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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
electric walnut psychic
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Contagious Self-absorbed Athletic Conference Stock Car
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Aquamarine ticket booth candlestick maker
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
electric walnut psychic
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Contagious Self-absorbed Athletic Conference Stock Car
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
electric walnut psychic
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
diverse range
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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Abnormal Sticky Kitchen
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submissive 180 striped hyena field
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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fragrant cuckoldry
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metal faggotry
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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submissive 180 striped hyena field
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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orchid misunderstood crackhouse
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
electric walnut psychic
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orchid misunderstood crackhouse
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
electric walnut psychic
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Aquamarine ticket booth candlestick maker
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
orchid misunderstood crackhouse
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
electric walnut psychic
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
orchid misunderstood crackhouse
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
electric walnut psychic
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
orchid misunderstood crackhouse
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
electric walnut psychic
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
orchid misunderstood crackhouse
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
electric walnut psychic
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
orchid misunderstood crackhouse
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
electric walnut psychic
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
electric walnut psychic
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
Peach milk
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Peach milk
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
spectacular ape incel
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electric walnut psychic
  08/20/18
Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
Talking theater patrolman
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Cruel-hearted voyeur
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
bat-shit-crazy nursing home persian
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Crystalline Mind-boggling School
  08/21/18
Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
Cruel-hearted voyeur
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lol johnsmeyer
big station
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
Nofapping carnelian son of senegal piazza
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Coincidence that crows are black?
Heady blue dingle berry house
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Lawman8 weeping
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orchid misunderstood crackhouse
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
electric walnut psychic
  11/14/19
historically important thread
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soul-stirring jap
  01/21/20
Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: electric walnut psychic

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Contagious Self-absorbed Athletic Conference Stock Car



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Aquamarine ticket booth candlestick maker

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: electric walnut psychic

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Contagious Self-absorbed Athletic Conference Stock Car

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: electric walnut psychic

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: diverse range

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Heady blue dingle berry house

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: fragrant cuckoldry



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: dark mewling base pistol



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: filthy exhilarant theater stage nibblets



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Pink tripping business firm wagecucks



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Nofapping carnelian son of senegal piazza

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: submissive 180 striped hyena field



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Abnormal Sticky Kitchen



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: submissive 180 striped hyena field



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: motley honey-headed sandwich

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: fragrant cuckoldry



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: metal faggotry



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: electric walnut psychic

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: submissive 180 striped hyena field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Overrated seedy fortuitous meteor quadroon

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: At-the-ready fighting point



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: dark mewling base pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: electric walnut psychic

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: electric walnut psychic

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Aquamarine ticket booth candlestick maker

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood crackhouse

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: electric walnut psychic

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood crackhouse

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: electric walnut psychic

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood crackhouse

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: electric walnut psychic

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood crackhouse

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: electric walnut psychic

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood crackhouse

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: electric walnut psychic

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: electric walnut psychic

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Peach milk

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Peach milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: spectacular ape incel

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: electric walnut psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Talking theater patrolman

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy nursing home persian

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: buck-toothed dashing toaster hospital

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Crystalline Mind-boggling School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653333)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted voyeur

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: big station

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Nofapping carnelian son of senegal piazza

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Heady blue dingle berry house

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Twisted embarrassed to the bone property

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: orchid misunderstood crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36682455)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: electric walnut psychic

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: spectacular ape incel

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39467939)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: electric walnut psychic

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Salmon dilemma faggot firefighter



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