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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Mewling razzle senate boistinker
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Arousing scarlet theatre mood
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Arousing scarlet theatre mood
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
marvelous trust fund
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Arousing scarlet theatre mood
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
marvelous trust fund
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Arousing scarlet theatre mood
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Mewling razzle senate boistinker
  01/05/26
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Mewling razzle senate boistinker
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Arousing scarlet theatre mood
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Mewling razzle senate boistinker
  01/06/26
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Passionate university juggernaut
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Arousing scarlet theatre mood
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Indigo resort dopamine
  01/06/26
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Unholy thriller stage friendly grandma
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
spectacular hairy legs son of senegal
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Arousing scarlet theatre mood
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
mint titillating fanboi
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Arousing scarlet theatre mood
  01/06/26
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wonderful twisted library
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
spectacular hairy legs son of senegal
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Arousing scarlet theatre mood
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
mint titillating fanboi
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Arousing scarlet theatre mood
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
mint titillating fanboi
  01/06/26
Lmao
Mewling razzle senate boistinker
  01/06/26
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Indecent Station
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Bipolar Mauve Area Dog Poop
  01/06/26
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marvelous trust fund
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Mewling razzle senate boistinker

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Arousing scarlet theatre mood

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Arousing scarlet theatre mood

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: marvelous trust fund

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Arousing scarlet theatre mood

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: marvelous trust fund

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Arousing scarlet theatre mood

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Mewling razzle senate boistinker

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Mewling razzle senate boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Arousing scarlet theatre mood

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Mewling razzle senate boistinker

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Passionate university juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Arousing scarlet theatre mood

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Indigo resort dopamine

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Unholy thriller stage friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: spectacular hairy legs son of senegal

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Arousing scarlet theatre mood

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: mint titillating fanboi

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Arousing scarlet theatre mood

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: wonderful twisted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: spectacular hairy legs son of senegal

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Arousing scarlet theatre mood

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: mint titillating fanboi

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Arousing scarlet theatre mood

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: mint titillating fanboi

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Mewling razzle senate boistinker

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Indecent Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Bipolar Mauve Area Dog Poop

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: marvelous trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/en-en/#49566761)