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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Floppy tanning salon
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Floppy tanning salon
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Big brilliant sanctuary
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stirring garrison love of her life
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  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
burgundy juggernaut
  12/13/22
Me.
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  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
burgundy juggernaut
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
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  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
burgundy juggernaut
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
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gaped spruce menage reading party
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costumed thriller toilet seat meetinghouse
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Marvelous Dilemma Lettuce
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Violent athletic conference institution
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this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
Lilac spot dragon
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Jet-lagged Cocky Set
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
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  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
Lilac spot dragon
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Vigorous sick ceo preventive strike
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Woah.
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peach native new version
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Purple slippery mood shitlib
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btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
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assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
Lilac spot dragon
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
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BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Silver Toaster Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Floppy tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Silver Toaster Community Account

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Floppy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Big brilliant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: stirring garrison love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Silver Toaster Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: burgundy juggernaut

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Silver Toaster Community Account

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: burgundy juggernaut

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Silver Toaster Community Account

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: burgundy juggernaut

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: Turquoise talking point place of business

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: gaped spruce menage reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: costumed thriller toilet seat meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Marvelous Dilemma Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Silver Toaster Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Silver Toaster Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Violent athletic conference institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Silver Toaster Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Lilac spot dragon

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Cocky Set

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Silver Toaster Community Account

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Lilac spot dragon

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Vigorous sick ceo preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Silver Toaster Community Account

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: peach native new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Purple slippery mood shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Silver Toaster Community Account

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Lilac spot dragon

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Silver Toaster Community Account

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Silver Toaster Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Lilac spot dragon

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Silver Toaster Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Puce titillating jap plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Silver Toaster Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Silver Toaster Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Violent athletic conference institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535059)