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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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godawful national legal warrant
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
dun curious trailer park
  08/28/25
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godawful national legal warrant
  08/28/25
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Shaky aggressive spot
  08/28/25
that's it?
Brindle multi-colored people who are hurt selfie
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
godawful national legal warrant
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Irradiated Flirting Parlour Bbw
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Brindle multi-colored people who are hurt selfie
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
chrome site
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
chrome site
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
chrome site
  09/12/25
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  10/28/25
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chrome site
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
aqua abode clown
  08/28/25
Happy?
Lemon crusty theatre
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
aqua abode clown
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Shaky aggressive spot
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Shaky aggressive spot
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
navy balding hell
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Brilliant Wonderful Sanctuary Filthpig
  08/28/25
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scarlet aphrodisiac native incel
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Nighttime masturbator
  08/29/25
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Glittery effete stage organic girlfriend
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
lascivious boltzmann international law enforcement agency
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
histrionic locale round eye
  08/29/25
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scarlet aphrodisiac native incel
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Massive principal's office
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
histrionic locale round eye
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
chrome site
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
hairraiser church building
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
aqua abode clown
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
lascivious boltzmann international law enforcement agency
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Embarrassed To The Bone Heaven
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Mentally impaired electric pocket flask
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
aqua abode clown
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Shaky aggressive spot
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
histrionic locale round eye
  09/01/25
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Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
histrionic locale round eye
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Lemon crusty theatre
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
aqua abode clown
  09/01/25
?
chrome site
  09/12/25
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chrome site
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
fighting medicated point elastic band
  09/01/25
Fuck you
aqua abode clown
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
chrome site
  09/12/25
Yes
Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
chrome site
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
chrome site
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
godawful national legal warrant
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: godawful national legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: dun curious trailer park

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: godawful national legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Shaky aggressive spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Brindle multi-colored people who are hurt selfie

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: godawful national legal warrant

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Irradiated Flirting Parlour Bbw

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Brindle multi-colored people who are hurt selfie

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: chrome site

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: chrome site

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: chrome site

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: chrome site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: chrome site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: aqua abode clown

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Lemon crusty theatre

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: aqua abode clown

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Shaky aggressive spot

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Shaky aggressive spot

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: navy balding hell

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Brilliant Wonderful Sanctuary Filthpig

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: scarlet aphrodisiac native incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Nighttime masturbator

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Glittery effete stage organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: lascivious boltzmann international law enforcement agency

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: histrionic locale round eye

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: scarlet aphrodisiac native incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Massive principal's office

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: histrionic locale round eye

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: chrome site

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: hairraiser church building

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: aqua abode clown

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: lascivious boltzmann international law enforcement agency

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Heaven

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Mentally impaired electric pocket flask

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: aqua abode clown

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Shaky aggressive spot

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: histrionic locale round eye

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: histrionic locale round eye

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Lemon crusty theatre

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: aqua abode clown

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: chrome site

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: chrome site

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: fighting medicated point elastic band

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: aqua abode clown

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: chrome site

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Sexy cerise philosopher-king gas station

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: chrome site

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: chrome site

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: godawful national legal warrant

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259839)