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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
cracking weed whacker new version
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Self-absorbed Dysfunction Plaza
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
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Just tell some n word jokes.
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Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
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  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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go, get drunk, come home late af
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the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker new version

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Dysfunction Plaza

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker new version

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Dysfunction Plaza

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: contagious embarrassed to the bone church shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: flickering property

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Bright vigorous newt den

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker new version

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Bright vigorous newt den

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Exciting house

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Pale Bat-shit-crazy Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: twisted psychic dopamine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker new version

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Stubborn persian mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: talented library background story

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Mentally impaired school

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker new version

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Mentally impaired school

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: talented library background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring avocado affirmative action locus

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker new version

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Coral Space Halford

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring avocado affirmative action locus

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: autistic salmon cuckold

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker new version

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: house-broken boltzmann

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: glittery shimmering death wish potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: passionate startled organic girlfriend

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: offensive sound barrier

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: autistic salmon cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Blue Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: irradiated swollen tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: nofapping henna laser beams main people

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: glittery shimmering death wish potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: topaz bbw faggotry

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker new version

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: irradiated swollen tank

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: fragrant pontificating corner rigpig

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: trip becky depressive

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker new version

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Vengeful National Security Agency Multi-billionaire

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: thriller theater

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: glittery shimmering death wish potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Blue Antidepressant Drug

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Pale Bat-shit-crazy Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: tantric cordovan elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Dysfunction Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Stubborn persian mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: fragrant pontificating corner rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Spectacular ocher lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sex Offender Philosopher-king

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker new version

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: contagious embarrassed to the bone church shitlib

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/en-en/#49424851)