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It's 11pm. You're walking out the doors of Davis Polk onto Lexington. Pop Smoke
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM Author: Narrow-minded Indigo Patrolman Hunting Ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43762961) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM Author: flushed parlour turdskin “ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ” such a nice line |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: tan really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43763167) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: Stirring coral giraffe "The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."
how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM Author: thriller filthy area immigrant "mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43767508) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM Author: Lake ratface juggernaut it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM Author: harsh chad Pop smoke is dead Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories? |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM Author: Beady-eyed Elastic Band This is what brings him back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43764127) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM Author: Narrow-minded Indigo Patrolman Hunting Ground He's all about Makin' It Rain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43764129) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: Beady-eyed Elastic Band it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43764141) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM Author: Narrow-minded Indigo Patrolman Hunting Ground Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/en-en/#43764304) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM Author: Elite boistinker quadroon Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"
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"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.
"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.
"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.
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