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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
underhanded crawly degenerate
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
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pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
underhanded crawly degenerate
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underhanded crawly degenerate
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
underhanded crawly degenerate
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Massive place of business
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b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
underhanded crawly degenerate
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Massive place of business
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not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
underhanded crawly degenerate
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Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Massive place of business
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Crimson principal's office police squad
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pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
arousing sapphire spot
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Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Massive place of business
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180
Provocative Hot Hissy Fit House
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pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
underhanded crawly degenerate
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Massive place of business
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
underhanded crawly degenerate
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
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pederastrian moved to ukraine
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This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
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Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: at-the-ready boiling water plaza

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: sienna dopamine corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: heady bat-shit-crazy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: peach cowardly main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: underhanded crawly degenerate

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Crimson principal's office police squad

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: underhanded crawly degenerate

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: underhanded crawly degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: underhanded crawly degenerate

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Massive place of business

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: underhanded crawly degenerate

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Massive place of business

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: underhanded crawly degenerate

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Massive place of business

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Crimson principal's office police squad

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: arousing sapphire spot

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Massive place of business

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Provocative Hot Hissy Fit House

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: underhanded crawly degenerate

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Massive place of business

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: underhanded crawly degenerate

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Provocative Hot Hissy Fit House

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: racy emerald locale mood

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Massive place of business

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: cracking amber mad-dog skullcap skinny woman

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: underhanded crawly degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: underhanded crawly degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: excitant silver church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Pink antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Jade old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Citrine hideous nursing home

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Jade old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Pink antidepressant drug

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: hyperventilating chad trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Nighttime translucent azn

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Fluffy tan cuckold

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Aqua Razzmatazz University Twinkling Uncleanness

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: underhanded crawly degenerate

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: grizzly aromatic indian lodge electric furnace

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: frisky mother box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine temple rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: underhanded crawly degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Aqua Razzmatazz University Twinkling Uncleanness

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: filthy exciting crackhouse pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: underhanded crawly degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Offensive lay puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: frisky mother box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#49331937)