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Found a typo on p 31 of Wachtell’s Twitter complaint

They’re not sending their best folks: https://www.w...
Crawly church building associate
  07/13/22
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Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year
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I couldn't find it
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UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.
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The important thing is that you got the conversation started
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OP is rainmaker material
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Was/were?
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In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it...
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  07/31/22
You are correct
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This reminds me of the time I messed up the spelling of wher...
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I filed a complaint spelled "compliant" once. I w...
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I once filed “Plaintiff called in dick the following d...
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Horrible/ hilarious
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Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.
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In law school, I pointed out that mistake in my professor's ...
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Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?
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Under duress. Calling in dick support.
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First page: its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk...
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now we’re talking
Purple volcanic crater field
  07/13/22
Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.
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“Musk” shall mean the corporeal form of Star God...
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I picture you saying this like Project Pat says "real r...
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I consider this a great compliment
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Project Pat is 6'6"
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jfc
mahogany national
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lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized
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Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.
Crawly church building associate
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I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definiti...
frozen boyish yarmulke
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Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.
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Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption an...
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if they didnt feel the need to define tweet then that means ...
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5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell. ...
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what's wrong with it?
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A pause sounds more natural
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separates dependent and independent clauses.
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Because "After the market fell" is the predicate o...
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Adds dramatic effect.
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Errant comma
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They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint...
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SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!
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There is a clear divide between tranny’s and litigator...
Crawly church building associate
  07/13/22
There’s a trend of not defining terms when they are ob...
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I never define obvious terms in pleadings but I do in MSJs
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Crawly church building associate
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Actual typo on page 53: "Musk’s claimed 'beli...
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That’s word choice, not a typo.
Crawly church building associate
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Maybe, but I doubt it.
Floppy university place of business
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It's word choice brother
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Doubtful.
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You’re outing yourself as ESL
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58. Under an equity commitment letter dated April 20, 2022, ...
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Also you don't accept an equity commitment letter from Elon ...
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With a purchase price of $54.20
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WLRK BTFO, shortly to announce dissolution of partnership.
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Actually, I think purchase price is right because $21 billio...
Crawly church building associate
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(Peter J. Walsh, Jr.)
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The purchase price is more precise. Purchase could include a...
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then you say "to use towards the purchase price"
Floppy university place of business
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You British?
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(Car salesman)
Crawly church building associate
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My background as a British car salesman is not relevant!
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A lot of bad word choices and just bad writing in general he...
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I disagree that this is bad writing. It’s pretentious...
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Funny because I’d think it’s a little casual if ...
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This will be the most read complaint of the year. For the j...
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Keep coping btich
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The writing is fine.
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It's a good complaint. I'm mirin'.
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Wait, so no one found a typo?
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not one
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cr, you absolutely MUST save as a new doc v1
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it just looks tryhard. 1 is more mysterious and perfect
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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:40 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate

They’re not sending their best folks:

https://www.wlrk.com/docs/76660099_Final-Verified-Complaint.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843025)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Opaque Nowag

Congratulations, it was placed there intentionally as a test. You are now a partner at WLRK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843031)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: diverse jew

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843034)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: excitant glassy background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843332)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Orchid well-lubricated area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844724)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: Sapphire arousing gunner brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844792)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: dashing principal's office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846146)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: shimmering curious pistol haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44847270)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:26 AM
Author: carmine provocative internal respiration messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848537)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: Adulterous lay people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#46503579)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:48 AM
Author: irradiated lemon casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#46503581)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:49 AM
Author: red mind-boggling market personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#47367388)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:08 AM
Author: mahogany national

Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#47367443)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Sapphire arousing gunner brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#48259868)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Transparent corner

I couldn't find it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843036)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate

UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843051)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Purple volcanic crater field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843055)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: frozen boyish yarmulke

The important thing is that you got the conversation started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843162)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Alcoholic Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843220)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: metal aphrodisiac reading party dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843707)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:40 PM
Author: Milky filthpig public bath

OP is rainmaker material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845391)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: dashing principal's office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846147)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:17 AM
Author: vermilion doctorate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44847994)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:57 AM
Author: contagious library

Was/were?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848442)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Crawly church building associate

In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it opens the sentence to different readings, but I think a strict reading is grammatically correct if we're accepting "Tweeted" as a correct verb.

Legally, however, this probably wasn't a misrepresentation since Elon divided 9,000 accounts per quarter (90 days) as 100 accounts per day. So it's all fucking lawyer spittle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44858973)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Buff Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44942665)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:38 AM
Author: Glittery patrolman

You are correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#47367382)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:42 AM
Author: diverse jew

This reminds me of the time I messed up the spelling of wherefore in one of my wherefore clauses. Its haunted me for 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843042)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Purple volcanic crater field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843059)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: excitant glassy background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843333)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease

I filed a complaint spelled "compliant" once. I want to put a bullet in my skull to purge this disgrace from my consciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844679)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Crawly church building associate

I once filed “Plaintiff called in dick the following day.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845454)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease

Horrible/ hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845733)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:28 PM
Author: Purple volcanic crater field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845771)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Shivering theater stage

Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845855)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: Haunting spot

In law school, I pointed out that mistake in my professor's textbook ("pubic menace").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846014)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:11 PM
Author: Shivering theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846303)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:44 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate

Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848814)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: Haunting spot

Under duress. Calling in dick support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846008)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: dashing principal's office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846726)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: salmon house-broken state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44847264)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:27 AM
Author: carmine provocative internal respiration messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848540)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mauve Lettuce Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#48259997)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Disgusting orchestra pit quadroon

First page:

its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk

1. In April 2022, Elon Musk

Now, less than three months later, Musk

Pick one, shittigators!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843050)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Purple volcanic crater field

now we’re talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843057)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: diverse jew

Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843058)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate

“Musk” shall mean the corporeal form of Star God 965488753:23, commonly known as Elon Musk, and shall include all Tweets associated with the Twitter account @elonmusk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: Crimson gas station turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843731)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:29 PM
Author: garnet parlor dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843752)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Rusted cerebral crackhouse elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44847143)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease

I picture you saying this like Project Pat says "real recognize real"

https://i.discogs.com/nw2JLpOM3UiEPJr8Mxznfnb0iJFJWRojXe_Rhuy_f5c/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:595/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI0NzM2/ODktMTU4NzYzMzA1/Ni03MDA3LmpwZWc.jpeg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845753)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Disgusting orchestra pit quadroon

I consider this a great compliment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845896)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:59 AM
Author: contagious library

Project Pat is 6'6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848443)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:19 AM
Author: mahogany national

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#47367449)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Opaque Nowag

lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843067)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Disgusting orchestra pit quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843070)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Purple volcanic crater field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843073)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate

Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843087)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: frozen boyish yarmulke

I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definition of Tweet the first time they used it along with (collectively, "The Tweets," each act of publishing a Tweet on Twitter an instance of "Tweeting", and each act of "Tweeting" referred to as "Tweeted" in the past tense) or whatever the fuck. Is it possible biglaw has dialed back the faggotry since I went in house wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843091)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Disgusting orchestra pit quadroon

Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843096)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate

Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption and a busy judge and can be amended and they will agree to definitions before trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843107)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: stimulating pit pisswyrm

if they didnt feel the need to define tweet then that means they dialed up the faggotry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843106)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Sapphire arousing gunner brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844767)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: Disgusting orchestra pit quadroon

5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell.

What is the purpose of the comma?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843082)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Milk Sandwich

what's wrong with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843093)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Transparent corner

A pause sounds more natural

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843094)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate

Following this poast, the author learned about prepositional phrases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843101)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Alcoholic Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843232)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: Floppy university place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843287)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: exhilarant coldplay fan corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843294)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: Crimson gas station turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843734)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Sapphire arousing gunner brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844776)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Purple volcanic crater field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845777)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845784)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Rusted cerebral crackhouse elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44847145)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:00 AM
Author: contagious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848444)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: carmine provocative internal respiration messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848541)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:50 AM
Author: Jet razzmatazz idiot

One shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#46503582)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:53 AM
Author: red mind-boggling market personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#47367391)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 9:10 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#47647351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: hairraiser disturbing bawdyhouse

separates dependent and independent clauses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843110)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Amber up-to-no-good stain

Because "After the market fell" is the predicate of the sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843116)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Alcoholic Whorehouse

Adds dramatic effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843237)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: hairraiser disturbing bawdyhouse

Errant comma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843105)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Disgusting orchestra pit quadroon

They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint, but then go on to use capitalized "Company Material Adverse Effect" over and over again. LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843113)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:00 AM
Author: frozen boyish yarmulke

SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843144)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843193)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:20 AM
Author: mahogany national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#47367450)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 7:32 AM
Author: dashing principal's office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#47367537)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:11 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate

There is a clear divide between tranny’s and litigators in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843198)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: Racy hell

There’s a trend of not defining terms when they are obvious in litigation documents. There is only one merger agreement at issue here and everyone knows which one it is. This is a Brian Garner thing IIRC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844586)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: At-the-ready umber box office mad-dog skullcap

I never define obvious terms in pleadings but I do in MSJs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844780)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: pea-brained mother antidepressant drug

That's so fucking sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846534)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:18 PM
Author: deep vibrant nibblets french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846677)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Crawly church building associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#45937676)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:13 AM
Author: Floppy university place of business

Actual typo on page 53:

"Musk’s claimed 'belie[f]' is of course no proof of misrepresentation" should be "NOT proof".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843215)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate

That’s word choice, not a typo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843222)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Floppy university place of business

Maybe, but I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843230)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: contagious library

It's word choice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848692)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:52 PM
Author: Crimson gas station turdskin

Doubtful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44849960)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: Crawly church building associate

You’re outing yourself as ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44850628)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: exhilarant coldplay fan corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843236)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: carmine provocative internal respiration messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Disgusting orchestra pit quadroon

58. Under an equity commitment letter dated April 20, 2022, Musk also personally agreed to contribute to or otherwise provide to Parent $21 billion of equity capital to be used to fund the purchase price.

You don't fund the purchase price, you fund the purchase itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843240)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: Floppy university place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843264)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: frozen boyish yarmulke

Also you don't accept an equity commitment letter from Elon Musk on 4/20 he was obviously high. JFC twitter that one is on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843273)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Disgusting orchestra pit quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843275)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate

With a purchase price of $54.20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843545)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Opaque Nowag

WLRK BTFO, shortly to announce dissolution of partnership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843274)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate

Actually, I think purchase price is right because $21 billion is only part of the cost and wouldn’t pay for the purchase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843283)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Disgusting orchestra pit quadroon

(Peter J. Walsh, Jr.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843327)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: exhilarant coldplay fan corn cake

The purchase price is more precise. Purchase could include a lot of other stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843290)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: Floppy university place of business

then you say "to use towards the purchase price"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843297)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: exhilarant coldplay fan corn cake

You British?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843299)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate

(Car salesman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843306)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Floppy university place of business

My background as a British car salesman is not relevant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843310)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Exciting Tanning Salon Water Buffalo

A lot of bad word choices and just bad writing in general here.

Paragraph 91 - "On June 1, 2022, Twitter responded by refuting that it had 'refused' provision of data."

"Twitter responded by refuting Musk's allegation that it had 'refused' provision of data" would make more sense.

Paragraph 101 - "Musk leveled serious charges, both publicly and through lawyer letters, that Twitter had misled its investors and customers."

WTF are "lawyer letters"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843599)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Crawly church building associate

I disagree that this is bad writing. It’s pretentious in parts, but it’s written for a Chancery judge while also being simple enough lay people will read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843643)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: exhilarant coldplay fan corn cake

Funny because I’d think it’s a little casual if anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844011)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: Crawly church building associate

This will be the most read complaint of the year. For the judge their point is that this dude doesn’t care about the law and you have to make him. For the public they just want to portray him as bad.

They’re a little crossways though, in arguing this dude is trying to destroy Twitter for fun so you should make sure he can do that legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844418)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: hairless karate

Keep coping btich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843695)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: concupiscible macaca chapel

The writing is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844203)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: Floppy university place of business

It's a good complaint. I'm mirin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844762)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: Wonderful Dull Circlehead

"Lawyer letters" is used in biglaw to refer to unproductive threatening letters opposing parties send to each other before litigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845832)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Sable boistinker

"refuting that it had 'refused' to provide data" reads better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846393)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: flatulent cream jewess point

Should say "denying" or something. The alliteration is cumbersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44847083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: Sable boistinker

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44847271)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone menage

On page 2 they directly refer to SpaceX. I’m not a shitigator but shouldn’t they use the full company name followed by short form, i.e., Space Exploration Technologies Corp. (“SpaceX”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843715)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Territorial copper toilet seat center

Yes. It would also make the document longer and thereby make them seem smarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844084)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Emerald twinkling uncleanness nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844235)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Crawly church building associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845459)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: Cyan dead lodge pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848451)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:57 AM
Author: red mind-boggling market personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#47367392)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: Orange Pozpig Telephone

I still dont see it and suspect it’s not really a typo. I think people are going along with it because they don’t want to be seen as the person who doesn’t get it or disagrees about proper grammar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44843743)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: 180 geriatric meetinghouse famous landscape painting

is this seriously what you ppl do for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844044)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Transparent corner

And there's an intricacy

And intellectual rigor

Which is appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844060)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:23 PM
Author: Exciting Tanning Salon Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844529)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Shivering theater stage

ALL NIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845871)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Crimson gas station turdskin

I don't want to live in a world where World Wide Wes(ley) isn't practicing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846210)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: Cyan dead lodge pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848452)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Lascivious Very Tactful Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44849998)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: brindle impressive cuckoldry friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#46503577)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: fuchsia vivacious incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844089)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Purple volcanic crater field

yeah but there are lots of dull parts too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844117)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:44 PM
Author: Brilliant shrine goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844265)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: frozen boyish yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Crawly church building associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844442)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Crawly church building associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844443)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Crawly church building associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844444)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: Crawly church building associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844445)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: Crawly church building associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844450)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: exhilarant coldplay fan corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844585)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Aromatic henna native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844638)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Floppy university place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844673)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Sapphire arousing gunner brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844764)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:51 PM
Author: trip burgundy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845483)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: stirring lilac church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845828)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Infuriating mustard preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845998)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Disgusting orchestra pit quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846392)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: Shivering theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846696)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:16 AM
Author: contagious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848706)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:52 AM
Author: mentally impaired primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848846)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44860803)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Adventurous bright selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44860856)



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Date: August 2nd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Crawly church building associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44953025)



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Date: November 10th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: Crawly church building associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#45474893)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:28 PM
Author: smoky station sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#45937694)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: brindle impressive cuckoldry friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#46503578)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:35 AM
Author: brindle impressive cuckoldry friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#47367381)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:14 AM
Author: Medicated beady-eyed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#47367446)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Crawly church building associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#48259835)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: Purple volcanic crater field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#48259863)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Purple volcanic crater field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063229)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: frozen boyish yarmulke

If that's an honest question then I am jealous of your life experiences. What do you do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44844349)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845790)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: Motley Wrinkle Toaster

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845380)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: effete cruise ship gaming laptop

Wait, so no one found a typo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845723)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Infuriating mustard preventive strike

not one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846000)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: flatulent cream jewess point

Didn't even take that long to conclude there was no obvious typo. Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44847091)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:42 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848801)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:41 PM
Author: cracking factory reset button boiling water

They should get rid of those shlubs and hire me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845840)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:42 PM
Author: Shivering theater stage

Those TTT bums don't even scrub their metadata.

"Microsoft Word - 10238338_1.docx"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845848)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Wonderful Dull Circlehead

that is a legit mess-up actually. at least they saved the final as a new version. always lol when i see some 10 page brief took 25 versions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845862)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Infuriating mustard preventive strike

cr, you absolutely MUST save as a new doc v1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846005)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: comical gaped hall

180

a decade on xoxo and law firms still find new ways to fascinate me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846350)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Wonderful Dull Circlehead

got a TRO/PI brief from a v50 where a confidential contract was at issue. half of the brief was "redacted" with black highlighting.

we got conflicted out of the matter and it seemingly settled right away so unsure if anything came of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846389)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: Crimson gas station turdskin

Tranny mo here.

What significance does multiple versions have other than indicating carelessness or inefficiency? Prior versions are still covered by atty client privilege, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:14 PM
Author: Wonderful Dull Circlehead

yeah, it doesn't actually mean anything that im aware of, it's just amusing. also some lawyers obsessively version up when they make any changes, and some barely do it all.

also, a lot of people reveal the version by not deleting the doc id from the footer that imanage automatically adds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846654)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:16 AM
Author: Infuriating mustard preventive strike

it just looks tryhard. 1 is more mysterious and perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44847988)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:55 PM
Author: Shivering theater stage

What's with the use of sentence case in the higher level headings and title case in the subheadings?

https://files.catbox.moe/een323.png

Seems like a strange choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845922)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Shivering theater stage

TTT inconsistent BUMS!

https://files.catbox.moe/sq6s7t.png

If you're out there, Wachtell, I'll be your remote filing and proofreading bitch for $175k/year so you don't embarrass yourself like this anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44845945)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:46 AM
Author: cracking factory reset button boiling water

Sentence case is superior imo but the issue here is consistency. That’s what’s bothersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848819)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: Crimson gas station turdskin

Jfc. Ppl expect a fucking master piece at their prices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846526)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:29 AM
Author: fuchsia vivacious incel

Lol hfs this is going to keep me up tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848469)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:43 AM
Author: Crawly church building associate

You do the headings in lowercase because it’s part of the narrative, if all the subheads are non-narrative, then I approve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848808)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: histrionic rehab

So when does the actual lawyering happen?

Can we outsource this spell check faggotry to Pradeep?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44846867)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Yellow heady scourge upon the earth

Lol at the dumbass criticism in this thread. Imbeciles quibbling over word choice. Not partner material, I’m afraid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44847141)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: contagious library

(Rainmaker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44848727)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: deep vibrant nibblets french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44859007)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: diverse jew

(PUMO with no sense of humor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#44860842)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Lime crusty indian lodge community account

read the first 2 pages.

why is the tone so weirdly cunty and sarcastic. it stops just short of sounding like a Jezebel screed: "SO, APPARENTLY, FUCKBOY MUSK THINKS HE, UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE, IS SPECIAL. (UH, HELLO? HE'S NOT.)"

10 to 1 written by a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#47367394)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 4:03 AM
Author: red mind-boggling market personal credit line

Lol guess uve nvr worked in law before

They are all little spaceporn bitches especially w these kinds of cases where it's more written for the public in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2/en-en/#47367395)