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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
pink party of the first part
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I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place dow...
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
impressive base
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
big chestnut brunch sandwich
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OP is JM
Wine selfie
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
frum vigorous school mad cow disease
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
pink party of the first part
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supple olive pervert
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send reinforcements
Talented painfully honest useless brakes
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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pink party of the first part
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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Dark property
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
charismatic bipolar state
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: pink party of the first part

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: beta fear-inspiring national crotch

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Aqua embarrassed to the bone lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093335)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: supple olive pervert



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: impressive base



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: motley frisky digit ratio



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: ocher fat ankles trailer park



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Jet university



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Mewling death wish chapel



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Sable mental disorder whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Flatulent razzle gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094372)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: sexy church building affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: impressive base

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: big chestnut brunch sandwich

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Wine selfie

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: frum vigorous school mad cow disease

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: pink party of the first part

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Chocolate adulterous market blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Erotic House

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: frum vigorous school mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: vivacious soggy theater volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Lemon Jet-lagged Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Sable mental disorder whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: sexy church building affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: supple olive pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Talented painfully honest useless brakes

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: charcoal stag film

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: pink party of the first part

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: ocher fat ankles trailer park

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant alpha

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Mewling death wish chapel

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Diverse Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Dark property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: charismatic bipolar state

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: pink party of the first part

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: supple olive pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: sexy church building affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Chocolate adulterous market blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Heady carnelian doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: frum vigorous school mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2/en-en/#49095575)