Sux that I’m perfect mistress material
| Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig | 02/15/23 | | Awkward cracking plaza | 02/15/23 | | Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig | 02/15/23 | | Hairraiser toilet seat party of the first part | 02/15/23 | | carnelian razzle-dazzle nursing home | 02/15/23 | | Indigo big-titted circlehead | 02/15/23 | | Bearded Ebony Gaping | 02/15/23 | | Lascivious Scarlet Step-uncle's House | 02/15/23 | | bonkers offensive indian lodge cuckold | 02/15/23 | | Adventurous market | 02/15/23 | | Supple brunch | 02/15/23 | | bat-shit-crazy dragon people who are hurt | 02/16/23 | | 180 Juggernaut | 02/16/23 | | transparent low-t locus | 02/16/23 | | mind-boggling hilarious trailer park | 02/16/23 | | cerise curious telephone | 02/16/23 | | Galvanic Patrolman | 03/09/23 | | Bearded Ebony Gaping | 05/06/25 | | bistre metal home | 02/15/23 | | Jade Volcanic Crater | 02/15/23 | | Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig | 02/15/23 | | Awkward cracking plaza | 02/15/23 | | Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig | 02/15/23 | | Awkward cracking plaza | 02/15/23 | | Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig | 02/15/23 | | Awkward cracking plaza | 02/15/23 | | Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig | 02/15/23 | | Awkward cracking plaza | 02/15/23 | | Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig | 02/15/23 | | Awkward cracking plaza | 02/15/23 | | bistre metal home | 02/15/23 | | Jade Volcanic Crater | 02/15/23 | | bistre metal home | 02/15/23 | | Harsh Church | 02/16/23 | | Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig | 02/15/23 | | bistre metal home | 02/15/23 | | Claret glittery depressive | 09/13/24 | | Jade Volcanic Crater | 02/15/23 | | bistre metal home | 02/15/23 | | puce up-to-no-good wagecucks | 02/15/23 | | 180 Juggernaut | 02/16/23 | | coral den | 02/16/23 | | Awkward cracking plaza | 02/15/23 | | Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig | 02/15/23 | | Awkward cracking plaza | 02/15/23 | | onyx legal warrant | 02/15/23 | | bistre metal home | 02/15/23 | | onyx legal warrant | 02/15/23 | | 180 Juggernaut | 02/16/23 | | Adventurous market | 02/15/23 | | bistre metal home | 02/15/23 | | Adventurous market | 02/15/23 | | bistre metal home | 02/15/23 | | Sexy antidepressant drug trust fund | 02/15/23 | | Adventurous market | 02/15/23 | | Adventurous market | 02/15/23 | | Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig | 02/15/23 | | Adventurous market | 02/15/23 | | Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig | 02/15/23 | | Sexy antidepressant drug trust fund | 02/15/23 | | Adventurous market | 02/15/23 | | khaki foreskin | 02/15/23 | | Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig | 02/15/23 | | bistre metal home | 02/15/23 | | Awkward cracking plaza | 02/15/23 | | transparent low-t locus | 02/15/23 | | 180 Juggernaut | 02/16/23 | | transparent low-t locus | 02/16/23 | | Tripping titillating business firm hissy fit | 09/13/24 | | Hairraiser toilet seat party of the first part | 02/15/23 | | transparent low-t locus | 02/16/23 | | Emerald hunting ground | 09/13/24 | | Claret glittery depressive | 09/13/24 | | 180 Juggernaut | 02/16/23 | | swashbuckling laser beams | 02/16/23 | | Racy nibblets jewess | 02/16/23 | | fishy heady black woman | 02/15/23 | | sienna cuck | 02/15/23 | | puce up-to-no-good wagecucks | 02/15/23 | | Grizzly sadistic partner regret | 02/16/23 | | carmine beady-eyed pit newt | 02/15/23 | | Hairraiser toilet seat party of the first part | 02/15/23 | | vigorous rigor institution | 02/15/23 | | Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig | 02/15/23 | | Sapphire odious stage fortuitous meteor | 02/15/23 | | startled talking theater | 02/15/23 | | Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig | 02/15/23 | | startled talking theater | 02/15/23 | | Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig | 02/15/23 | | startled talking theater | 02/16/23 | | Awkward cracking plaza | 02/16/23 | | Cream violent headpube bawdyhouse | 02/16/23 | | high-end green crotch | 02/16/23 | | hot iridescent karate | 02/16/23 | | Bearded Vivacious Space | 02/16/23 | | 180 Juggernaut | 02/16/23 | | Bat shit crazy rose box office azn | 02/16/23 | | bipolar dilemma | 02/16/23 | | Aromatic sneaky criminal tattoo | 02/16/23 | | elite faggotry | 02/16/23 | | Aromatic sneaky criminal tattoo | 02/16/23 | | elite faggotry | 02/16/23 | | 180 Juggernaut | 02/16/23 | | Aromatic sneaky criminal tattoo | 02/16/23 | | 180 Juggernaut | 02/16/23 | | Aromatic sneaky criminal tattoo | 02/16/23 | | 180 Juggernaut | 02/16/23 | | Aromatic sneaky criminal tattoo | 02/16/23 | | 180 Juggernaut | 02/16/23 | | Awkward cracking plaza | 02/16/23 | | Adventurous market | 02/16/23 | | Awkward cracking plaza | 02/16/23 | | elite faggotry | 02/16/23 | | Aromatic sneaky criminal tattoo | 02/16/23 | | elite faggotry | 02/16/23 | | Aromatic sneaky criminal tattoo | 02/16/23 | | elite faggotry | 02/16/23 | | Aromatic sneaky criminal tattoo | 02/16/23 | | elite faggotry | 02/16/23 | | Aromatic sneaky criminal tattoo | 02/16/23 | | Razzmatazz stead | 02/16/23 | | Razzmatazz stead | 02/16/23 | | Passionate crystalline messiness set | 02/16/23 | | onyx legal warrant | 02/16/23 | | Bearded Ebony Gaping | 02/16/23 | | Awkward cracking plaza | 02/16/23 | | Chest-beating Fiercely-loyal Property | 02/16/23 | | 180 Juggernaut | 02/16/23 | | Electric Native | 02/16/23 | | 180 Juggernaut | 02/16/23 | | balding orchid casino | 02/16/23 | | bespoke station | 02/16/23 | | Chocolate ceo | 02/16/23 | | Awkward cracking plaza | 02/16/23 | | Chocolate ceo | 02/16/23 | | bistre metal home | 02/16/23 | | Chocolate ceo | 02/16/23 | | Electric Native | 02/16/23 | | bistre metal home | 02/16/23 | | startled talking theater | 02/16/23 | | Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig | 02/16/23 | | Electric Native | 02/16/23 | | Adventurous market | 02/16/23 | | bistre metal home | 02/16/23 | | Claret glittery depressive | 09/13/24 | | Bearded Vivacious Space | 02/16/23 | | 180 Juggernaut | 02/16/23 | | Chocolate ceo | 02/16/23 | | bistre metal home | 02/16/23 | | Adventurous market | 02/16/23 | | violet irradiated sound barrier | 02/16/23 | | Bearded Vivacious Space | 02/16/23 | | vigorous rigor institution | 03/09/23 | | Aromatic sneaky criminal tattoo | 03/09/23 | | motley tanning salon | 03/17/23 | | Stirring yapping mad-dog skullcap | 03/26/23 | | nighttime judgmental kitty cat | 09/13/24 | | Claret glittery depressive | 09/13/24 | | Emerald hunting ground | 02/06/25 | | Emerald hunting ground | 04/11/25 | | transparent low-t locus | 04/11/25 | | razzle startling address dysfunction | 04/11/25 | | Emerald hunting ground | 04/11/25 | | lfo | 12/18/25 | | nude gunner | 12/18/25 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: February 15th, 2023 9:00 PM Author: Trip Love Of Her Life Codepig
I wouldn’t act on it, though.
The downside is that I do want a husband/family and the stability of a serious, long-term relationship. I also do fall in love!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2/en-en/#45940007) |
Date: February 15th, 2023 9:02 PM Author: Jade Volcanic Crater
I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell
I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell
I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2/en-en/#45940011)
|
Date: February 15th, 2023 9:02 PM Author: Awkward cracking plaza
I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell
>I can think of several times you have kissed and told off the top of my head
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2/en-en/#45940015) |
 |
Date: February 15th, 2023 9:04 PM Author: Awkward cracking plaza
Sam Hyde
Noam Chomsky
/thread
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2/en-en/#45940023) |
Date: February 15th, 2023 9:35 PM Author: carmine beady-eyed pit newt
"The downside is that I do want a husband/family and the stability of a serious, long-term relationship. I also do fall in love!"
What the fuck are you even talking about. This is what makes most women bad mistresses, they might be willing to do all that other stuff but they want to be the main woman, for it to be long-term, to be the one that gets doted on for holidays, etc. You might as well say you're the perfect lifeguard except you're quadriplegic.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2/en-en/#45940111) |
Date: February 15th, 2023 11:44 PM Author: startled talking theater
Great list with zero discussion of your sex drive and openness to the kinky shit wifes don’t do
“Haha I’m a good mistress my personality is good and i pay my own bills!”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2/en-en/#45940678) |
 |
Date: February 16th, 2023 9:24 AM Author: 180 Juggernaut
Do you think this gradeschool halfhearted attempt at "I know you are, but what am I" level comeback is doing anything other than proving our point?
You are bottom 10% on the board for intelligence and humor, and you routinely poast dreck so bad that even with moniker scrambling, numerous poasters immediately picked up on your moniker change from dcpoast (a cursory search for which reveals dozens of threads with lots of poasts, dedicated exclusively to deriding you for these horrible qualities).
What's more, you're the same bizarre fucking weirdo that spammed resident worthless turboslut tbtp with HUNDREDS of emails over the course of years, all with the same creepy, cloying baby talk.
You're literally disabled, would be a danger to others if you were any less pathetic, and -- worst of all -- you pollute the board with your presence. Kys to solve all of the above.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2/en-en/#45941367) |
Date: February 16th, 2023 8:47 AM Author: Razzmatazz stead
Holy shit. OP reads exactly like a conversation I had with a semi-autistic Harvard STEM post-doc I fucked on tinder once.
And exactly like a different conversation I had with a semi-autistic Yale Med Student I fucked from Craigslist Casual encounters way back in the day.
Both said literally the exact same things. I mean fucking exact same things.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2/en-en/#45941262) |
Date: February 16th, 2023 9:17 AM Author: Passionate crystalline messiness set
Fine, let's do an experiment, a test run, as it were.
I'm a Boston guy, I visit often. I'm even not hideous. I'm in need of a mistress. I will report back to the board, providing content and allowing you to demonstrate your bona fides.
Are we doing this?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2/en-en/#45941351) |
Date: February 16th, 2023 9:26 AM Author: Bearded Ebony Gaping
Is this an LSAT prompt?
"I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell"
"I kind of have a dude brain"
"The downside is that I do want a husband/family and the stability of a serious, long-term relationship. I also do fall in love!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2/en-en/#45941380) |
 |
Date: September 13th, 2024 9:50 AM Author: Claret glittery depressive
those traits:
-a cluster of STIs
-mental illness
-barrenness
-greed
-not being particularly attractive
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2/en-en/#48084150) |
Date: February 16th, 2023 1:21 PM Author: Bearded Vivacious Space
"and it doesn't mean i don't suppress my urges"
what, like 40% of them?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2/en-en/#45942588) |
Date: September 13th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: Claret glittery depressive
The downside is that I do want a husband/family and the stability of a serious, long-term relationship. I also do fall in love!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I guess that really "sux", GJR! oh well
at least when you die alone you can look back and take pride in how much of a whore you are
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2/en-en/#48084161) |
|
|