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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
mauve marvelous organic girlfriend
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Abnormal dull toilet seat spot
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Abnormal dull toilet seat spot
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Talking razzle-dazzle home
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Abnormal dull toilet seat spot
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Talking razzle-dazzle home
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Abnormal dull toilet seat spot
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
mauve marvelous organic girlfriend
  01/05/26
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mauve marvelous organic girlfriend
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Abnormal dull toilet seat spot
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
mauve marvelous organic girlfriend
  01/06/26
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chrome puppy institution
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Abnormal dull toilet seat spot
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Metal Spectacular Hairy Legs Nursing Home
  01/06/26
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swashbuckling trailer park son of senegal
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Exhilarant light crackhouse
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Abnormal dull toilet seat spot
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Blue Location
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Abnormal dull toilet seat spot
  01/06/26
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irradiated elastic band
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Exhilarant light crackhouse
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Abnormal dull toilet seat spot
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Blue Location
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Abnormal dull toilet seat spot
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Blue Location
  01/06/26
Lmao
mauve marvelous organic girlfriend
  01/06/26
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Cobalt Frozen Cuck Deer Antler
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
aquamarine high-end theatre trump supporter
  01/06/26
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Talking razzle-dazzle home
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: mauve marvelous organic girlfriend

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Abnormal dull toilet seat spot

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Abnormal dull toilet seat spot

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Talking razzle-dazzle home

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Abnormal dull toilet seat spot

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Talking razzle-dazzle home

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Abnormal dull toilet seat spot

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: mauve marvelous organic girlfriend

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: mauve marvelous organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Abnormal dull toilet seat spot

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: mauve marvelous organic girlfriend

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: chrome puppy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Abnormal dull toilet seat spot

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Metal Spectacular Hairy Legs Nursing Home

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling trailer park son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant light crackhouse

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Abnormal dull toilet seat spot

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Blue Location

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Abnormal dull toilet seat spot

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: irradiated elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant light crackhouse

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Abnormal dull toilet seat spot

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Blue Location

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Abnormal dull toilet seat spot

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Blue Location

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: mauve marvelous organic girlfriend

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Cobalt Frozen Cuck Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: aquamarine high-end theatre trump supporter

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Talking razzle-dazzle home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566761)