The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
What would Tiger be like if he were bad at golf?
| exciting goal in life cruise ship | 03/31/26 |
| Haunting multi-colored mad-dog skullcap famous landscape painting | 04/01/26 |
| avocado boyish weed whacker | 04/01/26 |
| buck-toothed diverse faggotry | 03/31/26 |
| Sable Self-centered Casino Legend | 03/31/26 |
| buck-toothed diverse faggotry | 03/31/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 03/31/26 |
| Sable Self-centered Casino Legend | 03/31/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 03/31/26 |
| comical disgusting spot | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| sadistic razzmatazz boistinker pocket flask | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| Turquoise slimy parlor national security agency | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| Wine overrated wagecucks | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| exciting goal in life cruise ship | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| buck-toothed diverse faggotry | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| Sable Self-centered Casino Legend | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| infuriating cuck institution | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| buck-toothed diverse faggotry | 04/01/26 |
| naked spectacular coldplay fan church | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| Sable Self-centered Casino Legend | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| at-the-ready trip kitchen | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| Heady mexican | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| Adventurous athletic conference crackhouse | 03/31/26 |
| Massive Gay Wizard | 03/31/26 |
| titillating costumed space | 03/31/26 |
| infuriating cuck institution | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| dashing trailer park | 04/01/26 |
| concupiscible candlestick maker | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| vivacious chest-beating associate gaping | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| Indecent trust fund | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| Heady mexican | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| Heady mexican | 04/01/26 |
| marvelous azure base | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| well-lubricated stead death wish | 04/02/26 |
| well-lubricated stead death wish | 04/02/26 |
| marvelous azure base | 04/01/26 |
| Indecent trust fund | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| marvelous azure base | 04/02/26 |
| avocado boyish weed whacker | 04/01/26 |
| 180 market | 04/01/26 |
| Haunting multi-colored mad-dog skullcap famous landscape painting | 04/01/26 |
| salmon persian philosopher-king | 04/01/26 |
| Rebellious Poppy Shrine | 04/01/26 |
| Narrow-minded jap stage | 04/02/26 |
| buck-toothed diverse faggotry | 04/02/26 |
| lascivious drab filthpig | 04/02/26 |
| exciting goal in life cruise ship | 04/02/26 |
| well-lubricated stead death wish | 04/02/26 |
| iridescent location | 04/03/26 |
| avocado boyish weed whacker | 04/02/26 |
| Histrionic incel | 04/03/26 |
| avocado boyish weed whacker | 04/03/26 |
| dashing trailer park | 04/03/26 |
| well-lubricated stead death wish | 04/03/26 |
| avocado boyish weed whacker | 04/03/26 |
| well-lubricated stead death wish | 04/03/26 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:32 PM Author: exciting goal in life cruise ship He seems relatively intelligent and checks the right boxes, so I could see him as a token high-level corporate exec with an easy/bullshit portfolio (“EVP of Innovation”).
He’d definitely have a white wife, not as hot as Elin, but probably solid for a UMC shrew.
I can’t imagine he’d have a lot of friends, he would still be cheap and unpleasant. The black security guards would say hi to him but secretly think he’s an Urkel/Uncle Tom. |
 |
Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM Author: Haunting multi-colored mad-dog skullcap famous landscape painting lol he has zero charisma or gravitas. He'd maybe end up managing an Enterprise if he tried getting an office job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786721) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 4:14 PM Author: avocado boyish weed whacker this. he is ugly. his personality sucks. he is not a great speaker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786782) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:33 PM Author: buck-toothed diverse faggotry seems like an accountant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49784857) |
|
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:40 PM Author: Sable Self-centered Casino Legend Second tier city rainmaker, or even office managing, partner at PwC with a portfolio of middle market goods & services distribution/middle-man companies that he sells audit and advisory services to. He’s 15% worse at golf than he is in our universe, which still makes him a standout at his country club (which he wouldn’t have been able to join prior to 1988). The contrast between how he’s treated there by the young businessman golfers and the old boomer biddies causes massive cognitive dissonances that spilled over into THE INCIDENT at the Christmas party a few years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49784881) |
|
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:45 PM Author: buck-toothed diverse faggotry so he still ends up with a DWI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49784899) |
|
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:47 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49784911) |
|
Date: March 31st, 2026 10:02 PM Author: Sable Self-centered Casino Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49784977) |
|
Date: March 31st, 2026 10:56 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49785048) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM Author: comical disgusting spot lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49785999) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786002) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 3:00 PM Author: sadistic razzmatazz boistinker pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786596) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 4:07 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786758) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 8:10 AM Author: Turquoise slimy parlor national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49785394) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king Can’t see this username without LOLing, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49785988) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 8:13 AM Author: Wine overrated wagecucks Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49785406) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49785989) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:31 PM Author: exciting goal in life cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786067) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:32 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786073) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king Who would his Anna Kendrick be in that case? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786000) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:19 PM Author: buck-toothed diverse faggotry some azn 7 who is also an accountant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786008) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:19 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king I understand and wish to continue. 🐯 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786010) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 1:48 PM Author: Sable Self-centered Casino Legend He’s been married to Natalie for 22 years now. Before kids she also worked at PwC in HR. She spent two years post-college in MFH living it up, before moving back to ATL to “be closer to family” which is obviously code for daddy wouldn’t subsidize her rent past her 25th birthday. She reconnected with Tiger, who she’d known in passing as undergrads at UGA for the two years they overlapped, via the country club. She was a Tri Delt and keeps her hair just as blonde and coiffed at 48 as she did at 18. Yoga pants and Pilates. Range Rovers. Golden Retreivers. Three kids in private school. Buckhead home. Litchfield beach house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786365) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 1:57 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king 1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786389) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king wouldn’t subsidize her rent past her 25th birthday tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786392) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 2:51 PM Author: infuriating cuck institution Many Such Cases! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786566) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786722) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 1:59 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king “Yoga pants and Pilates. Range Rovers. Golden Retreivers.”
Made my day with this part, tyvm |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 2:19 PM Author: buck-toothed diverse faggotry are big 4 partners balling that hard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786474) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM Author: naked spectacular coldplay fan church Their wives are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786522) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786724) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 4:00 PM Author: Sable Self-centered Casino Legend Cr. And our universe Tiger has like a 200 foot Westport yacht. Leveraging his life to the absolute hilt is hardcoded into his DNA. Absolute ancestral memory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786746) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 4:03 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king Leveraging his life to the absolute hilt
And
Absolute ancestral memory
IRL involuntary laughter while standing in line at Chipotle, ty for your cyber service |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 4:16 PM Author: at-the-ready trip kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786788) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 4:31 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786843) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 2:21 PM Author: Heady mexican Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786480) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786725) |
|
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:34 PM Author: Adventurous athletic conference crackhouse nico harris (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49784858) |
|
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:41 PM Author: Massive Gay Wizard He's too competitive to not be in something like sales. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49784888) |
|
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:43 PM Author: titillating costumed space I don't think anyone asked for a retarded brown piece of shit to chime in, so fuck off goat nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49784892) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM Author: infuriating cuck institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786568) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49785995) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 8:08 AM Author: dashing trailer park just a big kid who never grew up like that Tom Hanks character (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49785387) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 8:13 AM Author: concupiscible candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49785404) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king Whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49785991) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:20 PM Author: vivacious chest-beating associate gaping genx (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786011) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:24 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king wtf I love genx now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786036) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM Author: Indecent trust fund Military. There was some article a few years back about how he became obsessed with the Navy SEALs and would train with them in his off time. He apparently talked about leaving golf to try and become one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786104) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:45 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king 180, I’d forgotten about that
Seems like he knows on some level that a structured disciplined existence is what works best for him, but can’t find the consistent motivation to do it |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 2:21 PM Author: Heady mexican Haha imagine being like that lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786479) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 4:07 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786757) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 5:15 PM Author: Heady mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786966) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 4:01 PM Author: marvelous azure base His dad was a SEAL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786750) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 4:08 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king The most prestigious tiger woods ancestral heritage discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786760) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:25 AM Author: well-lubricated stead death wish tiger's ancestry is kinda crazy. his black dad was a quarter chinese and his azn mom a quarter white(dutch iirc) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49788749) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:19 AM Author: well-lubricated stead death wish earl woods was an army SFmo aka green beret. tiger wanted to be a SEAL though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49788736) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 4:01 PM Author: marvelous azure base That's how he got injured, doing fantasy camp SEAL workouts. The SEALs thought he was a dweeb and he wouldn't buy them drinks or dinner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786748) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 4:09 PM Author: Indecent trust fund There is probably an alternate universe where he never does the SEAL workouts and wins 20 majors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786771) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 4:30 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786841) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:15 AM Author: marvelous azure base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49788604) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 4:16 PM Author: avocado boyish weed whacker your forgetting one serious factor - tiger woods is a bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786791) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 2:00 PM Author: 180 market bald, ugly, lonely, and talentless... basically CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786398) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 3:41 PM Author: Haunting multi-colored mad-dog skullcap famous landscape painting Pro eSports player (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786704) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 3:49 PM Author: salmon persian philosopher-king 🤯🤯🤯 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786726) |
|
Date: April 1st, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Rebellious Poppy Shrine he'd run a roofing company and upcharge first-time homeowners on everything fucking thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49786986) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:37 AM Author: Narrow-minded jap stage Probably less than a lot of poasters ITT seem to think. Dude has no natural people skills. "According to author Armen Keteyian, Woods asked Jordan how to talk to women when they went to clubs. “Michael, to ever-loving credit, goes, ‘You tell them you’re Tiger Woods,’" https://www.latimes.com/sports/story/2021-01-17/tiger-woods-documentary-hbo-takeaways |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM Author: buck-toothed diverse faggotry lol jordan is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49788660) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:21 AM Author: lascivious drab filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49788738) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM Author: exciting goal in life cruise ship He’s a dork but his floor would be pretty high. Being an American-born straight black guy with a 4 year degree who doesn’t make whites uncomfortable is a pretty hard hand to screw up. He’s just the right age too, he would have been plucked from middle to upper management during the great DEI push. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49788793) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:22 AM Author: well-lubricated stead death wish military then HS teacher and track/cross country coach who bangs the kids moms and maybe some of the teen girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49788741) |
|
Date: April 3rd, 2026 6:59 PM Author: iridescent location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49791961) |
|
Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:44 PM Author: avocado boyish weed whacker how are people saying "military"? he is a bitch faggot . his entire life is being coddled and privileged. you think he's gonna relate to Darnell Washington or Essay Chavez in the barracks?
the dude literally got hurt multiple times playing GOLF |
|
Date: April 3rd, 2026 10:38 AM Author: Histrionic incel its because by most accounts his father was a hard ass dude who grew up black and poor then had a prestigious military career. tiger is more like his asain mom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49790902) |
|
Date: April 3rd, 2026 10:59 AM Author: avocado boyish weed whacker "tiger is more like his asain mom."
exactly. like I said he's a bitch |
|
Date: April 3rd, 2026 10:44 AM Author: dashing trailer park here in Brussels it is being reported he called 47 from his cellphone just before the cop arrested him-- hopefully the story is false or misleading (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49790919) |
|
Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:51 PM Author: well-lubricated stead death wish ? hes like that because he is good at golf.
imo this thread is about what hed be like if he wasnt good at it |
|
Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: avocado boyish weed whacker he's naturally a bitch. you can tell. does anything about him seem tough to you? of course its extreme because of golf privilege you are correct there. He didnt get the tough black qualities and disciplined asain qualities that would make a 180 soldier. Instead he got the soft effiminate asain qualities and the entitled black qualities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2/en-en/#49791742) |
|
Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:52 PM Author: well-lubricated stead death wish i agree somewhat.
dont think he'd be the SOF badass he dreamed of becoming but i still see the regular guy version of him at least joining |