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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Twisted stead
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
hilarious generalized bond
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Ultramarine heady partner tanning salon
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Filthy Excitant Church
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Twisted stead
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Filthy Excitant Church
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Filthy Excitant Church
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Filthy Excitant Church
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Twisted stead
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Filthy Excitant Church
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Angry charismatic rigpig
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Angry charismatic rigpig
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
harsh copper pistol toaster
  04/08/25
that's rude
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  04/08/25
...
Twisted stead
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
brindle bisexual theatre stock car
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Filthy Excitant Church
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
passionate theater stage
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  04/08/25
...
Twisted stead
  04/08/25
...
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Twisted stead
  04/09/25
...
Twisted stead
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Bronze hyperventilating alpha nowag
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Fluffy submissive trust fund
  04/09/25
Ty
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  04/09/25
...
Soggy Vivacious Ladyboy
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
primrose razzle-dazzle library
  04/09/25
...
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
chest-beating coldplay fan pit
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
citrine center
  05/02/25
...
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  05/12/25
...
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Fluffy submissive trust fund
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Angry charismatic rigpig
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Angry charismatic rigpig
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Supple greedy base messiness
  06/03/25
...
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  06/26/25
OP?
racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  06/27/25
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racy opaque step-uncle's house jap
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Twisted stead

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: hilarious generalized bond

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine heady partner tanning salon

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Filthy Excitant Church

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Twisted stead

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Filthy Excitant Church

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Filthy Excitant Church

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Filthy Excitant Church

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Twisted stead

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Filthy Excitant Church

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Angry charismatic rigpig

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Angry charismatic rigpig

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: harsh copper pistol toaster

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Twisted stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: brindle bisexual theatre stock car

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Filthy Excitant Church

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: passionate theater stage

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Twisted stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Twisted stead

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Twisted stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Bronze hyperventilating alpha nowag

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Fluffy submissive trust fund

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Soggy Vivacious Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: primrose razzle-dazzle library

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: chest-beating coldplay fan pit

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: citrine center

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Fluffy submissive trust fund

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Angry charismatic rigpig

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Angry charismatic rigpig

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Supple greedy base messiness

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: racy opaque step-uncle's house jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49145215)