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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Rambunctious Appetizing Forum
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
multi-colored associate
  04/05/26
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sinister free-loading plaza mad cow disease
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Rambunctious Appetizing Forum
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Rambunctious Appetizing Forum
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
multi-colored associate
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
godawful passionate stead depressive
  04/05/26
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lemon vigorous mother piazza
  04/05/26
Lol
Chocolate floppy striped hyena ceo
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
lake gay wizard psychic
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Rambunctious Appetizing Forum
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
lake gay wizard psychic
  04/05/26
...
multi-colored associate
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
translucent set
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
sinister free-loading plaza mad cow disease
  04/05/26
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Splenetic irradiated temple
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
mahogany prole
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
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  04/05/26
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Peach step-uncle's house sex offender
  04/05/26
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Twinkling glittery state antidepressant drug
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
poppy orchestra pit
  04/05/26
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Amber International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Rambunctious Appetizing Forum
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
poppy orchestra pit
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Pea-brained ruby house crotch
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
ocher water buffalo
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
startling church
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
racy puppy faggotry
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
aromatic parlour
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Salmon cuckold french chef
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
ocher water buffalo
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
racy puppy faggotry
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Salmon cuckold french chef
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Peach step-uncle's house sex offender
  04/05/26
...
multi-colored associate
  04/05/26
...
Jet-lagged Arousing Gas Station Brethren
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Pea-brained ruby house crotch
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Salmon cuckold french chef
  04/05/26
...
lemon vigorous mother piazza
  04/05/26
...
lemon vigorous mother piazza
  04/05/26
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Crusty Vivacious Casino
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Crusty Vivacious Casino
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
black hot school quadroon
  04/05/26
...
multi-colored associate
  04/05/26
...
godawful passionate stead depressive
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
mint laughsome spot
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Rambunctious Appetizing Forum
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Pea-brained ruby house crotch
  04/05/26
...
Salmon cuckold french chef
  04/05/26
...
Awkward yellow chad
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Provocative crystalline den
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
godawful passionate stead depressive
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
Rambunctious Appetizing Forum
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Rambunctious Appetizing Forum

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: multi-colored associate

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: sinister free-loading plaza mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Rambunctious Appetizing Forum

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Rambunctious Appetizing Forum

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: multi-colored associate

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: godawful passionate stead depressive

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: lemon vigorous mother piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Chocolate floppy striped hyena ceo

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: lake gay wizard psychic

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Rambunctious Appetizing Forum

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: lake gay wizard psychic

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: multi-colored associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: translucent set

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: sinister free-loading plaza mad cow disease

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Splenetic irradiated temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: mahogany prole

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: gaped tanning salon legal warrant

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Peach step-uncle's house sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Twinkling glittery state antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: poppy orchestra pit

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Amber International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Rambunctious Appetizing Forum

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: poppy orchestra pit

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Pea-brained ruby house crotch

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: ocher water buffalo

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: startling church

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: racy puppy faggotry

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: aromatic parlour

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Salmon cuckold french chef

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: ocher water buffalo

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: racy puppy faggotry

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Salmon cuckold french chef

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Peach step-uncle's house sex offender

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: multi-colored associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Arousing Gas Station Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Pea-brained ruby house crotch

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Salmon cuckold french chef

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: lemon vigorous mother piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: lemon vigorous mother piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Crusty Vivacious Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Crusty Vivacious Casino

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: black hot school quadroon

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: multi-colored associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: godawful passionate stead depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: mint laughsome spot

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Rambunctious Appetizing Forum

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Pea-brained ruby house crotch

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Salmon cuckold french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Awkward yellow chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Provocative crystalline den

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: godawful passionate stead depressive

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: Rambunctious Appetizing Forum

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/en-en/#49812165)