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Saw a very weird XO thing happen in court today

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients a...
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Did you stand up?
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  10/03/22
Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in
ultramarine sadistic brunch
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There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE&quo...
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*Courtroom bustle* The judge carefully and gently pushes op...
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there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would...
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"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREA...
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the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!
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THE JUDGE!
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Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: ultramarine sadistic brunch

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients and the judge comes out and this attorney screams out “THE JUDGE”. Everyone looked at him and wondered wtf he is doing. Even the judge was a little thrown off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2/en-en/#45271132)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM
Author: opaque razzle-dazzle church building



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:44 AM
Author: Canary out-of-control box office hunting ground

Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand?

I had a client spazzing out crying and blubbering and making a scene and i told her she cant act like that when the judge comes out and the bailiff overheard and gave her a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2/en-en/#45271142)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: ultramarine sadistic brunch

No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or someone out him up to it. Maybe the guy was me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2/en-en/#45271179)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: Crystalline Lascivious Site Candlestick Maker



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: buck-toothed glittery plaza



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: hot blood rage whorehouse



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: Chocolate becky



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: Chocolate becky

Did you stand up?

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: ultramarine sadistic brunch

Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Unholy Coiffed University

There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE", I guess out of some sense of humility or being a public servant etc. Its out of character because he's a pedant.

But tbh I far prefer the all-rise to him stealthily taking the bench and just starting business. Its a loud room, full of proles and lolyers. Provide a clean break to alert everyone this shit is about goooooooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2/en-en/#45271200)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: opaque razzle-dazzle church building

*Courtroom bustle*

The judge carefully and gently pushes open the door a crack, not trusting that the janitor did a good job of keeping the hinges well-oiled. Coast clear. He opens it a bit wider. The courtroom is full of chatter, surely he'll make it to the bench this time. He opens the door just wide enough to squeeze his wiry frame through, and he is out but for his arm when the plaintiff's counsel, an Olympic pistol shooter and generally eagle-eyed gentleman, snaps his head toward the doorway and shouts,

"THE JUDGE!"

Defendants, plaintiffs, and proletariat erupt in laughter, and the defeated judge, head down, drags his robes over to the bench and slumps down in his chair. "If only a hurricane would wipe Key West off the map..." he grumbles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2/en-en/#45271261)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling rusted set philosopher-king



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: odious national security agency new version

there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would just have the bailiff loudly announce "REMAIN SEATED, THE HONORABLE JUDGE [], COURT IS NOW IN SESSION," etc

dude was a former PD and had a real sense of public service and humility. 180 guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2/en-en/#45271685)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling rusted set philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2/en-en/#49145679)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling rusted set philosopher-king



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 2:18 PM
Author: sienna double fault

"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREATS!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2/en-en/#45271981)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: Vigorous Partner Patrolman

the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2/en-en/#45272571)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 2:52 AM
Author: Anal Trip Garrison



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Date: June 12th, 2025 5:51 AM
Author: Learning disabled yarmulke

frosty fritters, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2/en-en/#49007659)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Racy Weed Whacker Ticket Booth

THE JUDGE!

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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: Metal background story stock car

In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI whenever Louis XVI enters a room. Maybe that's what the attorney was thinking of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2/en-en/#49007518)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Learning disabled yarmulke



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling rusted set philosopher-king



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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: spruce multi-colored property headpube

Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2/en-en/#49007525)