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reminder: nobody really understands how computers work AT ALL

that computers have been useful in any way is solely the res...
titillating forum mad-dog skullcap
  11/14/18
Visual depiction of Boltzmann Brain in first ever working tr...
Racy native
  12/12/18
(circuits masterman)
histrionic flickering pozpig
  11/14/18
its ones and zeroes
Shimmering Vigorous Church
  11/14/18
Seems straightforwardly wrong
Buff Dilemma Tank
  11/14/18
I don't follow.
glassy lodge reading party
  11/14/18
i was going to make basically the same thread, but about mod...
Lemon Theatre Turdskin
  11/14/18
What
Buff Dilemma Tank
  11/14/18
like the old argument about the complexity of the human eye,...
Lemon Theatre Turdskin
  11/14/18
i was thinking this as I did 75mph around a curve recently, ...
Mentally impaired black internal respiration
  06/30/25
high and low voltage as way to represent 0s and 1s, which ar...
at-the-ready hairless spot
  11/14/18
just so!
titillating forum mad-dog skullcap
  11/14/18
Migration of holes through a semiconductor. ALUs and memory ...
glassy lodge reading party
  11/14/18
...
arousing well-lubricated locale
  02/17/19
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titillating forum mad-dog skullcap
  11/16/18
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titillating forum mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/18
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbGLTg...
spectacular fanboi
  12/12/18
this is the modern equivalent of people saying thunder is th...
titillating forum mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/18
Other than the obvious possibility that you're flame, where ...
spectacular fanboi
  12/12/18
(guy in the pocket of BIGCOMPUTER)
titillating forum mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/18
If you're opposed to BIGCOMPUTER, why not learn things for y...
spectacular fanboi
  12/12/18
lol yeah just read my pamphlet bro.
titillating forum mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/18
lol yeah, right. that thing there eats javascript and gives ...
green whorehouse
  12/12/18
...
hyperactive abode
  12/12/18
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Claret Frozen Sanctuary Indirect Expression
  12/13/18
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spruce theater
  12/13/18
There's a big secret in engineering that's revealed to you o...
heady crystalline crackhouse
  12/12/18
I'm too dumb to understand this without abstracting it away ...
dun bisexual shrine trust fund
  12/12/18
How is the vibration of the quartz in a CPU heuristic? It's ...
disturbing massive hunting ground
  12/12/18
utter flame. circuit behavior is non linear sure but the ide...
Cerise sadistic office
  12/12/18
Thought he was talking about semiconductor behavior approach...
hateful house degenerate
  12/12/18
we are nowhere close to that yet wrt semiconductor fabricati...
Cerise sadistic office
  12/12/18
You have any idea why Intel is having so many problems with ...
hateful house degenerate
  12/12/18
no idea
Cerise sadistic office
  12/12/18
Multiple offset litho passes per layer. Geometric increase i...
bright ticket booth
  12/13/18
it honestly blows my mind how invested people like you are i...
titillating forum mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/18
wait what
Cerise sadistic office
  12/12/18
maybe i’m not being fair and you know the truth but yo...
titillating forum mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/18
...
green whorehouse
  12/12/18
...
heady crystalline crackhouse
  12/12/18
...
heady crystalline crackhouse
  12/12/18
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hairraiser temple son of senegal
  02/17/19
Computer tp poasted this flame
heady crystalline crackhouse
  01/10/21
have you ever OPENED a computer? it's just a bunch of littl...
Shaky chapel legend
  12/12/18
made from fucking dirt! little cargo cult computer "eng...
titillating forum mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/18
This is true about lots of stuff. We know how pencils work, ...
Trip heaven
  12/12/18
eh I could have guessed 'insert graphite between two carved ...
spruce theater
  12/12/18
what's graphite
dun bisexual shrine trust fund
  12/13/18
...
Claret Frozen Sanctuary Indirect Expression
  12/13/18
no idea. fine, insert lead.
spruce theater
  12/13/18
cr. what are the best methods for identifying a lead deposit...
Claret Frozen Sanctuary Indirect Expression
  12/13/18
wait for people to die from lead poisoning, burn corpses to ...
spruce theater
  12/13/18
should i get skippy or jif peanus butter? i'm going to ta...
Vibrant bearded library
  12/13/18
...
titillating forum mad-dog skullcap
  02/17/19
...
titillating forum mad-dog skullcap
  01/10/21
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
mahogany dashing toaster shitlib
  01/10/21
Was going to make this same thread about iphones
Diverse skinny woman haunted graveyard
  01/10/21
It’s just logic gates man. You and most xoers don&rsqu...
drab curious menage
  01/10/21
We all understand logic games buddy
concupiscible olive jap new version
  06/30/25
...
titillating forum mad-dog skullcap
  11/26/21
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titillating forum mad-dog skullcap
  05/29/22
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titillating forum mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
you a HAM elmer or what
aromatic set
  06/30/25
maybe, but i don’t know what that is.
titillating forum mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
Silicon engineers are modern alchemists.
Thriller impressive ape
  06/30/25


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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: titillating forum mad-dog skullcap

that computers have been useful in any way is solely the result of an inconceivably unlikely coincidence of pure random chance; an a.i. boltzmann brain. and the music could stop at any moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37235683)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:12 AM
Author: Racy native

Visual depiction of Boltzmann Brain in first ever working transistor.

https://i.imgur.com/hFrQqjC.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393951)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: histrionic flickering pozpig

(circuits masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37235686)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: Shimmering Vigorous Church

its ones and zeroes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37235731)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Buff Dilemma Tank

Seems straightforwardly wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37235735)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: glassy lodge reading party

I don't follow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37235737)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: Lemon Theatre Turdskin

i was going to make basically the same thread, but about modern day cars. their complexity is absurd and the likelihood that they should even work at all is astronomically small and unbelievable; a proof of God that you can physically get into and drive to the supermarket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37235746)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Buff Dilemma Tank

What

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37235750)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: Lemon Theatre Turdskin

like the old argument about the complexity of the human eye, but about cars instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37235800)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Mentally impaired black internal respiration

i was thinking this as I did 75mph around a curve recently, family in tow.

a dozen other people were doing it, and Id done it 10000000 times.

we just presume, yeah these tires will work and avert the cliff we are hurdling to at unnatural speeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061482)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: at-the-ready hairless spot

high and low voltage as way to represent 0s and 1s, which are used to implement logic and arithmetic, organized into more or less complicated control flow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37235754)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: titillating forum mad-dog skullcap

just so!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37235780)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: glassy lodge reading party

Migration of holes through a semiconductor. ALUs and memory management. Instruction sets and compilers.

This is all well understood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37235785)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: arousing well-lubricated locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37797523)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: titillating forum mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37243183)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: titillating forum mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393567)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: spectacular fanboi

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbGLTgA1cVbGtIafoKH3uIOwI0XEQ5S7Djd1BibWursVVGVKFQNA

Not that fucking hard bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393587)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: titillating forum mad-dog skullcap

this is the modern equivalent of people saying thunder is the sound of the gods bowling or whatever. it makes sense based on our woefully insufficient understanding but is completely made up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393600)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: spectacular fanboi

Other than the obvious possibility that you're flame, where are you trying to go with this?

If the Vikings had some theory about lightning and Thor, and were able to use that theory to land a space craft on an asteroid, that would seem to lend credibility to that theory.

If you feel perplexed by computers, maybe take a couple beginner EE/CS classes? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393627)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: titillating forum mad-dog skullcap

(guy in the pocket of BIGCOMPUTER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393664)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: spectacular fanboi

If you're opposed to BIGCOMPUTER, why not learn things for yourself?

https://eater.net/8bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393745)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: titillating forum mad-dog skullcap

lol yeah just read my pamphlet bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393865)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: green whorehouse

lol yeah, right. that thing there eats javascript and gives me porn. not buying it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393679)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: hyperactive abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393683)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Claret Frozen Sanctuary Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37401308)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: spruce theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37401309)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:08 AM
Author: heady crystalline crackhouse

There's a big secret in engineering that's revealed to you only if you've spent enough time in advanced electrical engineering courses: MOSFETs and other types of transistors found in processors don't actually behave as described in those circuit diagrams; their behavior is in a hazy state between randomness and determinacy, which can only be poorly approximated with existing mathematical tools. CPU speeds are "heuristic" values that don't actually measure anything, but rather they're based on arbitrary standards without any physical reference. The same is true for memory, storage, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393660)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: dun bisexual shrine trust fund

I'm too dumb to understand this without abstracting it away into mysticism. This is evidence that there's a ghost in the machine, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393702)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:41 AM
Author: disturbing massive hunting ground

How is the vibration of the quartz in a CPU heuristic? It's like car RPM, but instead of a 360° turn of the wheels, a cpu clockspeed is it performing one full cycle of fetch-calc-send?

Edit: "To ensure proper operation of the CPU, the clock period is longer than the maximum time needed for all signals to propagate (move) through the CPU. In setting the clock period to a value well above the worst-case propagation delay, it is possible to design the entire CPU and the way it moves data around the "edges" of the rising and falling clock signal. This has the advantage of simplifying the CPU significantly, both from a design perspective and a component-count perspective. However, it also carries the disadvantage that the entire CPU must wait on its slowest elements, even though some portions of it are much faster. This limitation has largely been compensated for by various methods of increasing CPU parallelism"

Is that what you're talking about?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393754)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:59 AM
Author: Cerise sadistic office

utter flame. circuit behavior is non linear sure but the idea that they dont behave as designed is flame (excluding manufacturing/design defects). inverters invert, PLLs generate clock signals, ADC/DAC convert signals etc etc

CPU speeds are rough approximations to indicate speed at which the chip operates. it does mean something. try running latest video games on pentium processors if they dont mean anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393784)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: hateful house degenerate

Thought he was talking about semiconductor behavior approaching quantum mechanical physics due to feature sizes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393793)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: Cerise sadistic office

we are nowhere close to that yet wrt semiconductor fabrication/manufacturing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393848)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: hateful house degenerate

You have any idea why Intel is having so many problems with their 10nm node?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393856)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: Cerise sadistic office

no idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393866)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: bright ticket booth

Multiple offset litho passes per layer. Geometric increase in defects. The upcoming move to Extreme UV for below 10nm will allow them to move back to single pattern layers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37401319)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: titillating forum mad-dog skullcap

it honestly blows my mind how invested people like you are in this obvious lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393862)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: Cerise sadistic office

wait what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393868)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: titillating forum mad-dog skullcap

maybe i’m not being fair and you know the truth but you’re one of the people that benefits from perpetuating this ridiculous charade. in the end that’s probably worse, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393872)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: green whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393879)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: heady crystalline crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37398801)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: heady crystalline crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37398426)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: hairraiser temple son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37797520)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 3:57 PM
Author: heady crystalline crackhouse

Computer tp poasted this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#41724245)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Shaky chapel legend

have you ever OPENED a computer?

it's just a bunch of little wires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393672)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: titillating forum mad-dog skullcap

made from fucking dirt! little cargo cult computer "engineers" patting themselves on the back all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393678)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Trip heaven

This is true about lots of stuff. We know how pencils work, but literally no individual knows how to make one: https://www.econlib.org/library/Essays/rdPncl.html?chapter_num=2#book-reader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393714)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:23 AM
Author: spruce theater

eh I could have guessed 'insert graphite between two carved pieces of wood then crimp tin around components'. and everyone knows how they work - graphite stick paper make mark rubber make graphite unstick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37393858)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: dun bisexual shrine trust fund

what's graphite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37401299)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Claret Frozen Sanctuary Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37401310)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: spruce theater

no idea. fine, insert lead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37401311)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Claret Frozen Sanctuary Indirect Expression

cr. what are the best methods for identifying a lead deposit and safely mining it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37401352)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: spruce theater

wait for people to die from lead poisoning, burn corpses to extract lead

EZPZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37401431)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Vibrant bearded library

should i get skippy or jif peanus butter?

i'm going to target later.

and don't tell me peanus butter is faggot, i know that already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37401369)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: titillating forum mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#37796850)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: titillating forum mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#41724226)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: mahogany dashing toaster shitlib

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#41724259)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: Diverse skinny woman haunted graveyard

Was going to make this same thread about iphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#41724261)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:04 PM
Author: drab curious menage

It’s just logic gates man. You and most xoers don’t understand them because you’re all polisci shitheads and not alpha stem bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#41724271)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: concupiscible olive jap new version

We all understand logic games buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061510)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: titillating forum mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#43511565)



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Date: May 29th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: titillating forum mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#44595289)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: titillating forum mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061461)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: aromatic set

you a HAM elmer or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061478)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: titillating forum mad-dog skullcap

maybe, but i don’t know what that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061919)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Thriller impressive ape

Silicon engineers are modern alchemists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061504)