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Are anyone else's companies still totally failing at return to office?

they've been saying it for years and no one listens
Aphrodisiac tanning salon
  04/22/26
It’s a preposterous joke, but mostly because every exe...
Electric National
  04/22/26
yeah this is what im basically seeing too its pretty funny
Aphrodisiac tanning salon
  04/22/26
The funniest part is that it functions as this last stand of...
Electric National
  04/22/26
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chocolate halford quadroon
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floppy violent messiness
  04/22/26
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godawful razzle-dazzle whorehouse
  04/22/26
In other words: The Employer just wants to be a dick and was...
Supple Naked Philosopher-king
  04/22/26
Many companies no longer have the office space to support RT...
Mahogany point
  04/22/26
'hoteling'
Turquoise forum marketing idea
  04/22/26
aside from a job in school where i had to man a public facin...
Bull Headed Stimulating Stain
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 10:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac tanning salon

they've been saying it for years and no one listens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859621&forum_id=2/en-en/#49836085)



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Date: April 22nd, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Electric National

It’s a preposterous joke, but mostly because every exec either formally or informally gets an exemption. So eg on my team there are 3 VPs managing everyone and all three are not available to 90+% of their team except by zoom apart from like 5-8 days a year. The other awesome thing was that our Privacy team somehow convinced the C suite that they couldn’t actually surveil people and their “check” is just a daily count of badge swipes so everyone knows they just need to swipe their badges and the median employee is in the office from 10-3 if their boss actually comes in, and for like 5 minutes if not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859621&forum_id=2/en-en/#49836102)



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Date: April 22nd, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac tanning salon

yeah this is what im basically seeing too its pretty funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859621&forum_id=2/en-en/#49836107)



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Date: April 22nd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Electric National

The funniest part is that it functions as this last stand of wokery that informed all the worst abuses of the Great Resignation and scared/disgusted the C suite boomers, which kicked off all these layoffs and RTO crackdowns in the first place. But they can’t even articulate their wokist defense of WFH because they want to say stuff like “WFH greatly improves retention of working moms” but the implication of making that the policy indefinitely is 1) working moms should be asked to do less and expected to be more distracted by their home lives than other employees, 2) a domestic labor burden that falls heavier on women is the natural order of things. So they have to sort of sheepishly/passive-aggressively sneak their moments of noncompliance while still assuming all the expense and time lost commuting to go through the entire kabuki exercise. It’s like the bosses want it this way just to psychologically torture all the wokist dorks who talked all that shit back in 2021-22.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859621&forum_id=2/en-en/#49836122)



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Date: April 22nd, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: chocolate halford quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859621&forum_id=2/en-en/#49836125)



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Date: April 22nd, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: floppy violent messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859621&forum_id=2/en-en/#49836131)



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Date: April 22nd, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: godawful razzle-dazzle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859621&forum_id=2/en-en/#49836137)



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Date: April 22nd, 2026 11:28 PM
Author: Supple Naked Philosopher-king

In other words: The Employer just wants to be a dick and waste employee time and energy commuting to sit in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859621&forum_id=2/en-en/#49836179)



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Date: April 22nd, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Mahogany point

Many companies no longer have the office space to support RTO, so it's kind of a charade, like, "Let's have our 5,000 employees come into this office where we now have 1,200 seats."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859621&forum_id=2/en-en/#49836138)



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Date: April 22nd, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Turquoise forum marketing idea

'hoteling'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859621&forum_id=2/en-en/#49836205)



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Date: April 22nd, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Bull Headed Stimulating Stain

aside from a job in school where i had to man a public facing reception desk of sorts, ive never had anyone care when or if i was in an office

i assume covid just provided women and men with no balls the courage to finally just not show up



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859621&forum_id=2/en-en/#49836139)



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Date: April 22nd, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859621&forum_id=2/en-en/#49836143)



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Date: April 22nd, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: big crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859621&forum_id=2/en-en/#49836189)