Tesla Nightmare - LJL at morons driving these deathtraps
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Date: September 16th, 2024 2:07 PM Author: hank_scorpio
automating functions that do not require any automation is the dumbest, absolute dumbest shit and the reason I think engineers are, fundamentally, not very bright, they learn just enough math to make stuff work but they are not actually intelligent
I don't recall if it is a Tesla but one electric car uses an electric motor to open the charging port, for no reason at all, so if your car ever truly dies you are totally fucked
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48094968) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48095560) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 3:11 PM Author: '"'""'"''"''"'
I'm not clear what actually happened. She locked her key in the car and also didn't have her phone with her to use the phone key or didn't set it up?
Also, a bunch of people on Reddit, and I know this is a shocker, are just frothing at the mouth libs enraged at Elon.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48095180) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 3:15 PM Author: Reverend Right
It's totally normal to leave your phone in the car when you're getting gas or disconnecting a charger.
The fact that this has happened multiple times should tell you this is bad design.
You Tesla loving retards really grind my gears. Enjoy your shit mobile.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48095189) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 3:50 PM Author: '"'""'"''"''"'
You seem aggressively stupid and I don't think you have any idea what an HP actually is.
Then perhaps this car isn't for women too stupid to manage basic shit.
In any event, you seem like the type of person who couldn't afford a Tesla anyway.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48095362) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
Trump is fine with electric cars if faggots want to drive them. he just doesn't want EV mandates. part of the whole being pro freedom and pro democracy thing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48095844) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
why the fuck would the car automatically lock itself? that is like really fucking stupid. particularly if the keys are in range. obviously people, even superiorly intelligent ones like you, will eventually lock their keys in the car.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48095483) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 12:25 AM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,
It only locks itself if you takke the key away from it.
Something weird is happening here.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48097468) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
gay shit like that is why people don't want to buy these things even if they are good cars
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48098142) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
if it actually locks itself with the keys inside/still in range than it's a shitty design. doesn't seem like that's actually the case here and either her phone died or the tesla key app fucked up.
I leave my keys/phone in the car all the fucking time like if I'm picking my kids up or something and step out for a few minutes or if I'm going to the driving range and would empty my pockets anyways. I wouldn't want some dipshit device locking me out every time I did that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48099065) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
Not flame I wore adidas shorts with no pockets while I drove to get booze and pickup Chinese food tonight. I left my keys and phone in the car and my car didn’t automatically lock itself with my keys inside.
Tsla drivers mad as fukk
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48101363) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
I live in a mostly white area so stuff like that doesn't happen. the shorts I got on amazon for like $11.99 on sale probably because no one was buying shorts that don't have pockets
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103183) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
you work with a bunch of faggots
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48100955) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
2017 X5. One fuckup tsla has done is not making them so ppl can tell one model from the next. all the proles driving the shitty new ones look the same as the ppl who drive the original good version (that's the S model? i don't even know).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103186) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:28 AM Author: '"'""'"''"''"'
There are 3 expensive models: the S, X and Cybertruck
There are 2 cheap ones: the 3 and Y
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103290)
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
besides the cybertruck, which is like the most hideous car ever built, they all look the same.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103585) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 4:24 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair,
ELON IS BASICALLY AN ATTEMPTED MURDERER!!!
LJL at the OP unironically linking to A REDDIT THREAD featuring A VIDEO OF A HYSTERICAL RETARDED BROWN WOMAN, and then this thread filling up with people insisting that Tesla is now fukt or whatever. Yeah Teslas are absolute trash and everyone hates them, hope none of you are still holding "TSLA" I hear that's going to zero veddy veddy soon now that everyone realizes Teslas suck and Elon is a bad person.
LJL embarrassing display here on XO, sad!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48095540) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 4:26 PM Author: Reverend Right
You are not a retard if you hold TSLA stock, only if you drive a Tesla.
I hereby give you permission to breathe out.
Hope this helps brother!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48095553) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 4:29 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair,
CR and btw those retarded people suck grrr I hate retards
Except for the hysterical brown retarded woman featured in the retarded Reddit thread that spurred this thread, with whom I have tremendous personal sympathy my god how can Elon keep getting away with this!
LJL
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48095571) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 4:28 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair,
I cannot believe that XO is putting me in a position where I have to side with a Quotemo, but yes he is correct you literally have to have a <80 IQ to "lock yourself out" of a Tesla.
SOURCE: I have actually driven in a Tesla (and not only did I survive but I also didn't "lock myself out").
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48095567) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
So she forgot to take her key card with her when she got out of the car?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48095570) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 12:32 AM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair,
???
Which of those links do you disagree with, and why? Please feel free to get specific since you clearly have a solid command of the nuances of this subject, TYIA
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48097480) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 4:19 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair,
Not sure if you noticed it, but the literal thread title of this thread (which you chose to open and have now repeatedly cosigned in various poasts you have chosen to make ITT) is "Tesla Nightmare - LJL at morons driving these deathtraps"
Fucking retard
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48105193) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 4:36 PM Author: Let\'s dispel with this fiction
This is an issue that can easily be fixed by software if it was a design flaw (if phone stays in car, no reason for the doors to lock unless phone died or car idle for long time). More likely it was a glitch.
The person could have just logged into their Tesla account on someone else's phone to unlock the car or borrow a phone from a stranger to let spouse know to unlock it, etc.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48095599) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 5:03 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48095814) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
key fobs you change the battery like once every two years and your car starts yelling at you when it gets low and they also have physical emergency keys built into them.
and Tesla shouldn't "sell" the keys needed to start the car. it should just come with the car. if people love having to fumble through an iphone app to start their car then they'll do so.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48102975) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:17 PM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt)
a tesla yells at you when your phone dies and isn't working as a fob anymore. much louder and more annoying than my previous fob car, btw. you don't need to go into the app -- you phone functions exactly as a fob would.
every part of the car is "sold" with the car. they don't include the fob because people would rather have it built into the price since most people don't use it.
this isn't a flaw. it's some dumb bitch that let her phone (i.e. keyfob) die and didn't have her other key. if anything the average tesla owner has more redundancy to avoid getting locked out. i'd have to lock my dead phone in the car and not have the credit card key.
you can't prevent dumb bitches from locking themselves out of their car. if it was bypassable it wouldn't be a lock, would it?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103907) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:21 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
phones die all the time fuckface. aapl comes out with a "new" iphone every year and still haven't just made one that will last for a week on a single charge.
tsla is stupid for making cars lock themselves and by relying on shitty phones in general. the tech isn't there no matter how much they want it to be and it's solving a problem that doesn't exist.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103937) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:26 PM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt)
1) the app is optional, the key is a credit card.
2) they sell a standard keyfob as well.
can you just admit you just don't like tesla? like, this has nothing to do with tesla specifically.
ALMOST EVERY BRAND OF CAR HAS APP KEYLESS ENTRY! MOST CHARGE FOR IT! YOU CAN HAVE AN ORDINARY KEYFOB WITH A TESLA!
there is nothing different here except that most tesla owners choose not to carry a separate fob since the app does so much. but you have physical keys too and can get a regular fob. jfc you just don't like the brand or the car or elon or something. you're being irrational.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103979) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
do any other cars lock themselves automatically? I don't hate tsla or the concept of EVs other than that they seem really stupid and are a non-solution to a non-existent problem. I actually do hate useless tech being forcememed in every aspect of our lives.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48104191) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:12 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
mine do not do this and googling "autolock" gives a bunch of crap from amazon that looks like the club from the 90s infomercials.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48104236) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
idk wtf a "modern car" is according to you but mine do not have this feature afaik, including one I bought this year. the way to engineer around it is to not make an iphone with a <24 hr battery life the default key and to not make it a default feature.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48104369) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: ,.,,.,..,..,..,.,..,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,.
Tesla DeathMobile killed that Asian lady when it rolled into a lake and wouldn’t let her out
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48095816) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48096336) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Reverend Right
*sells “most popular car, ever, in the history of the world! Woo Jewish number go up!*
*just don’t be a dumb brown woman*
*forgets which country he lives in*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48097431) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 12:33 AM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair,
So between "LOL BROWN PEOPLE AND WOMEN ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED JFC" and "GODDAMMIT TESLA SUCKS I HATE THESE PIECE OF SHIT CARS," you're going with... the latter?
Sorry, did I end up on Reddit or something?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48097481) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair,
XO in literally every other thread: "Billions must die, fuck these mudbloods"
XO in this Tesla thread: "OMG this is horrible, hashtag protect precious brown lives!"
Sorry, I'll let you guys get back to vigorously defending the honor of Asian female drivers now (LJL)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48099519) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,
I don't see how this is Tesla's fault at all.
1. If you lock your keys in a normal car the same shit happens?
2. Tesla is actually better because normally you can't lock the car without the keys. Not sure what happened here?
3. Why would the woman leave her baby in the car and shut the door anyway? I wouldn't do that with any car?
4. The danger here is pretty overblown. Just get a fucking brick or tire iron and bash the window. You could also call your spouse and have them unlock it remotely with their phone.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48097022) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 11:12 PM Author: Ass Sunstein
1. She didn't lock the car, the car locked itself. It's hard to lock your key in the car with a normal car because you always lock it using the key fob which you have in your hand. It takes real effort to lock your keys in the car in a normal car (at least since key fobs became widespread in the 90s, it was easier before then). You'd have to proactively flip the manual lock on the door to "locked" first, then close it with your keys in the car.
2. Not really, since this happened, which would never happen in a normal car.
3. You put your baby in the car seat, close the door, then walk over and get in the driver's side, how else would you do it?
4. What if you're in a remote area with nobody around, you don't have anyone reachable to call. "Just bash in the window", is that the recommended solution? lol.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48097283) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,
It's easy to lock your keys in your car - it happens all the time. It's much harder to do with a tesla because it will open up the car if your phone is still in the car.
Why are you leaving the baby in your car and slammming the door in a remote area? And that remote area doesn't have a fucking rock?
This is all silly. It's like when people hate on EVs because 1 car got a bill for $20 grand to replace the battery (because they voided the warranty) as if there aren't 100,000 cars a year that have to shell ot $10k for a new transmission
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48097463) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
1. no. normal cars don't lock themselves automatically and will unlock if the keyfob is in proximity
2. wut?
3. she's a dumb mexican
4. it's obviously a real danger because people are dumb and that kid shouldn't die because of it. lol at using a phone app to unlock your faggot car. it's not even a normal car vs. EV thing, it's just dumb useless tech being forcememed that probably will make it's way into gas cars up until libs ban them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103633) |
Date: September 17th, 2024 9:23 AM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt)
dumb bitch leave her keys and kid in the car
"omg fuck elon!!" -- redditors and xoxohth
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48098121) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 7:05 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
notice how it was "leave" your keys in the car instead of "lock" your keys in the car. that kind of sneaky cleverness is very popular with certain (((people))) you really really like
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48100940) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
Nah you just chose your words carefully because you know she didn’t lock her keys in the car and it was actually her dumbass car that locked itself
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48101377) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:42 AM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt)
(buys car with automatic walk away door lock)
(feature can be toggled)
(walk away from car with keys inside vehicle, automatic lock engages as designed)
"OH MAN FUCK ELON! THESE CARS SHOULD BE DESIGNED SO 70IQ DUMB BITCHES CAN'T KILL THEIR KIDS BECAUSE A PRODUCT THEY PURCHASED FUNCTIONS EXACTLY AS EXPECTED! I AM VERY MAD OVER THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN "LEAVE" AND "LOCK" BECAUSE THERE IS A VERY IMPORTANT YET INARTICULABLE DISTINCTION BETWEEN ENABLING AN AUTOMATIC LOCK FEATURE AND LEAVING YOUR KEYS IN THE CAR VERSUS MANUALLY ENGAGING THE CARS LOCKS AND LEAVING YOUR KEYS IN THE CAR!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48102949) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:56 AM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
it's possible and very likely that the mexican chick is very dumb and the "feature" is also a very shitty design that causes more problems than it solves. like they claim to be able to figure out self driving cars but they can't figure out how to not lock the car when the keys are inside?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48102989) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
they should not use the phone or any other device that will not function if not charged in less than 24 hrs as a key.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48104427) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:46 PM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt)
https://www.kbb.com/car-advice/vehicles-using-digital-keys/
every car company has this as a feature.
again, they come with physical keys too. you don't have to use the app.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48104443) |
Date: September 17th, 2024 1:40 PM Author: dead link clicker
Most modern vehicles are prone to extremely stupid shit like this due to computers. Tesla is among the worst due to higher than average computer reliance.
Very few vehicle functions that a driver interacts with are improved by the addition of automation or computerized functions. But the assholes building the cars keep stuffing more and more computer into each model. It's a nightmare.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48099573) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48101382) |
Date: September 18th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
why doesn't it have a key pad above the door handle like a normal car? ljl @ electricucks
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103221) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
ummm you need to just enable this feature on your iphone and make sure you keep the app updated and make sure you buy the latest iphone every year otherwise your kid may die. this is somehow easier than having a keyfob on your keys that you carry around anyways because you need to be able to unlock your front door.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48103228) |
Date: September 18th, 2024 12:35 PM Author: Tom Dooley
I like my teslas for the actual driving itself and charging in the garage. The rest of the cars’ featured kinda suck though. It’s clearly just a bunch of engineer bros throwing worthless features on a car, and adding “conveniences” that aren’t actually convenient.
With that being said, I have no idea how this woman managed to lock herself out outside of some kind of serious software error. I turned the auto lock feature off on my cars, but even then when I would leave my phone in the car it just wouldn’t lock. And if she had her phone with her it should have just automatically unlocked when she tried to open it.
The only thing I can think of is that she drove always from her home without a key or phone (the car will allow you to drive if someone else with a phone key is right next to it)and when she got out the car no longer detected the phone key nearby so it self-locked.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48104032) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
Or she could have had bluetooth off and just left her key card in the car
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48104173) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
so the phone doesn't have to be dead but you may just not have bluetooth enabled for the like 100 reasons you may disable bluetooth on your phone, even if temporarily?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48104252) |
Date: September 18th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: snoot
So did she lock the car with the key, phone and baby inside?
If yes to these questions, how is this Tesla's fault. This could have been any car.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48104367) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
this is a long thread with no clear answer about these nuances.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48104382) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 4:21 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair,
This thread boils down to "Just trust me on this, Elon Musk is totally at fault here and Teslas suck -- now stop victim blaming the literally retarded hysterical brown woman who is featured in this literal Reddit thread, PS: anyone who disagrees with me is a stupid Elon fanboi!"
It's all so tiresome
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48105202) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
more like how this chick locked her kid inside the car without actually locking the car
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48105214) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
it's not even an elon/EV thing. it's a dumb useless tech making life more annoying thing
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48105217) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
no it isn't. most cars on the road do not have have that feature. I own 3 cars, 2 of which were produced within the last 10 years, and none of them have that feature. I have also never heard a story of someone getting locked out of a Kia because they didn't take their cell phone with them while they were pumping gas.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595755&forum_id=2/en-en/#48105315) |
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