stain

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: orchid locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Disrespectful Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author:  Buff Circlehead Pervert

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: coral gaming laptop kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: thriller son of senegal

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Jade Dopamine Boistinker

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber resort

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author:  police squad pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: harsh

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author:  police squad pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Drunken dingle berry plaza

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: trip fiercely-loyal piazza

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: thriller son of senegal

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Swollen house

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: supple idea he suggested

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: brass flatulent stage

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: godawful brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  Hominid

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: lime mexican

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: lime mexican

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Swollen house

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Greedy potus

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: charismatic base death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Disrespectful Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: idiotic menage

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: very tactful generalized bond

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Emerald



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth private investor

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: idiotic menage

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Disrespectful Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Dashing Tripping Main People

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: very tactful generalized bond

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  up-to-no-good

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author:  brethren bbw

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Medicated hairless sneaky criminal shrine

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Greedy potus

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Zippy erotic karate

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: exciting theatre

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: pale preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible range sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Garnet Property Fanboi

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author:  fortuitous meteor

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: odious trailer park

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: out-of-control water buffalo

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Arrogant abnormal

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: exciting theatre

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Arrogant abnormal

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author:  canary shitlib

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Medicated hairless sneaky criminal shrine

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Jade Dopamine Boistinker

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Bronze stead coffee pot

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Jade Dopamine Boistinker

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: exciting theatre

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  up-to-no-good

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Jade Dopamine Boistinker

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: supple idea he suggested

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  up-to-no-good

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author:  canary shitlib

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Internal Respiration Legal Warrant

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: copper narrow-minded sound barrier

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author:  elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: grizzly

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: trip fiercely-loyal piazza

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: vermilion home

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  carmine candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author:  ultramarine stock car clown

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Big Hissy Fit Stage

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  ultramarine stock car clown

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: very tactful generalized bond

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  carmine candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author:  gaping

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: jet pontificating pit jew

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: 

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Swollen house

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz honey-headed market

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: idiotic menage

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: brass flatulent stage

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: bat shit crazy volcanic crater

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling cuckold therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: bistre excitant forum kitty cat

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Irate Center Azn

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: lime mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling cuckold therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: transparent

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  crystalline

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Swollen house

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Drunken dingle berry plaza

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling cuckold therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Irate Center Azn

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: poppy well-lubricated whorehouse half-breed

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: orchid locale

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Garnet Property Fanboi

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Infuriating nowag

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: vermilion home

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Frozen carnelian hospital factory reset button

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: bateful light business firm

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Disrespectful Chad

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: plum digit ratio

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Dashing Tripping Main People

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Dashing Tripping Main People

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Dashing Tripping Main People

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Swollen house

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: vermilion home

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: idiotic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Zippy erotic karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author:  elastic band

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Filthy Adventurous Lay

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: bistre excitant forum kitty cat

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: bull headed onyx wagecucks

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Big Hissy Fit Stage

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: coral gaming laptop kitchen

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Irate Center Azn

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author:  elastic band

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: naked incel

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: amber confused institution

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: rose

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Swollen house

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: rose

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Swollen house

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Titillating lemon juggernaut

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: naked incel

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: bisexual stain

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: naked incel

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: rose

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: bisexual stain

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: rose

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Irradiated hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: exciting theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: bull headed onyx wagecucks

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Indecent Saffron

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: turquoise mental disorder telephone

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: out-of-control water buffalo

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant disgusting national

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Swollen house

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author:  elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: pale preventive strike

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: pale preventive strike

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: bat shit crazy volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Floppy mediation

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: pale preventive strike

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  up-to-no-good

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: pale preventive strike

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Floppy mediation

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: amber confused institution

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: fuchsia feces philosopher-king

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Anal keepsake machete

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: translucent double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Vivacious sanctuary associate

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: bisexual stain

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Internal Respiration Legal Warrant

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author:  fortuitous meteor

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth private investor

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: naked incel

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: copper narrow-minded sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author:  impressive kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy zombie-like hall gay wizard

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Cerise soggy heaven round eye

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Disrespectful Chad

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Dashing Tripping Main People

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: flesh abusive

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Blue

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: copper narrow-minded sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: shivering

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  international law enforcement agency

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: painfully honest cobalt den

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  up-to-no-good

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Anal keepsake machete

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: yellow nubile multi-billionaire blood rage

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: copper narrow-minded sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Garnet Property Fanboi

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Ocher Multi-colored Deer Antler Theater

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Concupiscible range sex offender

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author:  canary shitlib

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible range sex offender

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: spectacular hateful personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: naked incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: brass flatulent stage

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Medicated hairless sneaky criminal shrine

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: painfully honest cobalt den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Amethyst useless brakes

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: bateful light business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author:  fluffy macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: brass flatulent stage

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: maniacal free-loading mother

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  Crimson



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: naked incel

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: very tactful generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: pink windowlicker

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: vermilion home

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Salmon Cuck

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author:  fluffy macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: dull hunting ground

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed awkward gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Ruby Heady Meetinghouse Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Cordovan sadistic people who are hurt

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible range sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: insane partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  white

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Vengeful

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  white

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: insane partner

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained ladyboy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: insane partner

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Seedy

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: insane partner

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Shaky Psychic Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  genital piercing

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  Crimson



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: aqua indian lodge mad-dog skullcap

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Anal keepsake machete

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Charcoal coldplay fan

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Charcoal coldplay fan

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Hideous Headpube

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: copper narrow-minded sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: translucent double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: maize quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: translucent double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Charcoal coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Dark rebellious ratface

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Charcoal coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Charcoal coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Hideous Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Charcoal coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: violent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Aggressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Slippery dragon

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: cruel-hearted underhanded french chef

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Dark rebellious ratface

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: thriller son of senegal

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Ebony Startled Place Of Business

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: chartreuse sexy friendly grandma sweet tailpipe

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Shaky Psychic Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Appetizing pearl theater stage messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Hideous Headpube

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Slippery dragon

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  useless codepig

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: costumed office giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  sandwich faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Hot fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  up-to-no-good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: cracking dun faggotry senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: indigo misunderstood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author:  Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  up-to-no-good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: galvanic mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: citrine yarmulke trump supporter

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: gold deranged skinny woman

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: olive

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  useless codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  drab toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  up-to-no-good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: magenta old irish cottage

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  Weed Whacker

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  Weed Whacker

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  useless codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  Slate Mood Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Unhinged



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: pearly

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  white

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: tantric

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  Slate Mood Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author:  Topaz Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  Slate Mood Doctorate

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: godawful brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  black



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: High-end depressive

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: pink windowlicker

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Unhinged



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: pearly

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Ruby Heady Meetinghouse Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: ivory sick rigpig affirmative action

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Hideous Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Walnut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Hideous Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Charcoal coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  rusted community account

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  Slate Mood Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  useless codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Metal Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: obsidian

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Swollen house

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: godawful brunch

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author:  impressive kitty

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author:  Weed Whacker

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: sepia spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49533771)