\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

...
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
...
maroon supple whorehouse
  12/17/25
...
Drunken Gold Station Trump Supporter
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Awkward crusty hell lettuce
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
...
Rough-skinned Newt Stock Car
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
...
Rough-skinned Newt Stock Car
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
...
Rough-skinned Newt Stock Car
  12/17/25
Incredible
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
boom lives
electric black woman
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Awkward crusty hell lettuce
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Irradiated spruce gaming laptop
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
...
Rough-skinned Newt Stock Car
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
wmtp
Up-to-no-good circlehead principal's office
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Big offensive brunch psychic
  12/17/25
Strong contender
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Big offensive brunch psychic
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Big offensive brunch psychic
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
boyish hairy legs area
  12/17/25
...
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
evan39
Navy Mother
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
maroon supple whorehouse
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
tripping police squad pozpig
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
tripping police squad pozpig
  12/17/25
who are you
electric black woman
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
tripping police squad pozpig
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
electric black woman
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Navy Mother
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
indigo cerebral pit
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
tripping police squad pozpig
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
tripping police squad pozpig
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
tripping police squad pozpig
  12/18/25
whokobe
electric black woman
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
boyish hairy legs area
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
boyish hairy legs area
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Thriller center
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
electric black woman
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Thriller center
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
electric black woman
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Thriller center
  12/17/25
Who is IH
cocky sandwich
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Thriller center
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Low-t carnelian theater therapy
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
cocky sandwich
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Flatulent potus piazza
  12/18/25
Stfu
cocky sandwich
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
excitant parlour
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
deep sienna house
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
swollen titillating school factory reset button
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
cocky sandwich
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Stimulating Chrome People Who Are Hurt Lay
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
cocky sandwich
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Low-t carnelian theater therapy
  12/18/25
Boom
comical brilliant location
  12/18/25
...
Laughsome den
  12/18/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: cocky sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518388)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: maroon supple whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518389)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Drunken Gold Station Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518390)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Awkward crusty hell lettuce

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518391)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518399)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Newt Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518403)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518406)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Newt Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518408)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518410)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Newt Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518421)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518440)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: electric black woman

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518458)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518481)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Awkward crusty hell lettuce

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518510)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Irradiated spruce gaming laptop

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518422)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518424)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Newt Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518425)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518431)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good circlehead principal's office

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518426)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518430)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Big offensive brunch psychic

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518435)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518438)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Big offensive brunch psychic

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518444)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518446)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Big offensive brunch psychic

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518449)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: boyish hairy legs area

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518491)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: cocky sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518494)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Navy Mother

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518442)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: maroon supple whorehouse

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518453)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: tripping police squad pozpig

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518443)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518447)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: tripping police squad pozpig

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518459)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: electric black woman

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518471)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: tripping police squad pozpig

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518479)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: electric black woman

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518482)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Navy Mother

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518454)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: indigo cerebral pit

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518456)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: tripping police squad pozpig

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518462)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518480)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: tripping police squad pozpig

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518487)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518489)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: tripping police squad pozpig

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519000)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: electric black woman

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518461)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518484)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: boyish hairy legs area

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518490)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518493)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: boyish hairy legs area

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518464)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Thriller center

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518466)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: electric black woman

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518468)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Thriller center

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518472)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: electric black woman

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518476)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Thriller center

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518478)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518483)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Thriller center

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518511)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Low-t carnelian theater therapy

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518501)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: cocky sandwich

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518503)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Flatulent potus piazza

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519499)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519512)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: excitant parlour

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518710)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: deep sienna house

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518716)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: swollen titillating school factory reset button

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49518759)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519321)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Stimulating Chrome People Who Are Hurt Lay

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519301)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: cocky sandwich

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519316)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Low-t carnelian theater therapy

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519537)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: comical brilliant location

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519304)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Laughsome den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/en-en/#49519546)