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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: cowardly water buffalo

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43053104)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Cobalt faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle frum weed whacker

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: anal dashing lodge factory reset button

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42944245)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43053102)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43183891)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Citrine famous landscape painting fortuitous meteor

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43199501)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43202536)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Fluffy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43202544)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43202647)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43515330)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43523933)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43525643)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Citrine famous landscape painting fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43525655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43525672)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: maroon nofapping stage jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49639864)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: amethyst people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49652472)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49652480)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Arousing school cafeteria

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Arousing school cafeteria

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac property patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42883021)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Primrose native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42883064)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42944196)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Dead Space

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: curious giraffe center

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42954648)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42954896)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42969770)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Adventurous Boltzmann Ticket Booth

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Unholy Concupiscible Theatre Hissy Fit

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: curious giraffe center

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43183889)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43183888)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#42989440)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: painfully honest fantasy-prone son of senegal

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Cobalt faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Offensive pea-brained quadroon

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: painfully honest fantasy-prone son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: painfully honest fantasy-prone son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: mahogany affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Electric coiffed volcanic crater

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Electric coiffed volcanic crater

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Electric coiffed volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Electric coiffed volcanic crater

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: confused histrionic candlestick maker yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Arousing school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: startled ivory party of the first part

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: startled ivory party of the first part

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: startled ivory party of the first part

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Violent Effete Depressive Sanctuary

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911902)