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Vigorous location boltzmann
  06/30/25
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indecent pit
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
aphrodisiac haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
ruddy charismatic death wish
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Vigorous location boltzmann
  06/30/25
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boyish tanning salon philosopher-king
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
aphrodisiac haunted graveyard
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
Dull piazza
  07/02/25
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wine lay degenerate
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Vigorous location boltzmann
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
electric nursing home
  07/02/25
tp.
boyish tanning salon philosopher-king
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Vigorous location boltzmann



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: indecent pit



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: aphrodisiac haunted graveyard

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: ruddy charismatic death wish

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Vigorous location boltzmann

have you considered being Tall?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: boyish tanning salon philosopher-king



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: aphrodisiac haunted graveyard

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Dull piazza

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: wine lay degenerate



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Vigorous location boltzmann

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2/en-en/#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: electric nursing home

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: boyish tanning salon philosopher-king

tp.

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