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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
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  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
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The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
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Gen X is finally taking over OYT
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the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
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  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
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  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
jade galvanic queen of the night
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
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  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
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Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
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  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
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The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
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Those people are OLD.
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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: maize newt whorehouse

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Provocative cuckold spot

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: seedy abnormal jew senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Ivory institution pistol

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: bisexual toilet seat ticket booth

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: brindle alcoholic legal warrant fat ankles

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: bisexual toilet seat ticket booth

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: brindle alcoholic legal warrant fat ankles

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: maize newt whorehouse

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: bearded shrine fanboi

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: jade galvanic queen of the night

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: bearded shrine fanboi

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: charcoal laughsome hospital

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: exhilarant ungodly ladyboy

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Vigorous impertinent crackhouse

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac international law enforcement agency

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Motley Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Bipolar Kitchen Coldplay Fan



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Motley Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: jade galvanic queen of the night

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Ivory institution pistol

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/en-en/#49839738)