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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel
| ruby hairraiser digit ratio | 12/29/15 |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM Author: ruby hairraiser digit ratio You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.
Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.
Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.
Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:
a) six cans of turkey chili b) two liters of diet coke c) a bunch of bananas |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: Alcoholic Elastic Band Native b! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29480979) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM Author: Nofapping cracking useless brakes C (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481594) |
Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM Author: Adulterous maroon point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29480970) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: ruddy scourge upon the earth c (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29480973) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: orange main people electric furnace a (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29480975) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM Author: Contagious lemon gas station hairy legs a (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29480989) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM Author: Alcoholic Elastic Band Native Next chapter please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481133) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM Author: ruby hairraiser digit ratio I can', A & B ar tied :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481164) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM Author: Adulterous maroon point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481212) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM Author: Alcoholic Elastic Band Native Fine I change my vote to A. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481216) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM Author: Unholy Flesh Stage Background Story a
provides nutrition and wont let you starve |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM Author: Adulterous maroon point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481225) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: Unholy Flesh Stage Background Story ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481285) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: Adulterous maroon point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481289) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: ruby hairraiser digit ratio You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".
Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.
After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.
While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili
a) facebook b) ashemaletv c) chaturbate d) drudgereport |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: Adulterous maroon point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481296) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM Author: Unholy Flesh Stage Background Story c for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481299) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM Author: Contagious lemon gas station hairy legs C (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481311) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM Author: milky fighting den c (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481436) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM Author: Nofapping cracking useless brakes Xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481600) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM Author: marvelous purple trailer park chaturbate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482189) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: Alcoholic Elastic Band Native C! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481291) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM Author: Alcoholic Elastic Band Native NEXT CHAPTER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481403) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM Author: Hairless seedy whorehouse jap everyone in this thread unzips. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481469) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM Author: Adulterous maroon point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481596) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM Author: Nofapping cracking useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481589) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM Author: milky fighting den Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481713) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM Author: Odious pale internal respiration no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481748) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM Author: irradiated olive goal in life temple lol ouch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482097) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM Author: Unholy Flesh Stage Background Story he is busy doing tinychat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481804) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM Author: chestnut hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482070) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM Author: Adulterous maroon point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482079) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM Author: Chest-beating plum address foreskin Topic has amazing potential. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482091) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM Author: ruby hairraiser digit ratio You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.
You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.
Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.
It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.
You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?
1) Military 2) Police 3) Education 4) Computer Science |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: irradiated olive goal in life temple 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482210) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: Chest-beating plum address foreskin I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482211) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: marvelous purple trailer park police (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482227) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM Author: Contagious lemon gas station hairy legs 1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482232) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM Author: Nofapping cracking useless brakes lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482337) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM Author: Nofapping cracking useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29505583) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM Author: milky fighting den 4 and 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482377) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM Author: milky fighting den Wake up and post please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29483717) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM Author: Nofapping cracking useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29488970) |
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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy 18000000000000000000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29570485) |
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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM Author: fear-inspiring partner brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#41284039) |
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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM Author: arousing vermilion chad laser beams next chapter please! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#41284068) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM Author: bungulator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#49506318) |
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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM Author: Crusty exhilarant pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#41284137) |