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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
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well whtever it is, its 180
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: vivacious mad cow disease stead

Go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#36040540)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: federal racy theater persian

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Elite parlour



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Khaki marvelous forum multi-billionaire

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: zippy sable property gunner



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle really tough guy locale



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Elite parlour

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: metal beady-eyed set tank

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259882)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: spectacular institution old irish cottage

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: seedy degenerate

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: lascivious snowy stag film sex offender

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: zippy sable property gunner



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: lascivious snowy stag film sex offender



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook

This is Brunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259687)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Lake Mind-boggling Sanctuary Indirect Expression



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Nighttime aromatic chapel nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30261105)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: Galvanic Bright Library Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262345)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: heady unholy lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: vivacious mad cow disease stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Henna scourge upon the earth hell

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: bistre stage newt

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: chest-beating resort marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: bistre stage newt

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling corner foreskin

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: frozen chocolate regret native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: lascivious snowy stag film sex offender

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: hateful high-end potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Tripping hairraiser son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Haunting soggy jap

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Coral concupiscible therapy

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy titillating windowlicker den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: godawful anal gaming laptop

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Blue Feces Philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Flickering pungent faggotry love of her life

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Lake Mind-boggling Sanctuary Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: mahogany house-broken church building

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Dull mediation alpha

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: magenta dashing bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Haunting soggy jap

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Flickering pungent faggotry love of her life

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Haunting soggy jap

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Haunting soggy jap

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Haunting soggy jap

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: godawful anal gaming laptop

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: bull headed macaca meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: godawful anal gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Flickering pungent faggotry love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: unhinged swollen theater stage striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: yellow erotic milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Glassy garrison goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: claret voyeur heaven

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Buff curious state fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: pea-brained site round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: painfully honest indian lodge black woman

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: painfully honest indian lodge black woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: bull headed macaca meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: vivacious mad cow disease stead

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: bull headed macaca meetinghouse

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: zippy sable property gunner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Charismatic Deep Base Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: irate generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Navy halford parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: irate generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Shivering self-centered house giraffe

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: disturbing point

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Shivering self-centered house giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: disturbing point

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: 180 idea he suggested piazza

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: obsidian razzmatazz cuck gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: disturbing point

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: bisexual excitant cumskin station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: lascivious snowy stag film sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: pea-brained site round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: spectacular institution old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Big toilet seat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: magenta dashing bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: exciting gold abode sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Supple Effete Bawdyhouse

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Provocative deer antler dopamine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Gay flatulent nursing home antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Glassy garrison goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: poppy cheese-eating gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: heady unholy lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Odious Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: pink arousing weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: hateful high-end potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Provocative deer antler dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: poppy cheese-eating gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Histrionic Rehab Messiness

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: insanely creepy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Odious Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: godawful anal gaming laptop

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: bisexual excitant cumskin station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Ocher Sound Barrier

A billion

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy senate

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Coral concupiscible therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling corner foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: appetizing shrine

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Haunting soggy jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: shaky boistinker hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Iridescent Legal Warrant Box Office

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: godawful anal gaming laptop

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: spectacular institution old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Henna scourge upon the earth hell

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Wine bateful ape keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Adventurous fluffy center preventive strike

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Haunting soggy jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac place of business business firm

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Wine bateful ape keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Coral concupiscible therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: yapping thriller sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: yapping thriller sandwich

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Big toilet seat

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: lascivious snowy stag film sex offender

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Flickering pungent faggotry love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Mewling becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: bull headed macaca meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Coral concupiscible therapy

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: exciting gold abode sneaky criminal

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: appetizing shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Odious Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Navy halford parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: Wine bateful ape keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Odious Shitlib

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy titillating windowlicker den

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal maniacal theatre roommate

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: vibrant stock car temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: lime underhanded brethren

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Odious Shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Razzle orchestra pit

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: lilac irradiated public bath

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Coral concupiscible therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Flickering pungent faggotry love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Salmon contagious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Transparent Stimulating Step-uncle's House Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Transparent Stimulating Step-uncle's House Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: lascivious snowy stag film sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Provocative deer antler dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Adventurous fluffy center preventive strike

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Glittery Associate Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Charismatic Deep Base Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Navy halford parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Trip aquamarine field

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: swashbuckling corner foreskin

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: duck-like ruddy university clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: duck-like ruddy university clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: spectacular institution old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Flickering pungent faggotry love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: vivacious mad cow disease stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Useless slimy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Flickering pungent faggotry love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: gaped motley school cafeteria crotch

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: gaped motley school cafeteria crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: stirring silver international law enforcement agency

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: gaped motley school cafeteria crotch

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: gaped motley school cafeteria crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: appetizing shrine

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: gaped motley school cafeteria crotch

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: appetizing shrine

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle really tough guy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Beta fuchsia famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: electric confused dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: multi-colored bronze trump supporter headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: frozen chocolate regret native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: slap-happy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Fragrant up-to-no-good depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Midnight Cowboy (Christmas!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: vermilion church mother

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: gaped motley school cafeteria crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: vivacious mad cow disease stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: vivacious mad cow disease stead

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: bull headed macaca meetinghouse

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Red athletic conference double fault

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Nighttime aromatic chapel nibblets

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: gaped motley school cafeteria crotch

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: gaped motley school cafeteria crotch

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Nighttime aromatic chapel nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: sepia trailer park

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Galvanic Bright Library Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: gaped motley school cafeteria crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: offensive deranged space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: offensive deranged space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Cerebral new version mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34114430)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: irate generalized bond

THE GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Iridescent Legal Warrant Box Office

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: talking sick sweet tailpipe roast beef

We miss you johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#34510803)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Dark diverse mad-dog skullcap



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: gaped motley school cafeteria crotch



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: irate generalized bond

Please come back

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: gaped motley school cafeteria crotch



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: lime underhanded brethren



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Passionate Friendly Grandma



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Navy halford parlor

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: wonderful scarlet office prole



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: irate generalized bond



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Adventurous fluffy center preventive strike



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: cracking sapphire coffee pot tanning salon



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: wonderful scarlet office prole



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: gaped motley school cafeteria crotch



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: grizzly brunch

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#37168407)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Galvanic Bright Library Electric Furnace



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: irate generalized bond



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Nighttime aromatic chapel nibblets



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: wonderful scarlet office prole



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: alcoholic police squad



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: vivacious mad cow disease stead



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: alcoholic police squad



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: Coral concupiscible therapy



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: cracking sapphire coffee pot tanning salon



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lay



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: multi-colored bronze trump supporter headpube



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: Laughsome costumed trust fund spot



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Iridescent Legal Warrant Box Office

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: sooty stage volcanic crater



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Charismatic Deep Base Gaping

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Jet crawly filthpig travel guidebook



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Tantric Awkward Circlehead



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: Filthy whorehouse pozpig

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2/en-en/#48234121)



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: fishy twinkling uncleanness locus



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Charismatic Deep Base Gaping



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