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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/17/25
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sepia library national security agency
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titillating poppy persian home
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the one they call doobs
Sable ape cuck
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He's definitely iconic
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
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Brindle Area
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I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
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Brindle Area
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Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
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Brindle Area
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Incredible
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/17/25
boom lives
Boyish Avocado Office
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Sable ape cuck
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Cracking Bipolar Tattoo Nursing Home
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/17/25
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Brindle Area
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/17/25
wmtp
Excitant cerise range sound barrier
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
pearl roommate
  12/17/25
Strong contender
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
pearl roommate
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Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
pearl roommate
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Mildly Autistic Church Building
  12/17/25
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green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/17/25
evan39
Aromatic mint puppy garrison
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Woah Cr
sepia library national security agency
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Gaped step-uncle's house love of her life
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Gaped step-uncle's house love of her life
  12/17/25
who are you
Boyish Avocado Office
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Gaped step-uncle's house love of her life
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Boyish Avocado Office
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Aromatic mint puppy garrison
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Mahogany crawly stage foreskin
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Gaped step-uncle's house love of her life
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Gaped step-uncle's house love of her life
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Gaped step-uncle's house love of her life
  12/18/25
whokobe
Boyish Avocado Office
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Mildly Autistic Church Building
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Mildly Autistic Church Building
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
rusted domesticated generalized bond spot
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Boyish Avocado Office
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BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
rusted domesticated generalized bond spot
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Boyish Avocado Office
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
rusted domesticated generalized bond spot
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Who is IH
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/17/25
(n00b)
rusted domesticated generalized bond spot
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
snowy travel guidebook
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Pale Liquid Oxygen Location
  12/18/25
Stfu
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Electric Cowardly Indian Lodge Gaping
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Racy buck-toothed half-breed
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
French Bonkers Therapy Gas Station
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I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Cyan Death Wish Hospital
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
green apoplectic giraffe parlor
  12/18/25
Thanks.
snowy travel guidebook
  12/18/25
Boom
heady azn abode
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territorial azure factory reset button juggernaut
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: sepia library national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: titillating poppy persian home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Sable ape cuck

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Brindle Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Brindle Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Brindle Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Boyish Avocado Office

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Sable ape cuck

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Cracking Bipolar Tattoo Nursing Home

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Brindle Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Excitant cerise range sound barrier

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: pearl roommate

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: pearl roommate

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: pearl roommate

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Church Building

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Aromatic mint puppy garrison

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: sepia library national security agency

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Gaped step-uncle's house love of her life

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Gaped step-uncle's house love of her life

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Boyish Avocado Office

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Gaped step-uncle's house love of her life

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Boyish Avocado Office

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Aromatic mint puppy garrison

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Mahogany crawly stage foreskin

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Gaped step-uncle's house love of her life

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Gaped step-uncle's house love of her life

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Gaped step-uncle's house love of her life

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Boyish Avocado Office

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Church Building

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Church Building

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: rusted domesticated generalized bond spot

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Boyish Avocado Office

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: rusted domesticated generalized bond spot

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Boyish Avocado Office

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: rusted domesticated generalized bond spot

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: rusted domesticated generalized bond spot

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: snowy travel guidebook

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Pale Liquid Oxygen Location

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Electric Cowardly Indian Lodge Gaping

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Racy buck-toothed half-breed

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: French Bonkers Therapy Gas Station

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Cyan Death Wish Hospital

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: green apoplectic giraffe parlor

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: snowy travel guidebook

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: heady azn abode

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: territorial azure factory reset button juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519546)