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Jose Canseco spells own name wrong in tweet

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1367239016328830977
big pit useless brakes
  03/03/21
he's just helping out his buddy jose conseco with his car wa...
Appetizing hall gay wizard
  03/03/21
with some gass
beta titillating step-uncle's house newt
  05/12/21
He's not a native english speaker. whatev
Mustard multi-colored friendly grandma
  03/03/21
lol, 180
Vigorous space
  03/03/21
ah yes, that explains why he has trouble spelling English wo...
fear-inspiring pink toilet seat international law enforcement agency
  08/06/21
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Sable Soggy Fat Ankles
  08/06/21
LMAO.
Cocky locale queen of the night
  08/06/21
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harsh dragon
  08/06/21
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Vivacious Splenetic Church Building
  08/17/22
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Cocky locale queen of the night
  08/17/22
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citrine goal in life son of senegal
  07/03/23
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ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp
  12/10/25
wow turns out ppl fuckin hate jose canseco
Flirting kitchen
  03/03/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foi-McBulkw
Vigorous space
  03/03/21
him and ricky henderson were my favorite baseball players as...
mewling sickened background story
  03/03/21
mfcr
cheese-eating water buffalo
  08/17/22
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1380799274775052297
big pit useless brakes
  04/10/21
whoa. that twitter feed is something else.
burgundy theatre place of business
  04/10/21
lol, he did it again https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/stat...
big pit useless brakes
  05/12/21
come getting out of graft and car washing some gas tp
beta titillating step-uncle's house newt
  05/12/21
Drunk
Hairraiser Well-lubricated Hominid Headpube
  05/12/21
laughing so hard I'm crying
hyperactive house-broken casino tank
  05/12/21
Any Vegas poasters want to go hang with Jose at his car wash...
big pit useless brakes
  05/12/21
ive been following jose canseco on twitter for years, he alw...
Ocher Frum University Philosopher-king
  05/12/21
Lmao Also Ho Lee Fuk had no idea his daughter was so hot
Cocky locale queen of the night
  06/24/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1407837900381720586
big pit useless brakes
  06/23/21
...
Cocky locale queen of the night
  06/24/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412845409643474948
big pit useless brakes
  07/07/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412992966138810372
big pit useless brakes
  07/08/21
He's onto us https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1409985...
big pit useless brakes
  07/08/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1423715257323646987
big pit useless brakes
  08/06/21
Just spent ~10 minutes reading Jose Canseco tweets...speechl...
grizzly school
  08/06/21
...
Cocky locale queen of the night
  08/06/21
holy shit, his daughter is a fucking dime https://twitter...
grizzly school
  08/06/21
Wow
Cocky locale queen of the night
  08/06/21
no shit hes jose canseco
cheese-eating water buffalo
  08/17/22
...
Cocky locale queen of the night
  08/17/22
Plastic surgery disaster
brilliant area
  12/04/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4875197&fo...
Cocky locale queen of the night
  08/06/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1429615143655116801
big pit useless brakes
  08/22/21
180000000000000000
Cocky locale queen of the night
  08/22/21
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dashing jet crackhouse multi-billionaire
  08/17/22
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Cocky locale queen of the night
  08/17/22
zero fucks just win at everything all the time
Ultramarine Slimy Stead Depressive
  08/17/22
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Cocky locale queen of the night
  08/17/22
...
Cocky locale queen of the night
  12/08/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1559654784436617216
big pit useless brakes
  08/17/22
18000000000000000000000000 Especially because I was just ...
Cocky locale queen of the night
  08/17/22
ESL latinos are a lower class than blacks. i rarely think ab...
Flesh Chest-beating Range Immigrant
  08/17/22
Canseco actually isn't ESL. He moved to the US at age 1 and...
big pit useless brakes
  02/17/23
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1626761598185639936
big pit useless brakes
  02/17/23
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco No college will ever give you ...
big pit useless brakes
  08/06/23
...
Cocky locale queen of the night
  12/04/23
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Drab jewess menage
  12/04/23
🐢🀝🐢
Cocky locale queen of the night
  12/04/23
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Cocky locale queen of the night
  11/21/23
What is Jose trying to tell us here? https://twitter.com/...
big pit useless brakes
  12/10/23
to be fair, the a and o keys are often mistakenly used due t...
High-end location weed whacker
  12/10/23
XO meetup with XO Jose Canseco April 27th in Woodbridge NJ. ...
big pit useless brakes
  02/13/24
https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1794755413738705278
big pit useless brakes
  05/26/24
https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1893800468502950271
big pit useless brakes
  02/23/25


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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: big pit useless brakes

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1367239016328830977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42044006)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: Appetizing hall gay wizard

he's just helping out his buddy jose conseco with his car wash i dont see the issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42044009)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: beta titillating step-uncle's house newt

with some gass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42450579)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: Mustard multi-colored friendly grandma

He's not a native english speaker. whatev

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42044010)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:22 PM
Author: Vigorous space

lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42044188)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:41 PM
Author: fear-inspiring pink toilet seat international law enforcement agency

ah yes, that explains why he has trouble spelling English words like "Jose Canseco"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42909987)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Sable Soggy Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42910049)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Cocky locale queen of the night

LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42910051)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: harsh dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42910054)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:24 AM
Author: Vivacious Splenetic Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#45025484)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:25 AM
Author: Cocky locale queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#45025487)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: citrine goal in life son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#46505692)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#49499304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:17 PM
Author: Flirting kitchen

wow turns out ppl fuckin hate jose canseco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42044168)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:22 PM
Author: Vigorous space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foi-McBulkw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42044187)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:25 PM
Author: mewling sickened background story

him and ricky henderson were my favorite baseball players as a kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42044201)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: cheese-eating water buffalo

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#45025491)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 6:07 PM
Author: big pit useless brakes

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1380799274775052297

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42255641)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 6:13 PM
Author: burgundy theatre place of business

whoa. that twitter feed is something else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42255664)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: big pit useless brakes

lol, he did it again

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1392586123239518208

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42450567)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:30 PM
Author: beta titillating step-uncle's house newt

come getting out of graft and car washing some gas tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42450584)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser Well-lubricated Hominid Headpube

Drunk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42450573)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: hyperactive house-broken casino tank

laughing so hard I'm crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42450580)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 9:39 PM
Author: big pit useless brakes

Any Vegas poasters want to go hang with Jose at his car wash and report back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42451287)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: Ocher Frum University Philosopher-king

ive been following jose canseco on twitter for years, he always fucking delivers

this is another recent one that was an instant classic:

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1365826972346064899?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42451303)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:28 AM
Author: Cocky locale queen of the night

Lmao

Also Ho Lee Fuk had no idea his daughter was so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42677568)



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Date: June 23rd, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: big pit useless brakes

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1407837900381720586

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42676625)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:29 AM
Author: Cocky locale queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42677569)



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Date: July 7th, 2021 2:52 PM
Author: big pit useless brakes

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412845409643474948

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42744740)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 12:55 AM
Author: big pit useless brakes

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412992966138810372

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42747723)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 12:56 AM
Author: big pit useless brakes

He's onto us

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1409985252878032897

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42747724)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: big pit useless brakes

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1423715257323646987

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42909915)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: grizzly school

Just spent ~10 minutes reading Jose Canseco tweets...speechless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42910032)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:51 PM
Author: Cocky locale queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42910039)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: grizzly school

holy shit, his daughter is a fucking dime

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1365826828955312129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42910045)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:55 PM
Author: Cocky locale queen of the night

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42910059)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: cheese-eating water buffalo

no shit hes jose canseco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#45025492)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 1:46 AM
Author: Cocky locale queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#45025795)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:40 PM
Author: brilliant area

Plastic surgery disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#47132317)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Cocky locale queen of the night

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4875197&forum_id=2#42802051

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42910050)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: big pit useless brakes

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1429615143655116801

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42992883)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 9:30 PM
Author: Cocky locale queen of the night

180000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#42992892)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:06 AM
Author: dashing jet crackhouse multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#45025433)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: Cocky locale queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#45029075)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine Slimy Stead Depressive

zero fucks just win at everything all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#45029122)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: Cocky locale queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#45029856)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 1:49 AM
Author: Cocky locale queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#43576881)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: big pit useless brakes

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1559654784436617216

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#45025420)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: Cocky locale queen of the night

18000000000000000000000000

Especially because I was just thinking of this thread the other day, for some mysterious reason...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#45025477)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: Flesh Chest-beating Range Immigrant

ESL latinos are a lower class than blacks. i rarely think about it but stuff like this confirms it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#45025489)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 9:12 PM
Author: big pit useless brakes

Canseco actually isn't ESL. He moved to the US at age 1 and speaks unaccented American English.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#45948891)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 9:11 PM
Author: big pit useless brakes

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1626761598185639936

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#45948885)



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Date: August 6th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: big pit useless brakes

Jose Canseco

@JoseCanseco

No college will ever give you a masters in life

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1688247028974063616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#46635673)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Cocky locale queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#47132300)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:38 PM
Author: Drab jewess menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#47132312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: Cocky locale queen of the night

🐢🀝🐢

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#47134002)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: Cocky locale queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#47082850)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: big pit useless brakes

What is Jose trying to tell us here?

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1733722863876624628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#47153228)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: High-end location weed whacker

to be fair, the a and o keys are often mistakenly used due to their closeness on the keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#47153239)



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Date: February 13th, 2024 7:06 PM
Author: big pit useless brakes

XO meetup with XO Jose Canseco April 27th in Woodbridge NJ. Only $59 (non-refundable)

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1757555458771169666

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#47399761)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: big pit useless brakes

https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1794755413738705278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: big pit useless brakes

https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1893800468502950271

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2/en-en/#48687811)