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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: titillating mad cow disease It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: floppy liquid oxygen striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: flirting twinkling abode philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Bateful Orange Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: alcoholic unholy death wish travel guidebook did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: nofapping incel "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Henna frozen office dysfunction (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: boyish bawdyhouse "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: godawful opaque locus sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Aquamarine soul-stirring state (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: titillating mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Know-it-all Dun Senate Legal Warrant who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: titillating mad cow disease Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Know-it-all Dun Senate Legal Warrant whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: titillating mad cow disease CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: passionate big-titted theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Mentally impaired factory reset button 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Mind-boggling bat shit crazy mother "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: passionate big-titted theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Naked French Chef University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#49335487) |