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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
duck-like reading party brunch
  06/30/25
wow lol
frisky keepsake machete
  06/30/25
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Erotic institution
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
frisky keepsake machete
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
duck-like reading party brunch
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Big nubile electric furnace
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
duck-like reading party brunch
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Heady blathering corn cake
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Primrose Theater Chad
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
frisky keepsake machete
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
drab locale police squad
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
duck-like reading party brunch
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Primrose Theater Chad
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Splenetic theater stage
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
frisky keepsake machete
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
duck-like reading party brunch
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Charcoal Flatulent Skinny Woman Plaza
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Glassy dragon
  06/30/25
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Adventurous At-the-ready Piazza
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
doobsian shitlib
  06/30/25
...
duck-like reading party brunch
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Vibrant depressive
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Frozen fragrant school cafeteria
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Effete brethren dopamine
  06/30/25
...
drab locale police squad
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Splenetic theater stage
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
mustard fear-inspiring ceo macaca
  07/01/25
...
Frozen fragrant school cafeteria
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
narrow-minded center jewess
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Curious emerald point
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
exhilarant salmon nursing home people who are hurt
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
violent water buffalo senate
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
shivering cocky heaven
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
charismatic painfully honest queen of the night feces
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: duck-like reading party brunch

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: frisky keepsake machete

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Erotic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: frisky keepsake machete

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: duck-like reading party brunch

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Big nubile electric furnace

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: duck-like reading party brunch

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Heady blathering corn cake

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Primrose Theater Chad

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: frisky keepsake machete

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: drab locale police squad

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: duck-like reading party brunch

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Primrose Theater Chad

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Splenetic theater stage

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: frisky keepsake machete

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: duck-like reading party brunch

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Charcoal Flatulent Skinny Woman Plaza

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Glassy dragon

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Adventurous At-the-ready Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: doobsian shitlib

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: duck-like reading party brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Vibrant depressive

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Frozen fragrant school cafeteria

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Effete brethren dopamine

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: drab locale police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Splenetic theater stage

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: mustard fear-inspiring ceo macaca

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Frozen fragrant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: narrow-minded center jewess

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Curious emerald point

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: exhilarant salmon nursing home people who are hurt

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: violent water buffalo senate

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: shivering cocky heaven

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: charismatic painfully honest queen of the night feces

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065360)