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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
aqua mexican
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
contagious rigpig
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Slimy mahogany halford
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Nudist galvanic resort jew
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Provocative sick lay scourge upon the earth
  10/24/16
...
Azure Sandwich Location
  01/03/17
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claret pervert
  02/20/18
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Spruce center
  06/03/19
...
Nudist galvanic resort jew
  10/14/20
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light gaping pit
  01/25/16
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Clear Disgusting Hairy Legs Coffee Pot
  01/25/16
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racy indian lodge
  01/25/16
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ungodly concupiscible multi-billionaire nibblets
  01/25/16
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red potus lettuce
  01/25/16
...
racy indian lodge
  01/25/16
...
ungodly concupiscible multi-billionaire nibblets
  01/25/16
...
Drunken becky
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
...
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/25/16
...
Chrome Well-lubricated Ceo
  01/25/16
...
aqua mexican
  01/25/16
...
Electric dilemma new version
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Effete stimulating nursing home azn
  01/25/16
...
lascivious magenta wrinkle
  01/25/16
...
contagious rigpig
  01/26/16
...
autistic metal hall
  01/26/16
...
Cheese-eating library trust fund
  01/26/16
...
Dead Gay Wizard Station
  11/27/16
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bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  06/13/17
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Ruby national cuckoldry
  12/19/17
...
aqua mexican
  01/24/18
...
infuriating razzle parlour police squad
  06/10/24
...
Slimy mahogany halford
  01/26/16
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Dull Ticket Booth
  10/24/16
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Azure Sandwich Location
  11/27/16
...
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  01/23/17
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Soul-stirring sinister corner
  03/15/17
...
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  04/20/17
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bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  02/20/18
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bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  05/24/18
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Charismatic amethyst forum alpha
  09/26/21
...
Ivory hissy fit
  03/12/22
...
infuriating razzle parlour police squad
  05/15/22
...
infuriating razzle parlour police squad
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Histrionic Generalized Bond
  01/25/16
Brutal
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/25/16
...
bateful stage sound barrier
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Black Rebellious Faggot Firefighter Water Buffalo
  01/25/16
toxic
Odious stead cuckold
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Crimson beady-eyed shitlib
  01/25/16
...
Clear Disgusting Hairy Legs Coffee Pot
  01/25/16
...
aqua mexican
  01/25/16
...
khaki yarmulke gas station
  01/25/16
damnit
Self-centered yellow plaza
  01/25/16
...
racy indian lodge
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
aqua mexican
  01/25/16
jfc
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
Cr edit
racy indian lodge
  01/25/16
...
aqua mexican
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
Cr
aqua mexican
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/25/16
hm
Irradiated business firm toilet seat
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/25/16
wait
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  01/25/16
...
Slimy mahogany halford
  01/26/16
...
180 grizzly striped hyena den
  01/25/16
...
aqua mexican
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Crimson beady-eyed shitlib
  01/25/16
...
mint puppy meetinghouse
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Histrionic Generalized Bond
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Histrionic Generalized Bond
  01/25/16
...
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  01/25/16
...
Ruby national cuckoldry
  01/25/16
...
painfully honest puce institution
  01/25/16
...
Self-centered yellow plaza
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
khaki yarmulke gas station
  01/25/16
...
aqua mexican
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Titillating cyan chapel
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
aqua mexican
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Vibrant Hospital
  01/25/16
...
Stubborn trailer park
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
cerise main people area
  01/25/16
...
Black Rebellious Faggot Firefighter Water Buffalo
  01/25/16
...
Electric dilemma new version
  01/25/16
damn
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/25/16
...
harsh state messiness
  01/25/16
...
anal vivacious theater skinny woman
  01/25/16
O LORD
boyish tanning salon
  01/25/16
jfc
seedy emerald dragon
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Snowy zippy office stain
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
lascivious magenta wrinkle
  01/25/16
...
racy indian lodge
  01/25/16
Lmao
aqua mexican
  01/25/16
...
excitant school cafeteria old irish cottage
  01/25/16
...
Slimy mahogany halford
  01/26/16
...
harsh state messiness
  01/26/16
...
Cheese-eating library trust fund
  01/26/16
...
aqua mexican
  02/15/16
...
know-it-all hairless casino patrolman
  07/08/17
...
bronze pontificating garrison psychic
  07/08/17
...
exhilarant lavender marketing idea
  07/08/17
...
aqua mexican
  10/27/17
...
shaky ultramarine base queen of the night
  12/26/17
...
aqua mexican
  05/24/18
...
aqua mexican
  03/16/20
...
honey-headed filthy karate
  02/18/22
...
ruddy adventurous digit ratio indirect expression
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Effete stimulating nursing home azn
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Self-centered yellow plaza
  01/25/16
ouch
Nofapping goyim school
  01/26/16
poison
elite diverse hominid
  01/26/16
...
Aquamarine heaven therapy
  01/26/16
180
contagious rigpig
  01/26/16
...
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Milky menage faggotry
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Slimy mahogany halford
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
copper piazza mad cow disease
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Aromatic Mildly Autistic Rigor Doctorate
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Dun roast beef lodge
  09/27/16
...
ruddy adventurous digit ratio indirect expression
  12/26/17
...
Cheese-eating library trust fund
  08/12/19
180
Nudist galvanic resort jew
  01/26/16
...
Cheese-eating library trust fund
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Big sexy masturbator personal credit line
  01/27/16
...
Ruby national cuckoldry
  01/27/16
...
aqua mexican
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Slippery spectacular really tough guy
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Slippery spectacular really tough guy
  02/02/16
...
Fiercely-loyal Theater Stage Corn Cake
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Geriatric windowlicker
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Fighting rusted fanboi
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
trip native
  02/24/16
18000000
wine senate
  03/04/16
165
Aggressive Bawdyhouse Pistol
  03/04/16
...
Talking walnut newt
  05/19/16
chilling
pale boiling water
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
startling death wish codepig
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Garnet vigorous weed whacker
  01/03/17
oh my.
free-loading parlor
  01/23/17
toxic
supple rehab
  03/13/17
...
Soul-stirring sinister corner
  03/15/17
...
painfully honest puce institution
  04/02/17
...
Aphrodisiac jet-lagged ladyboy ape
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Thriller hot field incel
  07/08/17
...
flickering multi-colored box office idiot
  10/27/17
mother of god
bronze pontificating garrison psychic
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Crystalline set
  10/27/17
JFC
lilac exciting temple
  10/27/17
...
stirring buff gunner cruise ship
  12/26/17
...
unhinged volcanic crater toaster
  12/26/17
ouch
Bistre church circlehead
  02/20/18
...
cocky pozpig
  02/20/18
...
Hairraiser sanctuary dog poop
  01/16/19
...
Haunting cruel-hearted point black woman
  08/09/19
...
Charismatic amethyst forum alpha
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Fragrant abode legal warrant
  07/28/25
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Yapping house selfie
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
mind-boggling brunch preventive strike
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Electric dilemma new version
  01/25/16
...
lascivious magenta wrinkle
  01/25/16
...
razzmatazz shrine useless brakes
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/25/16
toxic
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
aqua mexican
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
aqua mexican
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
irate gaming laptop spot
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Titillating cyan chapel
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Titillating cyan chapel
  01/25/16
TY bro
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/25/16
...
lascivious magenta wrinkle
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Lime Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Dopamine
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
bateful stage sound barrier
  10/27/17
...
wild philosopher-king telephone
  10/27/17
...
aqua mexican
  05/24/18
...
free-loading parlor
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Ocher Chad
  10/27/17
credited advice
Bistre church circlehead
  05/24/18
even more toxic
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
blathering crawly market
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Appetizing violet immigrant locus
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Titillating cyan chapel
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
aqua mexican
  01/25/16
lol
Green marvelous affirmative action
  06/01/17
...
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
contagious rigpig
  01/26/16
...
ruddy adventurous digit ratio indirect expression
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Snowy zippy office stain
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Snowy zippy office stain
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Snowy zippy office stain
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Snowy zippy office stain
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Snowy zippy office stain
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
aqua mexican
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/25/16
Lmao
citrine theatre kitty cat
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
aqua mexican
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
aqua mexican
  01/25/16
lmao true
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/25/16
...
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  01/26/16
...
ruddy adventurous digit ratio indirect expression
  12/26/17
Haha
misunderstood razzle-dazzle stage
  03/19/20
...
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/25/16
...
khaki yarmulke gas station
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Lime Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Dopamine
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Doobsian legend crackhouse
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Bipolar jap space
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
aqua mexican
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Ocher Chad
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Dun roast beef lodge
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
comical twinkling factory reset button cumskin
  06/03/19
oh no
Aromatic Mildly Autistic Rigor Doctorate
  08/08/19
LOL
bright bearded filthpig principal's office
  03/16/20
JFC
free-loading parlor
  03/19/20
Update?
honey-headed filthy karate
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
opaque property
  01/25/16
...
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/25/16
...
Ruby national cuckoldry
  05/19/16
...
180 grizzly striped hyena den
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
cracking hell
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
khaki yarmulke gas station
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
cracking hell
  01/26/16
Cr
khaki yarmulke gas station
  01/26/16
...
Slimy mahogany halford
  01/26/16
...
Slimy mahogany halford
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
cracking hell
  01/26/16
...
Yapping house selfie
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
heady nowag
  01/26/16
...
heady nowag
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
light gaping pit
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
know-it-all hairless casino patrolman
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Rose home
  01/26/16
...
harsh state messiness
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
contagious rigpig
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Rose home
  01/26/16
Lmfao
aqua mexican
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
light gaping pit
  01/26/16
...
passionate headpube deer antler
  01/16/19
...
misunderstood razzle-dazzle stage
  03/16/20
...
Nudist galvanic resort jew
  01/26/16
...
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  01/26/16
...
harsh state messiness
  01/26/16
...
Ruby national cuckoldry
  03/28/16
...
Haunting cruel-hearted point black woman
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
dashing peach step-uncle's house milk
  01/26/16
...
aqua mexican
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
irate gaming laptop spot
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Nudist galvanic resort jew
  01/26/16
...
Provocative sick lay scourge upon the earth
  10/24/16
...
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Appetizing violet immigrant locus
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
mischievous church building
  04/04/16
...
Soul-stirring sinister corner
  03/15/17
*applause*
Maroon Locale
  10/27/17
...
Charismatic amethyst forum alpha
  09/26/21
...
Ocher Chad
  01/26/16
...
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
cracking hell
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
aqua mexican
  01/26/16
...
cracking hell
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
cracking hell
  01/26/16
...
khaki yarmulke gas station
  01/26/16
...
Titillating cyan chapel
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
Describe
cracking hell
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
cracking hell
  01/26/16
...
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  01/26/16
...
Titillating cyan chapel
  01/26/16
Please be flame
aqua mexican
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
flickering multi-colored box office idiot
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Cheese-eating library trust fund
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
Fuck
flickering multi-colored box office idiot
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
180 grizzly striped hyena den
  01/26/16
cq's!
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
...
free-loading parlor
  03/19/20
...
Soul-stirring sinister corner
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Curious transparent address
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
irate gaming laptop spot
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Yapping house selfie
  01/26/16
...
aqua mexican
  01/26/16
...
Bistre church circlehead
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
irate gaming laptop spot
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Titillating cyan chapel
  01/26/16
...
Cheese-eating library trust fund
  01/26/16
LOL fair
irate gaming laptop spot
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Rose home
  01/26/16
...
harsh state messiness
  01/26/16
...
Slimy mahogany halford
  01/23/17
...
Soul-stirring sinister corner
  03/15/17
...
know-it-all hairless casino patrolman
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
cracking hell
  01/26/16
underrated
Provocative sick lay scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
Ruby national cuckoldry
  02/15/16
...
Azure Sandwich Location
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Greedy associate
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Mewling Sticky Public Bath
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...
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  01/26/16
jfc
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
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...
splenetic university private investor
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Rose home
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
do u love it
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
...
crusty high-end half-breed
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Rose home
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
...
aqua mexican
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Rose home
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
...
Primrose startled kitchen
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
cerebral orchestra pit
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Self-centered yellow plaza
  01/26/16
...
flickering multi-colored box office idiot
  01/26/16
...
Nudist galvanic resort jew
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Titillating cyan chapel
  01/26/16
...
180 grizzly striped hyena den
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
harsh state messiness
  01/26/16
JFC
sienna clown
  01/26/16
180
Laughsome indigo stock car
  01/26/16
...
Talented useless national security agency
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
flickering multi-colored box office idiot
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
...
cerebral orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
cerebral orchestra pit
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
180 twist
aqua mexican
  01/26/16
...
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  01/26/16
THIS
Appetizing violet immigrant locus
  01/26/16
...
Sooty arousing
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Cheese-eating library trust fund
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Cheese-eating library trust fund
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Cheese-eating library trust fund
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Cheese-eating library trust fund
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Drunken becky
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Drunken becky
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Cheese-eating library trust fund
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
irate gaming laptop spot
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Cheese-eating library trust fund
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
copper piazza mad cow disease
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Brilliant haunted graveyard love of her life
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Self-centered yellow plaza
  01/26/16
...
Electric dilemma new version
  01/26/16
180
Motley giraffe
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
lascivious magenta wrinkle
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
aqua mexican
  01/27/16
...
180 grizzly striped hyena den
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Slippery spectacular really tough guy
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Carnelian
  05/19/16
repost please
lascivious magenta wrinkle
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Carnelian
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Primrose startled kitchen
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Appetizing violet immigrant locus
  01/26/16
...
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  01/26/16
...
Brass Fluffy Site
  01/27/16
180.
Ruby national cuckoldry
  01/27/16
...
Sooty arousing
  01/29/16
...
startling death wish codepig
  01/31/16
...
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
topaz depressive
  02/02/16
brave
aqua mexican
  02/03/16
...
honey-headed filthy karate
  02/22/16
...
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
Chestnut bearded mediation
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...
lascivious magenta wrinkle
  03/08/16
...
aqua mexican
  09/27/16
...
aqua mexican
  03/04/16
...
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  04/04/16
...
painfully honest puce institution
  04/04/16
cr
Rose home
  04/20/16
...
honey-headed filthy karate
  05/11/16
...
Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck
  05/11/16
...
aqua mexican
  06/17/16
...
naked
  09/27/16
...
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  10/21/16
mods please delete
180 grizzly striped hyena den
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
copper piazza mad cow disease
  10/24/16
...
aqua mexican
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Carnelian
  10/24/16
...
startling death wish codepig
  10/27/16
...
sepia costumed international law enforcement agency
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
180 grizzly striped hyena den
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
aqua mexican
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
narrow-minded mad-dog skullcap
  01/23/17
... ...
Ocher Chad
  01/23/17
...
aqua mexican
  07/08/17
Lol
Chestnut bearded mediation
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
salmon slap-happy
  01/16/19
...
Nudist galvanic resort jew
  02/11/17
...
aqua mexican
  03/13/17
...
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  03/15/17
...
Soul-stirring sinister corner
  03/15/17
...
startling death wish codepig
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
offensive pisswyrm
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
blue double fault
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
free-loading parlor
  06/01/17
...
Sadistic pocket flask
  06/01/17
...
Ruby national cuckoldry
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
  06/13/17
...
free-loading parlor
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
confused
  07/08/17
...
Deep
  08/18/17
...
bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  09/25/17
...
flickering multi-colored box office idiot
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
180 grizzly striped hyena den
  10/27/17
...
stirring buff gunner cruise ship
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Vermilion
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
aqua mexican
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Vermilion
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
sepia costumed international law enforcement agency
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
pearl thirsty roommate
  05/24/18
...
Brass Fluffy Site
  07/25/18
...
flickering multi-colored box office idiot
  05/17/18
...
aqua mexican
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
fantasy-prone
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
aqua mexican
  07/25/18
...
autistic metal hall
  07/25/18
...
flickering multi-colored box office idiot
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
aqua mexican
  01/16/19
...
180 grizzly striped hyena den
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
salmon slap-happy
  01/16/19
Jfc
aqua mexican
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
180 grizzly striped hyena den
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Sapphire
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Drunken becky
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Up-to-no-good voyeur crotch
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Up-to-no-good voyeur crotch
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Rose home
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Up-to-no-good voyeur crotch
  01/17/19
...
flickering multi-colored box office idiot
  04/08/19
...
bull headed regret mental disorder
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
stirring buff gunner cruise ship
  04/09/19
...
Up-to-no-good voyeur crotch
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Up-to-no-good voyeur crotch
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
aqua mexican
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Gold juggernaut
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
aqua mexican
  06/03/19
...
180 grizzly striped hyena den
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Fighting rusted fanboi
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Up-to-no-good voyeur crotch
  06/03/19
...
Nudist galvanic resort jew
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Up-to-no-good voyeur crotch
  08/08/19
...
Up-to-no-good voyeur crotch
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Learning Disabled Boistinker
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Vengeful Fortuitous Meteor Foreskin
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Learning Disabled Boistinker
  08/12/19
...
Learning Disabled Boistinker
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underhanded awkward
  02/02/20
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bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  03/14/20
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Rose home
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Rose home
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genital piercing
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bossy stag film liquid oxygen
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180 grizzly striped hyena den
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Impressive Sex Offender
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Charismatic amethyst forum alpha
  10/11/21
bump
Rose home
  03/12/22
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bossy stag film liquid oxygen
  01/05/23
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honey-headed filthy karate
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Burgundy Sneaky Criminal Reading Party
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
territorial athletic conference
  10/13/23
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aqua mexican
  01/03/24
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flickering multi-colored box office idiot
  08/09/24
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honey-headed filthy karate
  07/28/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: aqua mexican

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: contagious rigpig

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Slimy mahogany halford

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Nudist galvanic resort jew

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684234)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Provocative sick lay scourge upon the earth

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Azure Sandwich Location



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
Author: Nudist galvanic resort jew



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: light gaping pit



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Clear Disgusting Hairy Legs Coffee Pot



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: racy indian lodge



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: ungodly concupiscible multi-billionaire nibblets



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: red potus lettuce



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: racy indian lodge



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: ungodly concupiscible multi-billionaire nibblets



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Drunken becky



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: Chrome Well-lubricated Ceo



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: aqua mexican



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Electric dilemma new version



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Effete stimulating nursing home azn

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: lascivious magenta wrinkle



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
Author: contagious rigpig



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: autistic metal hall



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Cheese-eating library trust fund



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Dead Gay Wizard Station



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen



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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: Ruby national cuckoldry



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: aqua mexican



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:18 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Slimy mahogany halford



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: Dull Ticket Booth



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Azure Sandwich Location



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sinister corner



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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Charismatic amethyst forum alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Ivory hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: infuriating razzle parlour police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: infuriating razzle parlour police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Histrionic Generalized Bond

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: bateful stage sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Black Rebellious Faggot Firefighter Water Buffalo

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Odious stead cuckold

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Crimson beady-eyed shitlib

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Clear Disgusting Hairy Legs Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: khaki yarmulke gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Self-centered yellow plaza

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: racy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: aqua mexican

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: racy indian lodge

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: aqua mexican

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Irradiated business firm toilet seat

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Slimy mahogany halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: 180 grizzly striped hyena den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Crimson beady-eyed shitlib

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: mint puppy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Histrionic Generalized Bond

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Histrionic Generalized Bond

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Ruby national cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: painfully honest puce institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Self-centered yellow plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: khaki yarmulke gas station

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Titillating cyan chapel

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: aqua mexican

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Vibrant Hospital

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Stubborn trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: cerise main people area

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Black Rebellious Faggot Firefighter Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Electric dilemma new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: harsh state messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: anal vivacious theater skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: boyish tanning salon

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: seedy emerald dragon

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Snowy zippy office stain

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: lascivious magenta wrinkle

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: racy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: aqua mexican

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Slimy mahogany halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: harsh state messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Cheese-eating library trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: know-it-all hairless casino patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: bronze pontificating garrison psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: shaky ultramarine base queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: honey-headed filthy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: ruddy adventurous digit ratio indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Effete stimulating nursing home azn

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Self-centered yellow plaza

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Nofapping goyim school

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: elite diverse hominid

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Aquamarine heaven therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: contagious rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Milky menage faggotry

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Slimy mahogany halford

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Aromatic Mildly Autistic Rigor Doctorate

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Dun roast beef lodge

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: ruddy adventurous digit ratio indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Cheese-eating library trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Nudist galvanic resort jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Cheese-eating library trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Big sexy masturbator personal credit line

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Ruby national cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Slippery spectacular really tough guy

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Slippery spectacular really tough guy

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Theater Stage Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Geriatric windowlicker

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Fighting rusted fanboi

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: trip native

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: wine senate

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Aggressive Bawdyhouse Pistol

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Talking walnut newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: pale boiling water

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: startling death wish codepig

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Garnet vigorous weed whacker

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: free-loading parlor

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: supple rehab

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sinister corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: painfully honest puce institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jet-lagged ladyboy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Thriller hot field incel

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored box office idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: bronze pontificating garrison psychic

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Crystalline set

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: lilac exciting temple

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: stirring buff gunner cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: unhinged volcanic crater toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Bistre church circlehead

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: cocky pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser sanctuary dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Haunting cruel-hearted point black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Charismatic amethyst forum alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Fragrant abode legal warrant

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Yapping house selfie

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling brunch preventive strike

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Electric dilemma new version

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: lascivious magenta wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz shrine useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: aqua mexican

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: aqua mexican

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: irate gaming laptop spot

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Titillating cyan chapel

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Titillating cyan chapel

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: lascivious magenta wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Lime Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Dopamine

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: bateful stage sound barrier

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: wild philosopher-king telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: free-loading parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Ocher Chad

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Bistre church circlehead

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: blathering crawly market

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Appetizing violet immigrant locus

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Titillating cyan chapel

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: aqua mexican

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Green marvelous affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: contagious rigpig

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: ruddy adventurous digit ratio indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Snowy zippy office stain

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Snowy zippy office stain

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Snowy zippy office stain

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Snowy zippy office stain

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Snowy zippy office stain

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: aqua mexican

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: citrine theatre kitty cat

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: aqua mexican

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: aqua mexican

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: ruddy adventurous digit ratio indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: misunderstood razzle-dazzle stage

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: khaki yarmulke gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Lime Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Dopamine

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Doobsian legend crackhouse

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Bipolar jap space

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: aqua mexican

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Ocher Chad

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Dun roast beef lodge

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: comical twinkling factory reset button cumskin

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Aromatic Mildly Autistic Rigor Doctorate

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: bright bearded filthpig principal's office

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: free-loading parlor

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: honey-headed filthy karate

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: opaque property

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Ruby national cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: 180 grizzly striped hyena den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: cracking hell

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: khaki yarmulke gas station

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: cracking hell

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: khaki yarmulke gas station

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Slimy mahogany halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Slimy mahogany halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: cracking hell

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Yapping house selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: heady nowag

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: heady nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: light gaping pit

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: know-it-all hairless casino patrolman

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Rose home

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: harsh state messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: contagious rigpig

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Rose home

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: aqua mexican

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: light gaping pit

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: passionate headpube deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: misunderstood razzle-dazzle stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Nudist galvanic resort jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: harsh state messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Ruby national cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Haunting cruel-hearted point black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: dashing peach step-uncle's house milk

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: irate gaming laptop spot

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Nudist galvanic resort jew

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Provocative sick lay scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Appetizing violet immigrant locus

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: mischievous church building

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sinister corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Maroon Locale

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Charismatic amethyst forum alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Ocher Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: cracking hell

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: aqua mexican

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: cracking hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: cracking hell

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: khaki yarmulke gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Titillating cyan chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: cracking hell

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: cracking hell

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Titillating cyan chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: aqua mexican

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored box office idiot

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Cheese-eating library trust fund

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored box office idiot

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: 180 grizzly striped hyena den

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: free-loading parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sinister corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Curious transparent address

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: irate gaming laptop spot

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Yapping house selfie

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Bistre church circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: irate gaming laptop spot

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Titillating cyan chapel

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Cheese-eating library trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: irate gaming laptop spot

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Rose home

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: harsh state messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Slimy mahogany halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sinister corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: know-it-all hairless casino patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: cracking hell

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Provocative sick lay scourge upon the earth

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Ruby national cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Azure Sandwich Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Greedy associate

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: splenetic university private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Rose home

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: crusty high-end half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Rose home

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Rose home

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Primrose startled kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: cerebral orchestra pit

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Self-centered yellow plaza

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored box office idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Nudist galvanic resort jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Titillating cyan chapel

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: 180 grizzly striped hyena den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: harsh state messiness

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: sienna clown

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Laughsome indigo stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Talented useless national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored box office idiot

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: cerebral orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: cerebral orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: aqua mexican

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Appetizing violet immigrant locus

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Sooty arousing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Cheese-eating library trust fund

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Cheese-eating library trust fund

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Cheese-eating library trust fund

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Cheese-eating library trust fund

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Drunken becky

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Drunken becky

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Cheese-eating library trust fund

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: irate gaming laptop spot

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Cheese-eating library trust fund

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Tripping Floppy Antidepressant Drug

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Brilliant haunted graveyard love of her life

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Self-centered yellow plaza

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Electric dilemma new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Motley giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: lascivious magenta wrinkle

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: aqua mexican

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: 180 grizzly striped hyena den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Slippery spectacular really tough guy

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Carnelian

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: lascivious magenta wrinkle

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Carnelian

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Primrose startled kitchen

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Appetizing violet immigrant locus

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Ruby national cuckoldry

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Sooty arousing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: startling death wish codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: topaz depressive

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: aqua mexican

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: honey-headed filthy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Chestnut bearded mediation

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: lascivious magenta wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: painfully honest puce institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Rose home

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: honey-headed filthy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Wonderful Hyperventilating Range Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: naked



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: 180 grizzly striped hyena den

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: copper piazza mad cow disease

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Carnelian

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: startling death wish codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: sepia costumed international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: 180 grizzly striped hyena den

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: aqua mexican

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded mad-dog skullcap

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Ocher Chad

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Chestnut bearded mediation

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: salmon slap-happy

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Nudist galvanic resort jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sinister corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: startling death wish codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  offensive pisswyrm

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  blue double fault

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: free-loading parlor

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Sadistic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Ruby national cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: 

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: free-loading parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: confused

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Deep



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored box office idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: 180 grizzly striped hyena den

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: stirring buff gunner cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Vermilion

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: aqua mexican

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Vermilion

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: sepia costumed international law enforcement agency

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: pearl thirsty roommate

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored box office idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: aqua mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: fantasy-prone

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: aqua mexican

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: autistic metal hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored box office idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: aqua mexican

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: 180 grizzly striped hyena den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: salmon slap-happy

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: aqua mexican

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: 180 grizzly striped hyena den

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Sapphire

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Drunken becky

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good voyeur crotch

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good voyeur crotch

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Rose home

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good voyeur crotch

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored box office idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  bull headed regret mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: stirring buff gunner cruise ship

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good voyeur crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good voyeur crotch

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: aqua mexican

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Gold juggernaut

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: aqua mexican

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: 180 grizzly striped hyena den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Fighting rusted fanboi

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good voyeur crotch

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Nudist galvanic resort jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good voyeur crotch

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good voyeur crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Boistinker

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Vengeful Fortuitous Meteor Foreskin

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Boistinker

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: underhanded awkward



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Rose home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Rose home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  genital piercing



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: 180 grizzly striped hyena den



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Impressive Sex Offender



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Charismatic amethyst forum alpha



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Rose home

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: bossy stag film liquid oxygen



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: honey-headed filthy karate



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Burgundy Sneaky Criminal Reading Party

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: territorial athletic conference

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: aqua mexican



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored box office idiot



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: honey-headed filthy karate



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